one time a kid in band stuck three saxophones in his mouth and screamed into them, and it actually made a sound. this is the same kid who got someone to push him, his back on one of those butt-scooter things, across the stage while blasting careless whisper.
—  Anonymous

kerby rychel by Katie Whitty

My BF was on the list of people who had turned in extra items with their uniforms. Turns out it was my silk panties from the one time we hooked up in his car. The uni mom (who happened to be the BDs wife) said ‘don’t worry my husband does it too!’
—  Anonymous