CHAOS THEORY WAS BASICALLY ME SCREAMING PROFANITIES AND CRYING FOR 40 MINUTES THAT WASN’T OK
ALRIGHT EVERYBODY LETS BREAK EVERYTHING DOWN
1) Rosalind is sleeping with Coulson. Shit. i mean there was even a fucking tie-tying scene and morning after kissing i nearly threw up like noO. (I may be biased as a huge Philinda shipper it was pAINFUL to watch) I like Rosalind as a character, she’s interesting and makes valid points at times but loRD DOES SHE PISS ME OFF she is making so much unnecessary tension in the S.H.I.E.L.D team and her views of the inhumans don’t seem to add up, I never really trusted her(neither does Daisy good girl) and she always seemed like she had another agenda and what do you know she’s working for Hydra fuCKING FUCK REALLY FUCK WHAT IS IT WITH THIS SHOW AND ITS OBSESSION WITH BETRAYAL
2) Andrew has been discovered as Lash by S.H.I.E.L.D and May and when May confronts him he fucking knocks her out and chains her up in an abandoned warehouse nice job andrew. Apparently he was changed fairly recently and has a “hunger” to find inhumans and kill them, he doesn’t seem to be acting on anything other than instinct and what his twisted sense of what is right so I’m pretty done with him, he’s not Andrew anymore after all the people he killed. Seeing May deal with this during the episode was worse than seeing Coulson kiss Rosalind, as per usual Melinda May needs a hug but instead has her heart broken and is forced to make a lot of hard decisions, including risking killing Andrew and being torn between helping him and helping Shield just no. no more. Let Melinda May have a break please thanks.
3) FITZ CRYING AT JEMMA’S PHOTOS AND VIDEOS BROKE MY HEART. also that scene where they watch the sunset and basically confirm their feelings for each other and it was the perfECt opportunity for the Fitzsimmons kiss the writers have been building up but nope lets just put in on hold and watch the sunrise :))))))) everything is fine
4) I am so disappointed in Phil Coulson in this episode like Phil really. First you let Rosalind on the base and give her complete access to a bunch of stuff which i know is going to blow up in your face because she’S HYDRA but then you sleep with her??? phil whyyy?? May was literally missing and you didn’t even seem concerned until it became relevant with Lash and everything like seriously phil. Daisy is your daughter and she doesn’t like the new stepmom go find May and have a family group hug and then chuck Rosalind out of the plane. May was literally crying and walking away from Andrew’s cage even Rosalind was like hmm maybe you should go comfort her and you were like nah she wouldn’t want me to OF COURSE SHE WOULDN’T WANT IT BUT YOU NEED TO GO SHOW HER YOU CARE. LITERALLY EVEN JUST AS HER BEST FRIEND YOU SHOULD AT LEAST GIVE A SHIT AND WE ALL KNOW YOU AND MAY ARE MORE THAN BEST FRIENDS STOP FUCKING AROUND AND GO TO YOUR LADY.
5) MAY AND DAISY FINALLY HUG GOD BLESS. LITERALLY THE ONLY RAY OF HAPPINESS OTHER THAN THE FITZSIMMONS SUNRISE IN THE WHOLE FUCKING EPISODE
6) Daisy discovered a new use of her power yay but she did so saving Rosalind’s life so meh mixed feelings about it
7) Did i mention Melinda May. just going to stress how much Melinda May needs a break. No more sad Melinda yes? okay good, i can’t take much more of crying May i’m not strong enough. Ming-Na Wen acted the shit out of this episode which always results in me sobbing more than normal.
8) Lincoln has no chill which is totally justifiable given that Andrew just casually murdered his friends because “it felt right” and he’s here to stay at shield atm so that’s good, maybe an actual inhuman task force will be able to start with him, Daisy and Joey soon.
I think you could be a good agent, but I need to know if you think that and that you want it badly enough. So you stay in control and you follow my orders, and I’ll decide if you get to be an agent or not.