paper beats

“Rock, paper, scissors, shoot!”

“Yuri, you’re supposed to do it at the same time as me. Let’s go again.”

“No! See, I’m doing it now.”

“Scissors beats paper, silly.”

“I win.”

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my #1 favorite thing about lardo duan is that when she meets a very famous nhl player at a party she doesn’t ask for his autograph or gets excited. oh no. she makes him play beer pong with her. she thrashes him at beer pong. she makes him write on a piece of paper that she beat him at beer pong. and then she makes him take a selfie with her. and she gets the whole thing on video.  

& she can’t even be bothered to properly brag to shitty about it ten minutes later. 

it’s lardo’s world & we’re all just living in it

Orange Chocolate Chip Cheesecake Muffins

Need a little pick me up for your romance? Maybe you had a fight and need to smooth some ruffled feathers. This recipe helps boost the love. Remember to put the love you feel into it as you mix and bake! 

 You will need:
 4 oz. cream cheese

softened ¼ cup confectioner’s sugar 

¼ cup mini chocolate chips 

2-½ cups flour 

1 Tbsp. baking powder 

½ tsp. salt 

1 egg 

1-¼ cup milk (I used buttermilk) 

½ cup brown sugar 

1/3 cup unsalted butter 

melted 2 tsp. 

grated orange zest 

¼ tsp. vanilla extract 

¼ cup orange marmalade  


Preheat oven to 375 degrees. Grease 12 muffin cups or line with paper muffin liners. - Beat together cream cheese and confectioners’ sugar until smooth. Stir in chocolate chips and set aside. Think of your loved one as you mix it together. Think of how well the two of you blend together to create 1 love. - In a large mixing bowl, combine all-purpose flour, baking powder and salt. In a separate bowl, beat together egg milk, brown sugar, butter, lemon zest and vanilla extract. Stir egg mixture into dry ingredients, stirring just until moistened. - Spoon batter into muffin cups to ¾ full. Top each portion with 1 tablespoon cream cheese mixture and 1 teaspoon marmalade. As you fill up the comes, think of love filling the yours and your loved ones heart! - Bake in preheated oven for 20 minutes, or until golden. Cool in pan for 5 minutes, then remove muffins and cool on rack. Store in airtight container.

From the Recipe Book of: Member Gianna


Osomatsu-sanpo Gameplay

So the main objective of this game is to capture the sextuplets. Instead of throwing a Pokeball, you play rock-paper-scissors! (The rules are: paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, scissors beat paper)

If you win the draw, you have a chance to capture your matsu! They get… put in a cage, haha. They can break out though, so you might have to capture them again! If you tie, nothing happens. If you lose, your matsu has a chance to escape.

The cards in the very bottom right have a little “reverse/rotate” symbol on them. You can switch your two-card hand by clicking that. The imagawayaki symbol is a counter of how many switches you can use in one battle. You can pick up extra imagawayaki in random boxes that show up on the field.

On the top right, there’s a tiny matsu running away. You can exit the battle there. On the top left, you can click to take an AR picture, where the picture of the matsu is in the real world. This feature is Very Slow and laggy right now, make sure to move your phone slowly to the space you want the matsu to stand.

IMPORTANT NOTE! Card switching isn’t free! Your counter of which cards you have on hand WILL decrease!

  • Konan: *Descends from the sky on paper wings to beat Sasori into the Akatsuki*
  • Sasori: Oh no, she's hot.
  • Konan: Oh no, he's hot.
  • Pein: ...
  • Pein: Oh no.

–⭐ Drew You on Marble series - 2/4(+?) ⭐–

      @heartbeatkitty & @matineeidyll |
                      by the s p a r k l e m o t i o n 
⭐. Pictured above are two of my adorable tumblr friends, part of a sorta gang of four (+me) whose presence in general makes me feel better throughout the day.
⭐. Drawing you was a thing of pure improvisation for me considering I started sketching you at school and colourised you at home.
⭐. I know I’ve said it a thousand times but thank you for everything. 
⭐. You need to know you’re beautiful af.
      friendly strokes / lines
s p a r k l e m o t i o n 1987 ⭐ 2o17
pencil - mimosa leaves - Tiger spirit markers on daily ad lightweight paper.on marble.