pandas

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Art by @thehauntedboy

As part of my Kensei 2 Kickstarter, I put together some mini-anthologies of Cobalt City stories. Among these is Snowflake War Journal, which features the misanthropic anthropomorphic panda that @natecrowder created and I shamelessly stole. There are two stories that appeared in previous anthologies, and one original story created just for this collection. 

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In today’s installment of “I think way too much about a particular animal” I’m amazed at just how much of the odd stuff about giant pandas can be answered with simply “bamboo”

Slow breeding rate? If they bred at a normal pace, they’d wipe out the bamboo supply.

Why don’t they hibernate? Bamboo doesn’t make them fat enough.

Why don’t they do much of anything? Their digestive system means they need to spend half their day eating and pooping bamboo.

I have never seen a mammal so dedicated to one goddamn plant before.

The Signs As Panda Gifs

Aries

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Taurus

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Gemini

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Cancer

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Leo

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Virgo

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Libra

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Scorpio

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Sagittarius

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Capricorn

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Aquarius

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Pisces

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