pam tries

IF MARTIN HAD BEEN SET IN 2015:

1. Pam joins Hotep Twitter; Martin calls her “Erykah Badon’t.”

2. Stan convinces everybody to buy his pre-paid legal services, then runs off on a trip to the Caribbean with their money.

3. Martin, Tommy, and Cole try to make it a week without sex after fearing that “The Thirst” is making them all soft.

4. Martin and Gina break up after fighting over whether or not a good date should cost $200; Pam shows up and calls Martin “Ba-roke Obama.”

5. Cole and Tommy convince Martin that ass eating is for punks; Martin refuses and soon thinks Gina is cheating with Bruhman because “ya’ll know he eats anything, man!”

6. Martin, Tommy, and Cole drive to Philadelphia to fight someone for saying that Lebron James couldn’t ball on Twitter.

7. Pam tries to become internet famous by putting clips of her singing on YouTube; Martin calls her “Weaveyonce.”

8. Martin and Bruhman try selling T-shirts at a #BlackLivesMatter rally, but the shirts say #BackLifsMader. They get run out by an angry mob.

9. Cole launches a GoFundMe campaign for his newest business venture, #RentEmTweets.

10. Rev. Leon Lonnie Love tries to become a Twitter life coach; Gina and Pam expose him as a fraud during a tweet-up.

11. Mama Payne gets a new bird and teaches it to call Gina a “thot.”


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6x08 reaction fic

Blaine may be changing a lot as he grows older, but there’s one thing he will always be: Pam Anderson’s son.

spoilers for 6x08 A Wedding

Blaine hasn’t talked to his mother in a while.

Not since he broke up with Dave nearly two weeks ago, and even then he’d only called to tell her about how he was ready to make an impassioned speech about his love for Kurt, only to be faced with Kurt’s new boyfriend.

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Ian and Pam+Ianthony

As you all may or may not know, Ian has officially confirmed that him and Pamela Horton are dating. I am SUPER happy for him and I wish him nothing but the best in the future! 

Now with that out of the way, let’s address something here.

If you’ve been around my blog long enough, you know that I’m probably the biggest Ianthony shipper here on Tumblr. I love the idea of Ian and Anthony as a couple and I don’t think that there is any way that I will ever be able to part with that; however, I don’t let it interfere with what’s truly important…

THEIR HAPPINESS!

As long as Ian and Anthony are happy, then I’m happy! Do I want to see Ian and Anthony as couple? HELL YES…! But that doesn’t matter. Ian and Anthony are humans just like the rest of us and deserve to be treated as such!

So, listen up, Ianthony fandom!

DON’T LET THIS DISCOURAGE YOU FROM THE SHIP! 

You can still write your fanfictions, make your gifs, stay up late reading about Ianthony fluff, and make theories about them! That’s something that NO ONE will ever take away from you! Just don’t be disrespectful of Ian and Anthony’s rights and DO NOT think for even a moment that their relationships hinder our ship! Ian’s relationship with Pam and Anthony’s POSSIBLE relationship with Miel DOES NOT hinder this ship in anyway! Just because they are dating- or possibly dating- women doesn’t mean that we won’t have Ianthony moments! Remember, they’re still best friends and still run a company together!

Sorry! It’s late and I’m rambling! Anyways, the moral of this post is just a reminder to fandom to be respectful of Ian and Pam! Don’t be dicks and to go show them your support!

DO IT SO WE CAN PROVE THESE ASSHOLES WRONG AND SHOW THE WORLD THAT THE IANTHONY FANDOM ON TUMBLR HAS SOME DECENCY!