papa leaf

  • Auston Matthews: Thanks dad…
  • Why is everyone staring at me?
  • Zach Hyman: You just called Patty “Dad”. You said, “Thanks, dad.”
  • Auston Matthews: What? No, I didn't! I said, “Thanks, man.”
  • Patrick Marleau: Do you see me as a father figure, Auston?
  • Auston Matthews: No, if anything I see you as a brother figure, ‘cause you’re always bothering me!
  • Morgan Rielly: Hey, show your father some respect!
LEAFYS NEW VIDEO

CAN WE TALK ABOUT MR. VAIL’S NEW VIDEO?!?!!!
-good lighting once again
-he showed his face more often
-“Don’t look at me”
-can you guys see me?“
- Calvins jaw line
-"Money shot”
-HIS RETURN OF THE GLASSES AND RIPPED JEANS
-*burp*
-His little beard that he should not shave off
-His voice echoing through out the whole room
-PAPA LEAF SHOWING HIS JAWLINE AND FACE MULTIPLY TIMES!!
-Re-pronouncing the word literally
-“I will literally suck you”
-“I lubed up my butthole good for this one”

anonymous asked:

could you do a fic where reader is a popular twitch streamer and while doing a live stream fans can see Calvin in the background and everyone starts freaking out and starts shipping them lmao

TBH: These requests are really cute because I like to watch a lot of Twitch streamers and just aakjwhdwajhd

this one wasn’t good though ;w;

LeafyIsHere X Reader - Livestream Shipping

(Name)’s recording room was shared with Calvin and their desks were placed in a ‘L’ like form, so if one was livestreaming the other couldn’t be on their computer, unless they wanted all hell to break lose. 

In the middle of her stream, fans started to spam the chat with “CALVIN X (NAME)”. (Name) laughed it off thinking that it was just random fans that shipped it. After finishing her Overwatch (SORRY I JUST LOVE THE GAME) game, she closed the game and went on to just look at the chat. She was just answering a few frequently asked questions about her equipment and how her day was, then out of nowhere the chat exploded with questions about Calvin.

“OMG IS THAT CALVIN IN THE BACKGROUND?”
“(Calvin & Your ship name)?”
“WTF, are you living with Leafy?”
“IS THAT PAPA LEAF?”

(Name) turned her head around to find that Calvin was standing right behind her looking down at his phone, unaware of her streaming. She sighed. “Cal, you know I’m streaming right?”

“…Wait, what?” He looked at the webcam with a ‘oh-shit’ face.

 “Yep, livestreaming. Wanna take a look at the chat?” (Name) pointed at the monitor with the chat opened up. Calvin sighed.

“(Calvin & Your ship name) IS CANON”
“OH MY GOD PAPA LEAF IS DATING MOM”
“fuk u I luv leafy”

“Wanna tell everyone why you’re in my background?” 

“I was um, checking my Twitter.” Calvin let out a single laugh. (Name) playfully punched Calvin on the chest and he booked it.

“Fucking loser.” She laughed. “Well, I’m sorry that had to happen. I guess you can say it’s somewhat canon. But yeah, I’m going to end it here. I’ll let the fangirls take over his next video and now I’m going to kick his ass. Bye guys!” She ended her stream and walked out of the room. “CALVIN YOU’RE IN DEEP SHIT!” 

Today 😩👇 is papa leafs 🍃 birthday 🎂🎉 time to throw on ur birthday suits 😜💦 grab some bleach 🍻 and grab ur fuckin leaves 🍂🍃 and get ready to kill urself 💊 bc today 📅 we’re going to spread some ass cheeks 🍑 and positive vibes 😩💦🍆 send this to 69 fucking mugs ☕😤 or u will never 🚫🙅 be fast as fuck 🏃 boiiii

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30 day NHL Challenge

Day 28: Most overrated player.

No such thing

As the post says, they all worked to get where they are now, and no one should be punished for that. Whether you like them or not what they’ve done isn’t chance or luck or a fluke. These guys are good, and they deserve their success. Respect the sport you love and the men who keep it going.

anonymous asked:

Hey!! How's it going? I was just wondering why leafs fans call john micheal liles Papa leaf?

well i’m not actually sure about how it originated or the actual reason to why he’s called papa leaf. what i do know is that liles was one of the oldest players on the team, thus papa-like. also, he did all this cute shit that a father would do. like tell his goalie good job after every game

or just congratulating all the players after legit each win. this is actually sweetest shit ever

he just did all that stuff that parents do to keep their kids’ confidence up. as a whole, papa leaf just accurately defines who he was for the team. i think i’m gonna cry