anonymous asked:

sharing a headcanon where amy DEFINITELY tries orange soda while jake is in witness protection bc she misses him and she secretly realizes she loves it so when they move in together and he always keeps it in their fridge she secretly drinks it while he's at work/out but can't admit it because she'd never hear the end of it. of course jake notices anyway bc his orange soda disappears twice as fast so he starts buying two bottles when he goes to the grocery and all is right with the world

oh my god no but like

in the interim between him coming home and him moving in, she starts drinking it. i love this oh my god

like he has a drawer to keep clothes in for those few months but he also keeps his favorite powdered donuts in a little seal-able container on her kitchen counter, his favorite cereal in her pantry, a six pack of his favorite beer in her fridge, and a 2-liter of orange soda also in her fridge

it’s half-empty when he leaves for florida and it sits pretty much untouched for the first two months, but then one night amy’s home alone for the first time in a while and she’s really really missing him and is maybe a little weepy and emotional, like she’s just wandering around the apartment in one of his t-shirts, and she ends up in the kitchen where she eats a powdered donut (her first in decades, tbh) and then opens her fridge with the intention of stealing one of his beers

but when she opens the door her gaze immediately lands on the bright orange container right next to it

it’s an act of pure desperation, reaching out and grabbing that bottle. it’s reckless abandonment to unscrew the lid and to take a generous swig

it’s absolute magic when that soda touches her tongue

the addiction sets in pretty much right then and there and she keeps going back to buy more 2-liters because “jake will notice if i’ve had any he’ll notice if the orange soda level has fallen i have to keep up appearances” but incredibly keeps drinking through entire 2-liters all on her own

she slows down once jake is back, appalled at how quickly the habit was formed, but water only does so much for her now and she’s gotsta have the orange

jake wants to tease her once he figures her out but then he remembers that one desperately lonely night in florida when he willingly drank an entire glass of orangina and realizes he’s in absolutely no place to judge  l m a o

thebrightsun  asked:

((To that anon: I agree. Both my dog and cat had eaten through their food/snack bags before. +_+ Once I put the food on the top shelf, and my cat still found it. ))

((Our cat food is hidden in a pantry in a plastic tub because they were constantly getting into it))

went to get spices for the potatoes I was making! cumin was full of insects! turmeric was 10 years out of date! ginger expired in 2000 so it was definitely purchased before I was born! I found 20 year old ginger in my pantry and almost ate it! I’m in hell!!

Hogwarts house midnight snack
  • Gryffindor: Gets out of bed in knee high socks or huge sweatshirt. Goes to the kitchen and eats a whole big mixing bowl of Cheerios with a gallon of sugar in the middle. Thus, creating a thick milk/sugar ratio. Crawls back into bed and continues to play video game.
  • Ravenclaw: Brings kindle into kitchen and makes ramen. However, they put it in a cup so that they can sip it as they read. Their cat watches and leans against their ankles.
  • Hufflepuff: Comes out in a comforter burrito. Goes to the fridge and brings out crazy foods including rice cakes. Goes back to binge watching something like Merlin, or Dr Who. Ends up bringing a whole liter or soda back to their room.
  • Slytherin: Comes out in underwear with their hair all crazy. They don't talk to anyone else but go into the pantry to look for biscuits. Ends up making a giant cup of tea with a piece of cake. Growls at the dog to make sure he understands that the food is not theirs. Then goes back to doing who knows what in their bedroom.
Under appreciated Sangwoo theory

Sangwoo might be a gardener in his spare time. Or at least, he use to practice it. 

In chapter one we’re shown his tool box, the first removable section having an assortment of florist materials in the compartments. From what I can tell he has stem cutters, floral tape, stem tape, and maybe corsage pins. I can’t quite make out what’s in the back sections but from the yellow color, I think it’s safe to say it may be floral materials. 

This kit includes similar items! However it excludes an important tool, the stem cutters. His are yellow, which means that they’re Oasis brand, aka one of the top brands in the florist community. 

In chapter four we’re shown a briefing of his pantry. 

In the top shelves, he has what looks like floral foam and what could possibly be plant feed or pesticides. 

The hue even seems to match the Oasis brand of floral foam (seeing has how many brands differ in color), though that could be a bit of a stretch. 

Just a bit of icing on the cake, but in many images Koogi has given to us of Sangwoo (our newest one being the teenage Sangwoo), there are depictions of flowers. 

This could also be something he use to do with his mom, seeing as how all of the plants in his home are dead - and he still holds onto a lot of things from his childhood, so why not this?

I could of course be wrong, but seeing as how a lot of the arrows point to this, let’s cross our fingers to see some more insight on this in season two!! 

anonymous asked:

Hi i'd like to make a request pls if that's ok! Ok so you know V is like blind, well, what if he walked in on MC naked, and she like froze from shock, and obviously he didn't notice so he just walked in and went to touch her casually and whoops he grabbed her tiddy, how would he react???? <3 thanks bby

You knew V needed your help especially since he moved to a new apartment. After the incident with Rika, he wanted to move to a new place because he was haunted with memories of her. Who can blame him? The person he was in love with for so many years was the cause of his destruction. She ruined the lives of the many RFA members and you hated her with every single cell in your body. You hoped a bear would eat her for breakfast in Alaska. You shared your head trying to not think about the wrecked witch. You went to the pantry and took out the spices you needed to make lunch for V. You cared a lot for V in ways you shouldn’t, but you couldn’t help but fall for a gentle soul. You pushed your feelings aside because you don’t want things to get awkward between you and V. 

You heard his bedroom door open and you knew the scent of your cooking dragged him to the kitchen. Before you could turn around to guide him to the kitchen, you heard him grunt because he ran into the couch. You just smiled and gently grabbed his hand “How was your nap Jihyun?” you smiled and went slowly around the living room. His grip tighten around your hands “It was good but I was thinking about the conversation we had last night.” he extended his hand to reach for the chair so he can sit “I decided to have the surgery because I need to live my life again. I need to see the beautiful sky and I would love to stare in your eyes”. You turned into a tomato and just coughed “My eyes are basic Jihyun” you giggled while you turned to cabinets to get the plates. You served him lunch and it was peacefully. V really loved your cooking so he just stuffed his face with it. 

You notice the spaghetti sauce was all over his mouth and you reached for a napkin so you can wipe his mouth. V felt the sauce all over his face and he reached to hopefully grabbed a napkin. You put his hand down and leaned over to wipe his face. He hoped to grab your shoulder to get you a tight squeeze so you can know that he was grateful to have you in his life. He thought he was squeezing your shoulder but instead he grabbed your tit. His face had a confused look while he kept squeezing it “MC I think something is wrong with your shoulder, it feels a bit soft and squishy. We need to take you the doctor”. He kept feeling and squeezing till he felt a hard bump. You were just a mess. 

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“Jihyun um thats my” he stopped squeezing and you heard him gasp “tit” you stuttered. 

He still had his hand on your tit and slowly went up to your heart “I was grabbing your heart MC” he gave your chest a few pats and retracted his hand. You bursted out laughing and he did too. You were wheezing and you grabbed his thigh “Im grabbing your heart too Jihyun” and he started to wheeze from laughter. You were rubbing his thigh and gave it a few pats and continued to eat your spaghetti. You picked up the dishes and noticed he had a tint of redness on his check. You just smiled because your dream of Jihyun touching you came half true.