papa papa


27th May 2017 - the day you showed everyone that the obstacles you had to overcome this season are what reinforced the bond and love within this team, and together, with passion, commitment, and persistence, you fought till the end to attain a well-deserved victory. heja bvb.

dearest betrothed.

Papa I: I love you like the sun loves the moon. they, being on opposite sides of time, are just like you and I. in my earliest thought, it would have been unlikely that are paths would have crossed. but fate, as fortune as it is, has allowed the permissible. you have rekindled a once doused fire, in this old heart.

Papa II: your likeness is that of a soft, gentle breeze upon a lonely mountaintop. below that mountain, lie creatures most monstrous. winged raptors, whipping and clawing at the eyes of beings, foolish enough to oppose them. wolves, tearing at the flesh of men egotistical enough, to try and counter their strength and might. their merciless jowls, snapping men’s bones like balsa wood. remnants of ligaments and tendons, wedged betwixt their teeth. and the serpents of the deep sea, dragging humans down the the deepest depths. snatching them from the atrocious ocean currents, all the way down to the seventh circle. for they have preyed on treasures that do not belong to them. ah, perhaps, I have done something smiled upon, to have been gifted that gentle breeze.

Papa III: I want to eat your ass like groceries.

Papa Henry vs. Papa Joey

Henry: I’m not mad at you Joey, just disappointed.

Joey: Disappointed!? Henry, you’ve been gone for 30 years!

Henry: And you’ve been torturing our creations for that long! If you didn’t want Toons then you should have said something.

Joey: Its not that I didn’t want Toons! It’s just- You were always the rock of this company and things began falling apart after you left.

Henry: Yeah! That’s because you built a fucking ink machine in the middle of our studio and I wasn’t there to say ‘maybe this is a bad idea’!

Joey: Well maybe you should have been!

Henry: You’ve changed, Joey.

Joey: You were the reason I changed!

Henry: … You’re not the man I used to collaborate cartoons with…

Bendy: Not to cut in, but it sounds like you two are having a lovers quarrel, and I would like to be the mediator. If thats okay-

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