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Suspend belief for just a moment and try to grasp the story they are telling you. Louis cheated on Eleanor with Briana and she conceived Freddie but it was all just casual even though he was supposedly shopping for wedding cakes and Tammi was following bridal accounts on twitter but that’s not right either because they were together and it wasn’t just a casual one night stand and he was cheating when he kissed pool girl and held Tamara’s hand because they were still in a relationship at that time but wait then he started dating Danielle and to prove it was real and legit he unfollowed Eleanor on Instagram the night Danielle was at the jingle ball and things were just perfect other than intrusive paps in Mexico then in November Danielle flies to England with Louis under the guise of being the good girlfriend and she’s there the entire month of December and at some point early in the month Briana flies in as well with Freddie and Louis is somehow grieving the loss of his mother spending time with his child spending time with Danielle celebrating his birthday with Danielle and his friends celebrating Christmas with Danielle and his family but he STILL found time to rekindle his romance with Eleanor making it look like he once again cheated this time on Danielle despite her being the one caught holding someone else’s hand on New Year’s Eve. It’s all beyond being believable.

jamesthebeanboy  asked:

Why is this ship so good

You are asking both the wrong person and the right person, my friend. 

I could go into a whole semester spiel about the goodness imbibed within this ship. Heck, with my amount of [beautiful and lovely] followers I could teach a large lecture hall on the merits of this ship and why it’s the greatest thing to grace this hellsite:

“Alright students, open up your textbooks to page 305 of the Fundamentals of Papyton. Let’s start at the top of Chapter 7: Rest in Spaghetti, Never Forgetti. I hope you did your homework on glitter bombs last night because today we’re having a pop quiz!”

But if I were to give the most objective reason, it would be because of this:

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anonymous asked:

Can you believe the PAPS attack fans defending Louis' personal life!!! That is something that repeatedly happens. That guy I forget his name, the not louis guy, would defend his relationships! Then Jojo, who does that?

ah yes jesal. 

how about these classics?

coincidentally the same guy jojo was talking about her nice modest bonus with:

much organic. nothing shady here.

“Y/N, they’re not going t’ hold onto our lunch reservations forever…” Harry let out a breath as he checked the time on his watch - You two had about twenty minutes to get to the restaurant before they gave your seats up to other customers. 

“Gimme a minute!” You replied, seeing the image of Harry rolling his eyes as he waited for you downstairs. You couldn’t help that you were taking a little longer than usual! After all, this was the first time in weeks that Harry actually had time to go out for lunch, and you wanted to make sure you looked as nice as possible. Now, you were fully aware that Harry wouldn’t mind at all if you stepped out of the house wearing a potato sack - He liked you in just about anything, but you were doing this more so for yourself rather than your boyfriend. Everywhere Harry went, paps followed, so if this was going to be your first appearance with Harry in a while, you were going to make sure you looked your best. 

“Y/N, love, we might as well stay home if yo-” 

“Hold on, I’m here.” You scoffed playfully, padding down the stairs while checking to make sure everything was in your purse. “Alright, let’s go stuff our faces!” There was a moment of silence before Harry spoke up. 

“What is this? What is this??” You raised your brows in confusion, turning around to look over your shoulder before facing Harry once again. 

“What is what?” 

“Your outfit!” Harry gestured to your clothes, making you look down to inspect your outfit. A pair of scuffed-up boots, skinny jeans, and one of Harry’s tops. Harry was used to seeing you wear one of his old band tees, but never one of these fancier, silky ones. The one you were wearing was the black button up with Styles embroidered on the chest pocket. “I’m wearing the blue version of tha’ shirt!” 

“It’s not my fault you have a million copies of the same shirt!” You frowned, unbuttoning one of your buttons. Although, you had to admit - The two of you were certainly matching this afternoon. “Besides, you weren’t complaining about me wearing your shirt after you fucked the living lights outta-” 

“Alright, alright!” Harry cut you off, his cheeks glowing slightly as he let out a small laugh. “I’m jus’ upset cos you look far better in my clothes, and they’re custom made for me!” 

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gif isn’t mine!

anonymous asked:

How would the US and SF brothers deal with it when their S/O doesn't want to get up in the morning? Like they're even hanging on to the bed posts.

This is me XD
(Sidenote, I had finished writing this ask… but then I forgot to save it ;-;)

US!Sans/Blueberry:
Having Paps as a brother, Blueberry is used to laziness. That doesn’t mean he won’t try and get you to wake up! Usually he lets you sleep in until he gets back from his morning patrol, but after that is free game! Blue is pretty strong so he won’t hesitate to lift you from the bed and/or pull you away from the bed post. Good thing he then gives you up with your daily “shower of kisses” X3

US!Papyrus/Paps:
You’re talking to the king of laziness here! Paps doesn’t mind letting you sleep in as long as he’s there too. But, on the occasion where he knows you have something important to do, he’ll actively try and wake you up. He starts by trying to drag you off the bed. It’s funny to him and even funnier when you hold onto the bed post. At that point, he’ll float you into his arms and chuckle at your sleepy whining~

SF!Sans/Raspberry:
Raspberry isn’t taking any of your shit! He has a schedule to keep up with and you are going to abide by it. Being the “giving” monster that he is, Raz lets you sleep in while he gets ready for patrol but that only takes 30 minutes max. After that, he’ll pull you out of bed…. or try to. Raspberry isn’t patient so when you hold onto the bed post, he ends up ripping the cover off and attacking any ticklish points of yours. Good luck XD

SF!Papyrus/Russ:
Russ might not be king, but he is part of the royal court of laziness! He sleeps in about as much as you do but when Raspberry wants you both up, he is willing to wake up. Russ doesn’t want to scare you so he tries to gently wake you up with nuzzles. When that doesn’t work, he’ll try and lift you up and out of bed… but that’s when you have a death grip on the bed post. Russ knows how to fix this though and he chuckles. He’ll float you up into the air and call for one of his blasters. Hope you like getting woken up by ecto-licks and bone nuzzles ^^

anonymous asked:

Do you think Shawn would mind a little pda? Maybe not in public where there are paps but like when he is indoors perhaps on tour and she just wants to kiss his lips, cheek and hug him?

I think Shawn loves kissing and cuddling and hand holding and so on. As you say, I don’t think he’d do it in public with paps around, mostly because he wouldn’t want you to get involved with this world, if you didn’t feel like it. But around friends, his team and family - just them - he wouldn’t mind pda at all. 

I mean, when he’s finally with you - whether it’s him being home or you joining tour - he wouldn’t be able to keep his hands off you. Like knowing you’d be separating soon, he’d want all the kisses and hugs and cuddles he could possibly get, you know? He would want to catch up on all the kisses he missed out on, all the times he felt like hugging you, those moments were all he really needed was to hold your hand. He’d be trying catching up on that. 

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anonymous asked:

If you want all the talking points in idiot form, just check Jojo's IG. She is fighting with fans & giving the moron version of what the official story is ie. Louis willingly re-signed with Sony (funny no one else reported this?) therefore everything you see is his choice & the realest real. And anyone who questions it is calling Louis a fake & insulting him. But key point: this is alllll Louis' choice & nobody at Sony would ever compel him to stunt.

SO YOU MEAN TO TELL ME LOUIS AND HARRY STAYED WITH SONY??

DID JOJO JUST REVEAL THE SCOOP? LOUIS SIGNED WITH SONY??? I guess that’s why she papped him at the Sony UK HQ and made sure to tag Sony on the posts!

( I AM BEING SARCASTIC. TAKE NOTE.) 

These are the posts our helpful Anon (Thank you, Anon!) is referring to! Imagine Jojo the pap getting the exclusive announcement that Louis Tomlinson has re-signed to Sony when neither Sony Music, Louis, his management or PR (do they still exist?) have said anything. Is this Harry and Columbia Records all over again? 

Look at this comment from Jojo on her IG! LOL!

And in case it’s not clear, I don’t believe any of this. Come on. 

anonymous asked:

Sure, it was just one one where the Missus is seen with a guy (who's a friend) during the break and Harry feels jealous or hurt by it and asks her :)

Harry. Missus.

It’s been 2 weeks.

2 weeks?

We broke up two weeks ago… And… You’ve already moved on?

What?

I’ve seen photos of you.

What photos?

Harry, I have no idea what you’re talking about…

You went out clubbing the other day? With Adie? Yeah?

I did, yeah. I didn’t know I was being papped and seen by people.

Why?

To find another guy?

I wasn’t with a guy!

Why are you getting pissed off? 

I’m not pissed off!

I’m hurt!

Why? 

I’m not your girlfriend anymore.

It’s taken you two weeks to get over a 2 year relationship!

I’m still broken!

Harry…

I’m so hurt! A little jealous, too. I should be the one you go to clubs with and grind with and dance with. 

Harry, listen to me.

No!

You listen to me!

2 years. We threw away two years for a stupid argument that wasn’t even over anything in particular. An argument that was full of stuff that was wrong and used in spite to you.

It was Grimmy!

What?

I was with Grimmy, too.

Adie took me to a club and we saw Grimmy.

I’m just as broken over this break-up. You’re not the only one who’s finding it hard to get through, Harry! All the stuff you said to me, yeah, that broke my heart. Truthful or not. It hurt. Like a stab in the heart. 

I was so broken.

Adie took me out. It was my first night out since we broke up. For 13 nights, I’d been drowning my sorrows in the bath. I refused to talk to people. My mum was terrified I’d hurt myself and my dad threatened to call the police to get me to come out the house.

Harry, I’m hurt!

I wouldn’t move on so quickly after a relationship.

I’m sorry.

I am.

I didn’t know.

You shouldn’t be getting jealous and hurt if I was anyway.

I always will. I love you still!

..

.

I love you too.

Then what’s stopping us from getting back to normal?

I’ve still not forgiven you properly. I’m so… I don’t know.

Can we at least try?

Try what?

Try to work this out. We’ll start off as friends. Anything.

I don’t know..

Let’s try and be friends. At least, civil, at that. I don’t want to let you go. Especially since there’s still some love there. I don’t want to let that fizzle away and go forgotten.

Won’t this be weird?

We’ll try not to make it weird.

I’m comfortable around you. I’m willing to try if you are.

Okay.

On the real though, the gaslighting and manipulation in this fandom is so awful. These people know things like contractual romances exist, they know that nothing about pap walks are authentic, they know nothing about El*unor is authentic, but they consistently try to beat everyone down and make them doubt everything, and that’s not cool. It’s exhausting and honestly, kind of mean. We’re smart, analytical people so it doesn’t work, but the continuous efforts put into making us doubt ourselves is just so crappy. This fandom feels like needing to do psychological training before logging on everyday and it’s such a mess. I wish it were better. And that’s the reason I don’t blame ex larries or anyone for leaving because I too, have times, where I would like nothing more than to shut off my mind and let the nonsense and inconsistencies take me. But. I just…can’t… do that. hshdjkdhdwk

theirstoryofevents:

Suspend belief for just a moment and try to grasp the story they are telling you. Louis cheated on Eleanor with Briana and she conceived Freddie but it was all just casual even though he was supposedly shopping for wedding cakes and Tammi was following bridal accounts on twitter but that’s not right either because they were together and it wasn’t just a casual one night stand and he was cheating when he kissed pool girl and held Tamara’s hand because they were still in a relationship at that time but wait then he started dating Danielle and to prove it was real and legit he unfollowed Eleanor on Instagram the night Danielle was at the jingle ball and things were just perfect other than intrusive paps in Mexico then in November Danielle flies to England with Louis under the guise of being the good girlfriend and she’s there the entire month of December and at some point early in the month Briana flies in as well with Freddie and Louis is somehow grieving the loss of his mother spending time with his child spending time with Danielle celebrating his birthday with Danielle and his friends celebrating Christmas with Danielle and his family but he STILL found time to rekindle his romance with Eleanor making it look like he once again cheated this time on Danielle despite her being the one caught holding someone else’s hand on New Year’s Eve. It’s all beyond being believable.

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You know what? You judgemental, old fashioned Larries with your 1950s value systems really don’t deserve a celeb like Louis to stan. His rich, complex life is beyond your understanding. You can’t cope with him, he’s literally too much for you.

Bringing back this post given the caption on the Elounor pap pics. Absolutely disgusting that they’re anchoring this stunt on Jay’s passing. It’s unacceptable and I cannot believe we’ve gotten to this point just to make this bearding redux look legit! Just how low will Louis’ team go? Because this is despicable!

From today’s pap pic caption: “Louis and Eleanor rekindled their relationship when his mum died back in December.”

I posted the below two weeks ago. They’ve been trying to push this angle since the end of January. They tried it with anons but no dice. So now they’re really being blatant about it.