paper dipper

nerdcaptorari  asked:

I had the funniest thought about your Bill comic. Like, since Ford got to see so many variations, if he kept coming at Bill with hateful comments about him being with Dipper... Maybe that would put a clever little strategy into Bill's head, and Bill starts jokingly 'going for Dipper' but then that could either create a hilarious situation where it actually does happen in his own world (once Dipper is a nice age), or it LOOKS like it actually happened (but hasn't), sending Ford into distress. XD

BRUH HOW DID YOU READ MY MIND THIS WAS EXACTLY WHAT WAS SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN NEXT

Dipper doesn’t agree, but of course that doesn’t stop Bill from doing it anyway…

“PS yes those are fangs on the stem and it will develop a taste for human flesh if it bites you. Be careful, my love! <3”

Ford doesn’t take it well

The Pine Tree

A/N: Heyyy guys long time no see? Yes, writing this latest chapter was like wresting a rattlesnake while balancing a few ceramic plates on top of my head, but here it is! Plus I already started working on the new one, so hopefully it’ll be out relatively soon. In the meantime, enjoy this small detour before the plot rears its ugly head again. 

Au by @doodledrawsthings, based on Flat Dreams by @pengychan.

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“Hey, who’s the new guy? He’s kinda cute.”

Dipper tore his eyes away from the book he was reading to stare at Wendy in mute horror. She was glancing from the corner of her eye at Bill, who had taken the opportunity to rearrange all the snow globes on the shelves as a petty way to spite Grunkle Stan. Why they even let Bill into the gift shop was anyone’s guess. So far, all he managed to do was to scare away customers and give everyone a headache. No one recognized him so far, which was a good thing, but most of these people were just passing through the town anyway, and had no idea about the disaster that took place last summer.

Wendy had just come back from a hiking vacation with her family, and since nobody expected her to be back so soon, they had no idea what to do with Bill. Dipper assumed they would have to tell her eventually, seeing how she was a regular employee, and was definitely smart enough to connect the dots by herself at some point. Better to warn her ahead of time than to wait until she dragged in an exorcist or something. Not that Dipper though it would work. At all.

But Hearing his past crush call the devil in disguise “cute” was something vaguely traumatic. And it showed, because Wendy suddenly looked concerned. “Hey Dipper, are you okay? You look like you’ve just seen Stan in his underwear again.”

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On Stan’s safe it says Miser, which means a person who hates spending money. This happens just when you’ve got moths flying around, which is the traditional joke when someone who rarely spends money opens their wallet/purse. 

A second later it says “Son” on the other side. The Miser’s Son? 


“Later in the same century, the French fabulist Claris de Florian created the humorous poem L'avare et son fils (IV.9 The miser and his son). In this a father hoards apples and only eats those going rotten, until his son discovers them and, when caught, excuses himself on the grounds that he was confining himself to eating only the good ones.”

I want Dipper to return from the summer and ask his several science-teachers question in such quantity and complexity that they get headaches - and it gets worse every time

I want a school-interns semi-trend  of wearing Mabel Pines Handmade Friendship Bracelets 
I want those bracelets to double as a secret sign to mark people who you will be safe with talking to about sexuality/gender/general confusing feelings

I want the gym teacher be stunned by the Pines Twins who quickly climb towards the top of the class
I also want the gym teacher to first think Dipper Noodle-Limbs Pines is joking or acting out on a dare when he asks to join the track-team, only to be slightly intimidated by The Look Dipper gives him to make him stop laughing
He chokes on his laughter, swallows and quickly sobers up
Hastily signes the necessary papers

I want the Mystery Twins to solve secrets of their town - who stole that sign? Who started chopping that tree without permission? What lunatic is walking around in the middle of the night in a fur-suit? Frigging furries. (Actually it’s a very confused and recently left-behind cryptid who gets help from two small teens with nearly identicval faces who give him some money and directions to a place called Gravity Falls)

I want to have a class-assignment where they have to write about their summer-experiences - Mabel writes the entire, crazy truth, handing in 500% the amount they were assigned - while her twin hands in a almost empty piece of paper 
Dipper gets scolded for only writing his name and “No.”, while their teacher tells Mabel that while he appraciates creative writing, she should please just write what she did over the summer next year

Do not. Jump scare. The twins. Do not.

I want Mabel to “bap” a sticker on Dipper after every trigonometry-period to cheer him up and distract him from his dark memories - it doesn’t matter if he managed to stay or not, he will walk into the next period with a grateful smile and a shiny plastic-sticker on his shirt
“You did ext-ROAR-dinary today!” is the one he is proudest of, because he managed to actually solve a question on the spot, only freezing up for a few seconds, and he is proud of that little step in the right direction- Mabel hugged him heartily and grinned “Good job, Dippingsauce!”

I want the student-body fawning over Waddles and protest as one unit in class when a teacher wants to throw the pig out

I want Dipper to use his gumption to gather support from the other students to help push through a no-meat day once a week in the menu, so his sister can sit down across from him during lunch without a pained expression at least once a week 

I want an excerpt of the school-psychatrist (or how-ever that’s called) from their POV where they sit down, have to sit down take a fucking break, shellshocked, after their first meeting with the male Pines Twin (he was send to her when he had to leave trigonometry a second time) because this kid has some problems and she is still half-way processing what the kid rambled about, seemingly without noticing he was talking at all as he stared at the white wall, and half-way already writing a letter to his parents in which she tries to explain just why this kid really needs a professional stat   

10,000 followers!

Thank you all so much!

Anything heartfelt I have to say has pretty much been said in the 1,000 and 5,000 follower posts, so read those if you want. After this, I’m not going to continue these milestone posts for every thousand followers. I haven’t edited “10,000″ onto any GIF’s like I did with the 5,000 post, but I still felt like doing something different, so here are some smeared GIF’s (each frame stacked on top of the previous ones). You can find all the originals in the archive.

Smeared GIF’s (why not?):

REMINDER: I still take requests, especially those for this checklist of episodes I haven’t done yet.

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…someone please save these two from themselves.