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Kung Fu Panda: A Journey

me when Kung Fu Panda was made: ugh this movie looks so fuckin’ stupid

me for years: Kung Fu Panda looks like a stupid movie and i hate it I’ll never watch it ugh why is this movie going to get so many damn sequels

me yesterday: okay wow that was actually a lot better than I was expecting for a goofy comedy starring Jack Black

me up until a few hours ago: okay yeah but I still don’t get why this movie has so many freaking sequels planned

me after watching Kung Fu Panda 2:  JESUS FUCKIN’ CHRIST NO YOU CAN’T LEAVE ME ON THAT CLIFFHANGER WAIT WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE’S NOT A THIRD ONE YET I NEED IT RIGHT NOW GIVE ME ALL THE SEQUELS *SOBBING*

                            NO SERIOUSLY WHAT THE DICK.

so I haven’t done one of these since… December. for my 200+ bias list. and I kept telling myself “oh maybe I’ll just do it every 200 more people who follow me lol” and I never did because I didn’t think I’d get that far??? AND NOW LOOK WHERE WE ARE. AGAIN I ASK YOU. WHAT THE ACTUAL DICK.

well. I haven’t gotten any better at this I tell you what. but it’s high time for Panda to get really gay and gush about people again so DESBEAR AND PREBEAR!

(it is a callback to the theme music this time, you see)

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anonymous asked:

hello! i've been following for a while, and i love love looove your answers to people, they're so funny and informative, but i have to ask. how are you never wrong? you never seem to get any comments that go against what you say, or do you just not post them? do you ever have to go back and correct something you've posted? sorry, i don't want to sound mean, i'm just curious

Oh, do not get me wrong my friend, I can and have been as wrong as the next person when I don’t take the time to get my facts straight before speaking. That’s the secret to my success though - on the internet nobody knows how long you’ve spent looking shit up.

Generally, each one of those sciencey explanation posts (all sorted under my leurning tag) takes me anywhere between three to six hours to research and write. The one I posted earlier, being more of a “stuff I already knew” type of deal, took me about 3 hours, over 2 days (I got tired yesterday ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ). Whereas the “what-the-fuck-are-monotremes” from a few weeks ago took me ~6 hours (possibly…. more…..) because of lots of research and LOTS of rewording for amusement factor + legibility. I never include anything that I couldn’t find a source for.

After 6 hours of exhaustive research for a three-paragraph text post, you damn well better believe I am always right