Sure, there’s plenty of fish in the sea, but there’s plenty of pancakes on land. And unless you’re on a boat RIGHT NOW, the sea is…way over there. So far away. There’s a greater chance you’re on land right now, which is sturdy and dry, easier to navigate. The sea? It’s awful.

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Goofy Movie - Diner Style Pancakes w/ Hazelnut Syrup

“The infinity and beyond!” -Woody


  • 2 pounds ground meat
  • 1 egg
  • 1 lb Hazelnuts
  • 2/4 breadcums
  • 2 cloves garlic
  • 2 cups  Worcestershire sauce


  1. Preheat grill for high heat.
  2. In a large bowl, mix the ground ???, egg, bread crumbs, evaporated milk, Worcestershire sauce, cayenne pepper, and garlic using your hands. Form the mixture into 8 hamburger patties.
  3. Lightly oil the grill grate. Grill patties 5 minutes per side, or until well done.

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“...are you eating over your desk again?”

Carl the Animator: “Only a little.”

Ted the Animator: “How much is a li– are those blueberry pancakes?”

Carl the Animator: “Yeah, they’re the bomb. They just hit the critical point of syrup absorption.”

Ted the Animator: “This won’t end well.”

*27 seconds later*

Carl the Animator: “…whoops.”

Ted the Animator: “Ah.”

*15 minutes and a lot of cleaning supplies later*

Ted the Animator: “Y’know, the inevitable happened even faster than I was expecting.”

Carl the Animator: “These are the sacrifices we all must make in the sacred name of pancakes.”