parachute diving

MBTI on a roadtrip

INTJ: shocks the others by pulling out a map where they have marked all the places they want to go, probably read a few articles about those places, thoughtfully staring at the road

INTP: brought only like 3 things with them, enjoys examining the nature, true free spirit, likes having deep conversations during the night, is hyped about all the new things around them

ENTJ: talks to INTJ about their plan and makes a few changes in order to make it more efficient, freaks out when someone says they need to pee because they literally just stopped at a gas station 10 minutes ago like seriously?? also wants everyone to listen to them, otherwise this trip could turn into a mess for sure…

ENTP: is excited because this trip is an opportunity to finally escape the boring routine activities of daily life, wants to see all the new places and likes keeping the trip spontaneous, slays social media

INFJ: joins because their friends are going but is doubtful about the trip at first, is disturbed by conflict & being cramped up in a car, keeps their mom updated, still kinda enjoys the trip and definitely has a places-to-go list, likes cute gift shops & small cafes with an aestethic

INFP: tries to make the best out of the trip but is kinda stressed about going with a group, would probably prefer going with their bestie or significant other, is crazy about buying souvenirs, likely to prefer spending more time at a certain place while the others are ready to go, still enjoys it because it will be a unique memory for them

ENFJ: makes sure everyone’s needs are taken care of, loves the idea of spending time with her friends, is kinda popular in the group, super-chatty, shouts through the window for fun, may laugh loudly even during the night

ENFP: is the most relaxed during the trip, has like 0 problems, enjoys every tiny little thing they do, enjoys talking to natives at the places they go, is the soothing one during a conflict, has to take pictures all the time, enthusiastic

ISTJ: the one who is most likely to be the driver, the whole idea may seem weird to them, makes sure about the financial situations, may not go to the trip, will be the one who understands & takes responsibility, dependable 

ISFJ: will have mixed feelings about the trip, may be supportive during the preparation of the trip but likely to cancel at last minute, probably because they feel like they have to stay at home as they have some stuff to do, still will take a lot of aestethic pics if they decide to go but may find comfort when it’s over

ESTJ: is the one who makes most of the decisions, makes sure they have enough supplies, likely to be the driver, voices their opinions directly, happy to spend time with their friends and likes exploring the new places they stop at, takes control over the radio

ESFJ: doesn’t want to disappoint the others so decides to join, takes tons of stuff with them (they need all of it for sure), naturally popular, likely to make a crazy lil dance as soon as they get out of the car, calls their mom regularly, likes shopping

ISTP: don’t know if they are going to join until last minute but likely to go, others probably hope they will come, good at practical needs, the one who is most likely to fix the car, mostly observant during the ride, likely to get seperated from the group and explore the area by their own from time to time, enjoys nostalgic small towns 

ISFP: doesn’t talk a lot during the ride but still is highly adored by the rest of the group, may fall asleep, likes experiencing new things & trying out new food, may suddenly feel blue but still enjoys the trip a lot, likes listening to some cool (probably indie) music

ESTP: over energetic, wants to do crazy stuff and encourages others to join them too (could be parachuting, diving, wakeboarding or anything else), hoping they will meet some attractive people, “are we there yet?”, doesn’t think that anything could go wrong, simply people of action

ESFP: the trip will never be boring with them, don’t really care about where they are going, will play loud music & sing along, takes a lot of fabulous selfies, doesn’t take part in any arguments, can be easily bored tho, doesn’t understand why others want to see some historical places, part time!!!

I Was Supposed To Keep You Safe! - Steve Rogers x Reader

Dialogue prompt by anon

Originally posted by imagine-avengerss


“(Y/n!)” Steve yelled, trying to reach you in the helicarrier. The ground had fallen out from underneath you and you hung panicked from a single support beam. The metal dug into your hands, blood and your loose hair flying in your face.

You screamed as a gust of wind loosened your grip, Steve cursing under his breath as he reached a hand out to you, his other hand holding on. He couldn’t help you if he was dead.

You stretched your hand out, trying to reach him but then your fingers slipped, your look of absolute horror mirrored in Steve’s and then you fell, tumbling and screaming, having no means of slowing your descent.

“Shit.” Steve muttered, glancing over his shoulder and grabbing a parachute before diving off the helicarrier after you, streamlining his body to catch up.


The wind whistled in your ears. You’d flattened out your body in an attempt to slow your descent but the water still seemed to be eating it’s way towards you faster than it should be.

A strong arm suddenly grabbed you. Steve. He pulled you into his chest, holding you tight to his body. 

“Hold on.” He said, activating the parachute.

A scream escaped your lips as you seemed to stop falling for a moment, hovering above the ocean, seemingly just in time.

You buried your face in Steve’s chest, his embrace the only thing keeping you held to him and the parachute. The two of you stayed that way - hugging each other with your face buried in his chest, calming your jittery heart - until the water enveloped the two of you, the parachute covering you like a suffocating blanket. Steve unclipped himself and led you out, swimming under the parachute until you were clear. 

You were panting, breathless, shaking. 

“You’re okay.” Steve said, offering a friendly smile. You shook your head, your heart only beating faster. 

“I’m terrified.”

“Why?”

“We’re in the middle of the ocean. I can’t see my feet. I don’t know how deep it is. What’s below us-” You were hyperventilating, panicking.

Steve held your waist, treading water to keep you both up while you were incapable.

“I’m here. I’m supposed to keep you safe. And that’x exactly what I’m going to do.” He said, his eyes locked on yours.

You shook your head, looking down, trying to see.

“(Y/n). (Y/n), listen to me.” Steve directed your chin up, “Don’t look down, focus on me. You’re okay.”

He directed you back, so you were lying on your back, his hands supporting you be the small of your back and the back of your head. 

“See? Just look at me. Me and the sky.” He said softly.

“I don’t really have another option.” You laughed.

“There’s that usual (Y/n)!” Steve chuckled.

“We’re going to be alright.” He whispered, “You’re going to be alright.”

He gently touched his salty lips to yours, holding you in his arms.

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Use Your Head — How to defeat the Spartans,

The Spartans are generally regarded as the one of the greatest warrior societies in history.  The soldiers who made up the Spartan ranks were perhaps the toughest ever, with grueling military training that started at childhood.  However while toughness is an advantage, it is often unreliable unless tempered with smarts and intelligence.  Take Navy Seals, for example, generally regarded as among the most badass soldiers today.  Many don’t know that they are also among the most intelligent soldiers.  They have to learn an incredible number of things, like math, science, navigation, medicine, electronics, technology, parachuting, diving, combat tactics, etc. etc. etc., and often learn it in a short amount of time.  The same is true with most other elite special forces in other military branches and other countries.  Back during peashooter’s teaching days, he once had a student who was a strapping young lad, very athletic and very tough, who wanted to be a Navy Seal.  Physically he had a chance of achieving his goals, but he never applied himself academically.  Mr. Peashooter had to break it to him that if he didn’t have high grades, score high in standardize testing, and most importantly score high in the ASVAB (military testing), it would be highly unlikely he would even be considered for training.

After the Peloponnesian War Sparta came to dominate Greece. Many in Greek city states hailed the Spartans as liberators, seeing the former Athenian rulers as corrupt tyrants.  However, Greece soon learned that the new boss was no better than the old boss, as the Spartans soon brought Greece in line with an iron fist.  One Greek city state called Thebes was so resentful of Spartan rule that it revolted against Sparta in 387 BC, thus declaring itself independent and instituting a new democratic government.  A six year long war ensued, and amazingly the Thebans were able to hold the line against the Spartans by conducting brilliant raids, surprise attacks, and through the construction of large fortifications (Spartans were not good at siege warfare).  

By 371 BC the Theban Army was manned by a group of tough and experienced soldiers.  More importantly, they were led by the brilliant Theban general named Epaminondas, a man who was an expert at solving problems by thinking outside of the box.  On that same year, the Spartans organized a grand army of Spartan soldiers and other Greek Allies with the intent of ending the rebellion once and for all.  The army number around 10,000 with another 1,000 cavalry.  In contrast, the Theban Army only numbered around 6,000 - 8,000.  It was obvious to Epaminodas that victory could not be achieved through brute force alone.  Thus, he came up with a grand idea that would bring the mighty Spartan Empire to its knees.

In ancient Greek warfare, phalanxes met opposite of each other in straight lines, with roughly equal columns and ranks (if possible).  It was a traditional honor that the best soldiers were placed on the right wing, thus the veterans had the privilege of slaughtering the less experienced.  Epaminodas’ goal wasn’t to satisfy honor, he was in it to win.  Instead of placing his best to the right, he placed them on the left flank so that his best would face their best.  He then placed more units on his left, so that in all the left flank was fifty ranks deep, and also placed all his cavalry on the left.  Traditionally, Greek armies engaged all at once, smashing into each other until once side was victorious and the other broke and ran. Instead of straight lines, Epaminodas attacked with his army staggered in echelon formation, thus making his left the spearhead of the attack in a flanking maneuver.  While such tactics were new and revolutionary at the time, they would become a staple of future warfare, with generals such as Alexander the Great, Frederick the Great, and Napoleon Bonaparte using similar formations to win epic battles.

When the battle commenced, the Theban left flank, comprising of 50 rank deep column, smashed against the opposing Spartan right flank, which was only 8-12 ranks deep.  Overpowered by the massive assault, the Spartans immediately lost 1,000 of their best soldiers, as well as their king, Cleombrotus I.  The other Greek allies, most of whom were slaves or unwilling participants, turned tail and ran at the sight of the mighty Spartans being butchered, and their right flank being turned.  Those Spartans and Greeks who stood their ground were surrounded and massacred.

The Battle of Leuctra was the first time the Spartans were defeated in an open battlefield.  Once news spread across Greece that the Spartans had been defeated the city states rose up in revolt. More importantly, the helots, Spartan slaves who were the backbone of the Spartan economy, likewise rose up and rebelled against Sparta.  In the end, Sparta was forced to sue for peace, and would lose its status as a major power in Greece as the city state entered a brutal and sad decline.  As decades proceeded Greek and Macedonian leaders such as Philip II, Alexander the Great, and King Pyhrrus would develop even smarter and better tactics.  In the meantime, Spartan warfare would never change, and thus Spartan ways become quaint and dated.  By the time of the Punic Wars, Spartan technology and tactics were laughable at best.  Spartan independence ended in 192 BC when it was annexed by the Aechaen League, and in 146 BC when it was conquered by Rome.

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spectre or N7?

N7 is the vocational code in the Systems Alliance military. The “N” designates special forces and the “7” refers to the highest level of proficiency. It applies to marines who have graduated from the Interplanetary Combatives Training (ICT) program. Initially, candidates train for more than 20 hours per day, leading small combat teams through hostile terrain with little sleep or food. Trainees who do well are rewarded an internal designation of N1 and are invited to return. Subsequent courses - N2 through N6 - are often held off-planet and include instruction in zero-G combat, military free-fall (parachuting), jetpack flight, combat diving, combat instruction, linguistics, and frontline trauma care for human and alien biology. The highest grade of training, N6, provides actual combat experience in combat zones throughout the galaxy. If the trainee survives these scenarios in “admirable and effective fashion”, he or she finally receives the coveted N7 designation. N7 is the only ICT designation that may be worn on field or dress uniforms.