panty and stocking roleplay

anonymous asked:

Any nsfw headcanons for Wilford and Google?

i have a few! 💖


  • can tie cherry stems with his tongue.
  • he gets quite a rush after a kill and loves the look of blood on himself.
  • has the biggest kink for roleplay and dress up.
  • will model underwear, panties, stockings, anything for you.
  • his mustache tickles and he loves kissing his partner everywhere. he loves listening to them laugh before he blows a raspberry on their stomach.
  • will worship his partner’s thighs like no tomorrow! he loves kissing at the inner part of them.
  • thinks that being intimate should be a private thing and always has sex in the bedroom with lighted candles and sometimes he puts on slow and quiet music in the background.
  • afterwards, he becomes quite clingy and holds his partner close in his arms before he dozes off.


  • i headcanon goog as being a robot/ai, so he doesn’t necessarily have a real dick. he’s basically a dildo with feelings.
  • he learns through experience and immediately stores in his memory banks just which parts of his partner like to be touched and what their kinks are.
  • watches porn to gain knowledge on certain positions and tactics for his partner’s pleasure. (wilford actually caught him once)
  • is both dominant and submissive, depending on what his owner/partner wants him to be.
  • always compliments his partner after they finish, saying that he had a nice time and if his partner wanted to go again, he wouldn’t protest.
  • if goog had to pick a kink that he enjoyed, it would be that he enjoys having his partner’s arms wrapped around his shoulders. it makes him feel close and wanted.
  • constantly and always checks in and asks if they’re doing alright.
Employee of the Month {@backlacebitch}

 The Betalgeusian flipped through the menu as he sat at the table by himself. He would prefer to have somebody eat with him. However; Meow always like having some peace and quiet for one. When you are someone on the Aloha Oe crew, you will take every opportunity for peace and quiet that you can get. Meow flipped through the menu, contemplating what he should get for himself with all the recent woolongs. They had recently had a huge lucky break when it came to alien hunting. 

 It was one of the most rare aliens they had probably ever caught. Most of the alien hunting community thought that it was actually extinct. Thankfully, the creature was not threatening at all, which probably explains how their little group of misfits caught him. Meow’s stream of consciousness stopped as he finally decided that he would just get their spicy ramen dish with a couple of shots of alcohol on the side. He saw a blonde in an official Boobies uniform coming towards him, she didn’t look that familiar to the Boobies regular though, maybe she was some sort of new employee or something. Familiar or not, the stranger certainly fit the bill for a gorgeous waitress.

backlacebitch  asked:

ROCKSAR AU BC idk i,,,, i just see it ]

  A cheering crowd of fanatical fans could be heard, as Simon walked through the hallway. It was a big night for the both of them. This was the type of stage where musical acts can only dream of. Yet look at how far they’ve come from a small band playing from club to club. This wasn’t just a well know place, this was a packed house, no less! Everything was set up, Simon had even tuned his guitar just to his liking. The only thing missing was his band mate…

 He noticed the giant P with a large gold star on one door, and all he could hear was what sounded like a hardcore porn being shot in that same room. So, knowing his friend, it didn’t take a private eye to guess what was going on. The lead guitar player knocked on her door. “Hey, Panty! Are you almost done fucking? You do realize this is only our most important gig yet, right?” Simon mocked as he leaned nearby the door.