Best parts of Moana:
-no love interest
-Moana had proportions like an actual human and wasn’t sexualized
-Disney princess set to inherit is actually depicted being trained in running her society
-no dead parents!
-bechdel test pass
-respectful depiction of source material and culture
-the music oh my god!!!!!
-Maui’s 4th wall breaks
-no actual villain
-closest thing to a villain was David Bowie crab
-only white in the cast voiced the chicken
-my giant green wife
so today some news channel reported on pauline hanson asking parents to test whether their children are allergic to vaccines and they got a vaccination expert or something on and she said "pauline hanson's obviously developed her own phd from the university of alternative facts" anD I FUCKING DIED