n: 5 turn offs - belittling attitude - unwilling to take constructive criticism - being too touchy-feely with me or any of my friends if we barely know you - certain low rumbley voices that fall past the ‘dark velvet chocolate’ mark and into the 'towed behind a truck on a gravel road’ because it literally will resonate in my chest and drive me up the wall enough to consider pitching the source out a window… >_> - major deal breaker: breaking promises. multiple times. I will always give people chances, but when push comes to shove, I WILL make your life a living hell.
o: 5 turn ons + nerd humour that makes me laugh (which is really stupidly easy sometimes) + beautiful smiles + willing to dress snazzy and/or cosplay. yes. this is a thing. + is passionate about something. extra points if it’s something we share in common. + If you can sing. at least on pitch. i will never understand people who cannot sing on pitch. extra points if you are willing to duet with me. even more extra points if you can sing well.
+bonus: if you are a dorkwad by day, and a badass by night, AKA any dorky hero archtype that is cute as a teddy bear normally, but is fierce when you need to be.
(How did this take me half an hour?!? Is it terrible that I found these two to be ridiculously difficult? I never actually think about these things! wot D: )