pals!!!!

The Ocean Chose Me

A/N: if you haven’t seen Moana please go fucking see it the music is amazing and it’s awesome and I loved it. she’s bae.

Summary: Moana is journeying across the sea with a demigod. Very simple. She’s going because the ocean chose her to go….and to be tickled.

“I think I see something over there!” Moana pointed into the horizon.

“That’s just a cloud.” Maui rolled his eyes. “We have a long way to go still.”

“Oh, alright. Well. Should we do something to pass the time?” Moana suggested.

“Sure!” Maui grinned, walking toward her.

“Wait!” She threw her hands up at him.

Maui picked Moana up with one hand and tossed her off the boat, laughing.

Moana felt the water move around her right as she landed in the sea. It twisted and pulled at her, drawing her up and throwing her back onto the boat.

“Ugh, Maui! Why do you-”

She was tossed into the water again.

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Hi! Hey! Hello!

My names Liam, and I’m a 15 year old from California! 

My hobbies include binge watching Netflix, FaceTime/Skype, procrastinating really badly on homework, and photography. Tbh I fuck with all kinds of music, except country (sorry lmao), But Lana del Rey, Halsey, Ariana Grande, and Melanie Martinez are my favs, but I love so many bands/artists you could literaly pick a random one and the chance that I like some of their music is very high. My favorite TV shows, music, and youtube videos that I like to watch constantly change so I love hearing about what other people are watching or listening to. Rn I’m watching Greys Anatomy, Gilmore girls, Jane the Virgin and FUCKING SHAMELESS!!!!!! I love shameless a lot (obvi)

I super sarcastic and ½ of my texts include kim kardashian or New York memes. Where ever I go, drama seems to follow so I have like 3-5 rants a day about how annoyed I am or what made me laugh on that day. I love hearing about what other people went through on that day. I love friendships where we plan trips and our lives out with each other, and it’s going to actually turn into something that’s more than “what’s up?” for a month. I hope that we can can whenever, have a million inside jokes, interact on all social medias, laugh together, cry together, and grow up together. 

  I love those 2 am texting friendships and honestly as long as you’re not a hateful person, we’ll get along great. I am 1000% fine with any Age/Gender/Sexuality  etc; and i want to meet all types of people.  At first I may be awkward af, but in a week ill probably be telling you all my secrets lmao, and I got some shit to spill😂😩🐸☕️.

You can talk to me at:

- Snapchat: liam_awesome100 (yes I know it sounds like a 7 year old made that username, i made it so long ago and I don’t have the energy to make a new account)

- kik: crimsonword (also made when i was young af, you can see that recurring theme of aged usernames here lmao)

- tumblr: lana-del-aye

- Email: liamc9207@gmail.com

- Instagram: 

Main:liam.canniffe

Spam: liamc.privv

 (im making a new theme rn so I have no posts on my main😂) and if you really think we will get along, follow me on my SPAM and I’ll like you even more! 

PS: Holy shit did you really get to the end of that long ass paragraph?!? Good for you boo!👏🏼👏🏼

hi :)

hi i’m jess and i’m really boring but hey here’s some things about me

- i’m 14 (15 in january) and i live in the US
- i’m obsessed with shane dawson, jse, markiplier, halsey, melanie martinez, troye sivan, and tøp
- i have a doggo :))))
- i say “doggo” a lot
- i watch some anime but not enough to give specific details
- i write some stuff (fluff) on wattpad and idk i like it
- i speak english and only english but i’m hoping to learn french :)
- im a depressed piece of shit
- i swear a bit
- by “a bit” i mean “like a sailor”
- i make really terrible jokes so if you get offended easily don’t even bother with me lol
- I DONT CARE ABOUT YOUR GENDER, SEXUALITY, RACE, OR RELIGION. if you’re a nice person then we’re cool

IF YOU ARE HOMOPHOBIC, RACIST, SEXIST, ETC., PLEASE DONT CONTACT ME THANKS

my perfect penpal would be…
- someone i can relate to
- someone i can stay up all night with talking about things that shouldn’t matter
- someone who doesn’t mind me obsessing over phan and septiplier
- someone who likes video games
- someone who won’t disappear after two days
- someone i can trust
- someone who’s nonjudgmental
- someone who helps me (and anyone i can help) :)

there’s probably more i could write here but whatever

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