pants are too tight

22 TREND MAN HATE ON THE LADY HE S GONNA DO A SEX

1. RED LIPSTICK. THATS NOT THE COLOR LIPS ARE!!! THEY SHOULD BE PINK LIKE A VUVLVA, WHICH I LIKE, I’M A HETEROSEXUAL MAN. I GRADUATED HIGH SCHOOL.

2. PANTS THATS PANTS TOO TIGHT!!! I LIKE ONLY SILK GOWNS WOVEN WITH REAL DIAMONDS WORN OVER PANNIER TOO BROAD TO ALLOW YOU TO PASS THROUGH DOORWAYS LESS THAN SIX FEET IN WIDTH. THIS SHOWS A MAN YOU CAN AFFORD TO KEEP HIM IN THE FAIRY TALE SPLENDOR HES ALWAYS DREAMED OF RETIRING IN.

3. A HAT WHICH MAN DONT WANT ON THERE!!!! DO YOU HAVE TOO MSANY EYES? WHAT ARE YOU HIDING?? PLEASE DO NOT DECEIVE ME, LADIES, I AM VERY YOUNG, I AM SOFT

4. CENTIPEDES, PLEASR STOP POURING CENTIPEDES AND SCORPIONS OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND EYES WHEN YOU SPEAK ARCANE HELL-TONGUES TO ME WHEN YOU VISIT MY BEDSIDE IN THE DEAD OF THE MOONLESS NIGHT

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This, ladies and gentlemen, is how you wear a suit.

That is probably the most gorgeous piece of clothing I have ever seen in my life - no fucking joke. The tailoring is perfect, and I mean perfect. The pants are tight but not too tight, the shirt just passing the jacket sleeves, and a close-fitting waistcoat underneath: textbook. 

I mean, it’s just a delight to look at. The deep blue, in an irresistible sheeny fabric, with those splendidly lustrous silk lapels… Oh my god, I have lost the ability to function. 

You are one classy motherfucker Thomas.

Probably conversations louisandharry have twice a week
  • Harry: louis those pants are way too tight I can literally see the indention a of your curves
  • Louis: that means so much coming from the boy whose penis can't even breathe in his pants
  • Harry: what tattoos should we get next
  • Louis: I don't know getting our names tattooed on to each other is a bit much at least we already have our first words tattooed god when did we become so sappy
  • Harry: louis your tanktops sleeves are way to open I could literally stick my head inside your shirt
  • Louis: well my dear Harold you sir have your boobs basically hanging out of your shirts so don't dare complain
  • Louis: fuck that ha hell yes
  • Harry: you aren't badass louis I can literally pick you up and carry you wherever I want please honey stop youre like a hyperactive puppy

Dear Nonnie, thank you so much for suggesting this. I had no idea how much I needed Rex posed like a shoujo protagonist in my life until I started drawing it. I think I giggled the entire time. :’D Pose ref here

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Not pictured: Snake only going for a morning jog to get groceries for him and Otacon. The last thing Hal expected was a bloody forearm wrapped in cling wrap to hand him him milk and eggs after three hours.

edit: you guys can open the images in a new tab to read the captions !! |D

I’d like to think Sherlock had a soft heart once.  He fell infatuated easily with anyone who treated him nicely.  The smiling cashier at Tesco.  The nice man at the school library.  The first boy who made his pants a little too tight.  But over time no one has ever loved him back, no one ever understood his gestures of kindness.  So he stopped smiling and he stopped letting people in.