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Twin Skeletons (Hotel in NYC) - Fall Out Boy


yeah, thought i’d share these old things before ab/ap era ends. (a lil messed up because i didn’t really know the lyrics and i can’t take pics really well. also, lined paper)

bonus:

When you pause the livestream at the right time -dabs-

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Hogwarts Brallon AU in which Dallon is a half-giant, Brendon is an enthusastic Hufflepuff, and their friend group is a prime example of inter-house unity that Professor Armstrong continually gets exctied about.

@sangrientojoe​ came screaming into my messaging about a hogwarts Brallon AU and honestly?? those are my life, and thus this was born.

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Here are some fun stuff about the Federalist Papers and the Shaping of the Constitution! But the break down of who wrote which Federalist Paper is as followed:

Alexander Hamilton- No. 1, 6–9, 11–13, 15–17, 21–36, 59–61, and 65–85

James Madison- No. 10, 14, 37–58 and 62–63

John Jay- No. 2–5 and 64

Alexander Hamilton & James Madison- No. 18–20

I hope you enjoyed this powerpoint, I’ll be doing the other request in the morning I promise!

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musical theatre meme [2/5] group numbers → esmeralda (the hunchback of notre-dame)

“These are the flames of Esmeralda
The night is singing of Esmeralda 
Even the bells of Notre-Dame!”

“I don’t understand… Why me? Why me, of all people??”

“I don’t know why, I wish I knew! …Sometimes we’re drawn to the very things that repel us..”

“…God, you really are a monster..”

“No! No, Esmeralda, no! If these last few weeks have taught me anything, it’s that my curse is.. I’m truly human. Take pity on me. I desert myself. You don’t know what my love for you is! It’s fire! It’s hot lead!”

Gypsy witch, you rouse in me

A foolish wish to set you free!

I’ll take you somewhere I can be

Your Sanctuary!

I will save you, sorceress,

And raise you up to holiness!

Together, we will share a

Blessed Sanctuary!”

Part of a commission for the lovely enseeseven, which I’m sure will be the first of many. A shoutout to the sinisterly perfect Patrick Page as the Archdeacon Claude Frollo in a spellbinding run in La Jolla and Paper Mill with The Hunchback of Notre Dame.

Short but accurate summaries of popular books/series: part 4
  • Delirium: A bunch of people in the government can't get laid and decide to take it out on everyone else.
  • Matched: The Dystopian YA spoof twitter account has a more original terminology than this series.
  • Mistborn: In addition to magic powers, poisoning from regularly ingesting toxic compounds is a non-issue.
  • Earthbound: Mikhail Lomonosov can suck it.
  • Harry Potter: Forget Voldemort, just don't f*** with McGonagall and you'll be fine.
  • More Than This: Plot twist.
  • I'll Give You the Sun: Cinnamon rolls and superstitions
  • The Fault in Our Stars: Teenagers, Cancer, and the Philosophy class I'll never take in college
  • Eleanor & Park: F***ING HELL ELEANOR WOULD IT HAVE KILLED YOU TO CALL THE POOR BOY also music.
  • Scott Pilgrim: Welcome to life, Level 1. Would you like to enable the laws of physics?
  • Paper Towns: Why write a note explaining to everyone exactly what's going on when I can try to get charged with vandalism, assault, and breaking and entering. And hey, to top it all off, I'll just throw in a clue hunt leading nowhere for my childhood crush to find.
  • The Cage: I don't care if you're a bunch of sociopaths incapable of understanding human psychology despite claiming to have studied it for years. You put a bunch of high-strung/unstable adolescents in a high-tension environment, the resulting shit-storm is on you.
  • Septimus Heap: Somehow this series manages to change the timeline literally every other book without losing coherency or continuity.
  • Crewel: Teenager learns she has the power to literally do fuck-all with the universe and doesn't immediately destroy it.
  • Gone: Lord of the flies, except with superpowers, racism, aliens, and some stuff that really doesn't belong in the ya category.
  • Lightbulb: Patrick was a fake ass friend to Spongebob.
  • Paintbrush: Source?
  • Lightbulb: Episode where Patrick's fam came over and Spongebob pretended to be dumb for him and Patrick flip flop ass started making fun of him.
  • Marshmallow: Patrick was cold for that.
  • Fan: And that episode where Mr Krabs gave them both a toy to share and he selfishly dodged and ignored SpongeBob to keep it for himself? TRIFLING!
  • Lightbulb: EXACTLY! Patrick ain’t never been a true friend.
  • Apple: True friends... How many of us...
  • Pickle: And the time he ate his fucking chocolate bar & tried to jack Spongebob for his.. Nah son.
  • Lightbulb: Patrick did Spongebob dirty so many times smh he a Gemini.
  • Paper: Patrick has no self awareness.
  • Knife: What about when his slug wanted to be friends with patrick and he just ditched spongebob and clowned on him for it.
  • Trophy: When they were raising the clam together and Patrick kept leavin spongebob all day with the baby so he could watch tv, smh.
  • Bomb: When Patrick made Spongebob believe he was ugly when he just had some bad breath.
  • Yin: Wasn’t Patrick the one that ditched Spongebob in the advanced darkness at the bottom of the sea?
  • Yang: We're pulling out the receipts tonight.
Children - Sidney Crosby

When the hockey world found out the Sidney Crosby was going to be a dad, everyone lost their minds for a good week. Sidney and you agreed to keep it quiet until it got to the point that you had to tell the media, so that when Sidney went missing they would know what happened. The other side of you secrecy was to see how long you could keep it hidden, the answer was 8 months. 8 full months of secrecy until one day you wobbled out of your shared bedroom, hands on your hips, staring Sidney down. He was in the living room sitting on the couch reading the instructions on how to built the cradle. “Sidney, I am going to the game tonight.” Sidney eyes shot up to you right away, they were wide as he took in your stance. “Y/N, you are 8 months pregnant, you know how you get about hockey, I don’t think a hockey game is the best place for my very pregnant, very passionate hockey loving wife. Especially not  8 months into her pregnancy.” Sidney tried to reason with you, putting the paper down. “Sidney Patrick Crosby, I am not staying home and watching Claude Giroux and the Flyers manhandle you from my tv screen.” You stated, Sidney stood up from his place. “Baby, no one knows you’re pregnant yet-” Sidney mumbled, you rolled your eyes, turning your back on him, wobbling back to the bedroom to pick your outfit out. “Well, they are about to find out.” That’s how it happened, you sat rink side for warmups, everyone looked at you, freezing, taking in your belly, then would look at Sidney and clap him on the back. Claude Giroux even patted Sidney on the back and congratulated him. Your phone blew up with tweets, as you know the Pens media had snapped a picture of your belly and posted it. You ignored it, walking towards the wags box, hand on your belly. “Let’s go watch dad play some hockey buddy!” You smiled, feeling free for the first time in a while, a weight lifted not having to hide your belly, and a very strong feeling of pride, knowing this was yours and Sidney’s baby. To be honest, you got the best of the outcome that day. That night, despite a 4-2 win over the Flyers, during post game interviews most of the comments coming from reporters were congratulations and question of how far along you were. The words came out of the reporters mouth and Sidney looked up, a smile on his lips, realizing just how long you were able to keep this hidden. “8 months.” He watched amused the look of astonishment on all of the reporter’s voice, he chuckled continuing. “A month from now, there will be a little Sidney Crosby running around.. And the Flyers should prepare for when he gets his hands on some skates.” You laughed when you saw the interview, slapping Sidney on the arm. “Watch the Flyers draft our son.” The terror in his eyes only made you laugh harder.