papa's in the house

sequel to this silly thing

When she turned three he called it house. Uncle Itachi was taking her out today, Papa would tell her at breakfast. Won’t that be so fun? Mama would ask. So they’d eat breakfast and Papa would help her get ready but she’d demand that Mama picked her clothes because Papa had no taste. And then by noon Uncle Itachi would be over, his hair looking as shiny as Auntie Ino’s and his suit crisp and fitted. He would pick her up and kiss her cheek and they’d say goodbye to Mama and Papa and when they got in the car (Uncle Itachi had a purple car seat just for her), Uncle Itachi would suggest they play house.

“I’ll be the Papa,” he would tell her, “and you can be my baby.”

Sarada would nod. “Okay, Papa.” The title felt weird because Uncle Itachi wasn’t her Papa at all (he dressed much better, for example) but Sarada always loved to play Uncle Itachi’s game.

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Post Animan

Alya *interviews everyone who watched the attack because she missed it thanks to Ladybug*

Alya *runs into the house*

Alya: Papa!  I can’t believe you ate Ladybug!

Otis: I did what?

I can’t stop thinking about Mummy Holmes hearing about Molly through the grapevine (Mycroft), so starting in the beginning of December she sends her a Christmas card/invitation to the Christmas party she has decided to have at her and Papa Holmes’ house. Molly has never met the woman, and isn’t sure what to say at first, but she’s persistent and begins sending little reminders about the party to her everyday until eventually Molly tells Sherlock that she thinks his mother has been trying to get her to go to this Christmas party, and he groans out in embarrassment, but is forced to take her to his parents’ house in the country where the normal matchmaking, love blooming, Christmas hijinks ensue.

I like how everyone is making up GSC to be cute, happy & dandy and in no way able to portray hatred towards anyone
Wile here’s just 2 quotes from one episode–
Khonjin: ‘woahh- gay spaghetti why don’t we just calm-’
eXCUSE ME. The MEN are talking
Khonjin: “o k–”

Story Time- Grandpa is Alpha Male

So my grandpa is the oldest of five, born during the Great Depression. He was one of two sons (the other being the youngest who was babied), so he was Dad 2. He joined the military around the time of the Korean War, to pay for his sisters to go to college. He was very protective of course and wanted to do everything for them.

Papa’s (favorite) sister, Polly, married this guy from Cuba, and had children. Later when she wanted a divorce, she went to stay with Papa. Cuba Man came over repeatedly and harassed her, and my grandpa had had enough.

Cuban Man comes over to the house one day, unknowingly for the final time, for his usual harassment. Papa storms out of the house, punches him in the face, and continues his assault.

Cuba Man never comes back. All this before I was born. Badass grandpa.


Wasn’t prepared for Chapter 2 man....

How the fuck am I supposed to make jokes and status charts n shit after this depressing as fuck episode lmao. Writer’s block has me in its grasp so for now I’ll just give my thoughts on the episode for people willing to listen.

Weiss is probably my favourite member of Team RWBY, so her arc is one I’m actually looking forward to. Her house seems very monotonous. Guess interior design isn’t exactly a strength of Papa Schnee since he seems to think blue and white are the only colours that exist. The shots look really nice, with Weiss framed nicely as she’s walking throughout the numerous parts of her house. You can already tell Papa Schnee is a pompous ass from all the extravagant statues he has around. Lookit dat giant King Taijitu statue good lord.

Yo, unpopular opinion, I like Whitley so far. He looks like he wants to prove something to his sister, and I kinda like his dickish younger brother attitude. That’s all I really wanna say but I hope we get more of him.

Back to RNJR, Ruby hearing Pyrrha’s destiny line even though she wasn’t even there yet. I hope that’s explained. Some nice banter aaaaaaand SAD TIMES alright. So this village is destroyed, Ren fucking stealing the show, you can just *feel* the emotion coming off of this guy. From the way he walks, to how he throws the backpack down, to how he rests his hands on his head in utter frustration while looking at the destruction surrounding him. Props. More Ren pls. Also ominous symbol is ominous.

Ironwood’s looks are all over the place. He looks like he hasn’t slept in 7 months while at the same time looking daddy af. Dude probably uses Just For Men or some shit.

ALSO PAPA SCHNEE IS BEERUS THE DESTROYER FROM DRAGON BALL. I may be mildly hyped about that, even if he’s a pompous, manipulative asshole.

Klein is cool too. I like the Seven Dwarves thing he has going on.

More Ruby hearing Pyrrha. I know that she’s technically overhearing Jaune’s video in her sleep here, but I still really hope the voices are expanded upon.

And this fucking scene.

I nearly broke down when Pyrrha died last season. Had a lot of shit going on in my life and that was kind of the tipping point for a lot of things. So seeing this scene was just really heartbreaking. We have the beautiful forest scenery with the touch of the altered Arkos theme playing in the background (onions man, who’s cuttin em?), Jaune training while just looking completely defeated. Pyrrha giving him training tips and nearly confessing her feelings via recording. Jaune obviously knows at this point, which clearly tears him up even more.

Man, I’ll admit it. Cried at this shit. It broke me. And I’m still clinging to the hope that Pyrrha will be back at some point, I don’t care what anyone says.

Just have to try and keep making my content and hope that her character is done justice. On to chapter 3.

B.A.P Reaction To Being Left Alone With Their Child That Wouldn’t Stop Crying

Don’t feel sorry, this makes me really happy that you enjoy them! Thank you <3


*Tries really hard to distract his little, crying daughter*
“Look at me, we can play house, papa is embarrassing himself for your amusement, please don’t let me down”


*Doesn’t know what to do and freaks out a little bit*
“He doesn’t usually cry, what is happening? Y-you need to be a man, men don’t cry. No, no, no, don’t cry more!”
*Ends up doing dumb stuff to make his son laugh*


“Maybe you’re hungry? Does daddy’s princess want some ramen?”


“Oh, no, Mr. Bunny will start crying too! Look at this, he is so sad! You need to smile so Mr. Bunny can be happy again!”

/I love this gif too much, don’t I/


*Goes through a mental breakdown*
“What to do? Do I take him to mommy? This can’t be a good solution, he needs to learn to spend time with his dad!”


“Who wants some pizza? Because I do! Wait… Y/N told me not to get pizza today… Let’s get pizza this one time? Would that make you happy? Because I sure would be”

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