2016 Holiday Gift Guide
Not sure what to get your loved ones this holiday season? 'It’s Like They Know Us’ has you covered!
For the new mom in the trenches:
“I love changing diapers, but I JUST WASN’T GETTING KICKED IN THE BOOBS ENOUGH! Now, thanks to the new “Kick-in-the-Cans Harness,” my girls will be pummeled into flappy bags of pudding forever!
For the tech-savy mama:
“Oh yeah, it hooks right into the computer! I just upload my milk directly into the cloud, and then the baby can access it from anywhere with WiFi. Technology is amazing.“
For the toddler who loves paper mache animal heads and Bon Iver:
“If you’re wondering who got his diaper in a wad because his organic, fair-trade, sustainably harvested kombucha was two seconds late, it would be this guy right here.”
For your sculpted, rippling Adonis of a husband:
“I work hard for my body and my baby, but standard infant carriers often hid my relentlessly chiseled midsection, or worse, put my baby at risk of being cut by my sweet, sweet abs.”
Introducing the all new “V-Cut Carrier.” Finally, a babywearing solution for people who look like 16th-century marble sculptures.
For the Tooth Fairy/CSI enthusiast:
It’s ‘Box o’ Teeth!” Also great for serial killers!
Don’t forget a gift for baby!
Sit back and enjoy a hot cup of coffee as you casually observe your child in her brand new Baby Containment Module!
Baby Containment Module fits seamlessly into any decor, and baby will be happy to play for hours without hanging white-knuckled from the sides, wailing like a wild snot-covered banshee whose only goal is to keep you from going to the bathroom.
Baby Containment Module, it’s everywhere you want them to be.