parachute it

Barry is banned from the kitchen because he threw eggs with parachutes off the second floor:

“Why in the FUCK would you waste my organic free range eggs??!!?” Lup asked,

Barry only nodded solemnly, quite drunk and under the influence of at minimum four (4) psychedelic substances, and then said,

“For Aerodynamics!” 

What if, when Eggsy leans in to whisper into Merlin’s ear, and Merlin pulls the cord, nothing happens, and Merlin pulls back with this horrified look on his face, because he goddamn well knows he checked those ‘chutes before he strapped them onto his trainees. He would never actually endanger them, not intentionally, not Harry’s protege; not Lee’s son. Someone sabotaged Eggsy’s parachute, and he’d be damned if he doesn’t get to the bottom of it and tear their guts out through their asshole.