papa leaf

LEAFYS NEW VIDEO

CAN WE TALK ABOUT MR. VAIL’S NEW VIDEO?!?!!!
-good lighting once again
-he showed his face more often
-“Don’t look at me”
-can you guys see me?“
- Calvins jaw line
-"Money shot”
-HIS RETURN OF THE GLASSES AND RIPPED JEANS
-*burp*
-His little beard that he should not shave off
-His voice echoing through out the whole room
-PAPA LEAF SHOWING HIS JAWLINE AND FACE MULTIPLY TIMES!!
-Re-pronouncing the word literally
-“I will literally suck you”
-“I lubed up my butthole good for this one”

Today 😩👇 is papa leafs 🍃 birthday 🎂🎉 time to throw on ur birthday suits 😜💦 grab some bleach 🍻 and grab ur fuckin leaves 🍂🍃 and get ready to kill urself 💊 bc today 📅 we’re going to spread some ass cheeks 🍑 and positive vibes 😩💦🍆 send this to 69 fucking mugs ☕😤 or u will never 🚫🙅 be fast as fuck 🏃 boiiii

Oh my gosh guys, Papa Leaf is all over this MasterChef Canada episode. The feels are obviously still here, because they’re hitting me hard. JML. </3

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update: “Former Toronto Maple Leaf” was the caption for when he spoke. UGH THIS HURTS ALL OVER AGAIN. COME BACK, JOHNNY.