pantherwhales

pantherwhales replied to your postI’VE REACHED THE END OF MY CHAPSTICK’S LIFE AND IT…

you have achieved max level good lord if I had a nickel for every chapstick I lost at half-life I could buy a small country.

there should be a chapstick fairy

or a little critter that leaves a nickel after it takes your chapstick 

they’d be like ‘hey sorry friend but critters and beasts need chapstick too but heres a nickel that should be enough :>'