paratrooping

  • Seokjin: There is only one good reason for two people to have sex. And that is, love.
  • Namjoon: Seokjin, I love you. But there is many more reasons for having sex.
  • Seokjin: Name one!
  • Namjoon: I can name 50! Make-up sex, break-up sex, someone told you about a new position sex…
  • Yoongi: Revenge, rebound, paratrooping…
  • Namjoon: Nothing good on TV, you are in a hotel, curiosity…
  • *32 reasons later*
  • Taehyung: She said she loves you, but you are not ready to say it back yet sex.
  • Namjoon: 43!
  • Jimin: Wingman driving on the friend grenade.
  • Namjoon: 44!
  • Hoseok: The condoms are about to expire.
  • Namjoon: 45!
  • *Everybody stays quiet for a while*
  • Namjoon: This is actually getting pretty hard…
  • Jungkook: 46!