I WENT AND GOOGLED THE TEAMS JUST SO I CAN LEARN MORE ABOUT THEM AND I LOVE PAM AND WINNIE EVEN MORE (ESPECIALLY PAM)
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Describe what you do: I design sets for TV commercials. I also teach barre fitness classes at Pop Physique. Sometimes I moonlight as Batman.
What famous person reminds you of yourself? Tina Fey because she’s awesome without even trying.
What famous person reminds you of your teammate? Kristen Wiig because she’s almost as funny as Tina Fey.
What do you hope to accomplish by running The Race (other than winning one million bucks)? I’d like to have one of those enlightening moments when the meaning of life and all the world’s secrets are bestowed upon me. I’d also like to see Winnie cry… just to make sure she’s human. I’ve seen her cry twice and each time it was a single tear running down her cheek.
What is the accomplishment you are most proud of? Being able to stay friends with crazy Pam for 10 years and not have physically harmed her.
What famous person reminds you of your teammate? Lou Ferrigno – Pam turns into scary Hulk when she’s mad.
Biggest challenge you and your teammate will face on The Race together: Pam has a strong LA accent. Hopefully, she learns to speak proper English by the end of the Race.
What do you hope to accomplish by running The Race (other than winning one million bucks)? I hope to acquire even more skills that make me more badass.
PAM AND WINNIE SEEM LIKE SUCH BITCHES I WANT TO BE THEIR FRIEND AND THEY MIGHT WIN AND THERE ARE TOO MANY AMAZING RACE FEELS AND IDK THIS IS JUST A REALITY SHOW BUT ITS NOT ITS LIKE AROUND THE FUCKING WORLD AND PEOPLE RACE AND ITS MIDNIGHT AND I CANT EVEN AND MY PINKIE IS HURTING FROM HOLDING THE SHIFT KEY ok thats better