Papa III: Alpha, would you please ask Earth if he cleaned the litter boxes yesterday? there is a stench that is rather unruly around the living room and I cannot bear it!
Alpha: *is playing Mass Effect* ……
Papa III: …..Alpha?
Earth: hey Papa! I heard you, and I did clean them earlier today! let me tell you, Asmodeus dropped some serious loads in there. Phew!!
Papa III: ah, good to know. then…where is….
Omega: *walks in* UGH. I think I found the source of the smell. this kitchen garbage is almost over flowing.
Papa III: oh. very good then. Alpha, would you take the trash out?
Alpha: *still playing*…..mhnnn…..nah
Papa III: excuse me?
Alpha: I said no? I’m busy killing aliens. why don’t you do it??
Papa III: *gasps* !!!!
Omega: Alpha. don’t be an ass!
Alpha: oh, what? did I make the old man clutch his pearls or somethin? I ain’t doin SHIT on my time off ya heard me?
Omega: *rolls up sleeves*
Alpha: oh. oh what? WHAT? WHAT HOMIE YOU WANN’ FIGHT? CASH ME OUTSIDE. HOW ‘BOUT DAT???
Papa II: *bursts through the door out of nowhere*
Papa III: brother?!
Omega: Papa II???
Alpha: gramps the second? how the hell did you get her-
Papa II: *drags Alpha off the couch by the scruff of his neck*
Alpha: *yelps* !!!!!
Papa II: listen here you sniveling little runt. your leader may not be as grounded in disciplining you as I was when I was in charge. but that does not mean that I cannot intervene when needed. you WILL respect your elders. you WILL respect your fellow clergyman and you WILL respect your brothers until your final breath- so long as you remain within this church. it is with what The Old One has foretold and is what’s to be expected of you. DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?
Alpha: *is shaking* y-yeah….
Papa II: good. now go take out the trash. and after that you will mop the floors. there are cat paw prints everywhere!
Alpha: *runs off to utility closet*
Omega: well I’ll be…..
Papa II: ah, Omega. still as handsome as ever! I see your…..backside is still as lovely.
Omega: …..what is it with everyone and my ass-
Papa II: *glares at Papa III* AND YOU.
Papa III: *whines* me??
Papa II: *pinches his arm*
Papa III: OUCHHH.
Papa II: YOU’RE NOT STRICT ENOUGH WITH YOUR SONS.