also, is2g there better be a lot of rikara today to make up for yesterday’s fuckery or imma flip. 😣😣😣
ugh what is this fuckery???? like flying coach isn’t unbearable enough already without a bunch of obnoxious qawwals and their ghissi pitti shayari. I JUST WANT SILENCE AND LEG SPACE TILL I REACH MY DESTINATION OK?!?!?!
the most unrealistic thing about this set here is the amount of leg space between the seats btw. the only person who i know who flies coach comfortably is my mom, and she’s barely 5 feet tall on a good day.
shivaay be like “economy class. never again. in fact commercial air travel never again. never not taking the private jet. i’m not meant for this peasantry.”
ANIKA STOP DRAWING ATTENTION TO YOURSELF YOU IDIOT
damn this lady qawwal be forward af. give me her confidence.
“i’m not majnu. i’m shivaay singh oberoi.” pffffffffffffffft.
ok shivaay, literally no one gives a fuck about your philosophy about love rn when you haven’t even bothered telling your wife where you’re going. excuse me if i’m not swooooning, even if your dumbass wife is in the background there.
ANIKA PUT THE NIQAB BACK ON YOU IDIOT
lmao her pride on “her asar” on him tho.
“mere majnu hai!” haha awwwwwwwwww
jennifer is me. i am jennifer. i wish i drank - it would make it so much easier to get through the day.
jenny’s pissed at shivaay for walking up and down the aisles like it’s his baap ka plane and i don’t blame her one bit.
bua - don nonsense.
aaaaaaaaand anika’s seen bua.
and bua’s seen anika. oufffff.
lol anika’s switching seats as though this be a local bus.
OUFF MORE BUA DON. CAN WE NOTTTTTTTTTTT!??!
hahaha shivaay sits down to discover begumjaan as seatmate.
“aap se seedha tum pe utar aaaya miyaan? ajnabi potti ke saath aisa tu-tadaa kaiko hona???” “ajnabiii???? realllllly????? 😒😒😒”
one - surbhi really honing the hyderabadi urdu she got from bobby jasoos waala tiny role. and two - hubs bhi chodne waale nahi hai now that he’s gotten her cornered.
snorttttt, she’s sooooo annoying and doing fulllll on ungli.
“tumhare chauffeur…. SHOHAR allow karte hai kya?”
lol like she needs YOU to allow her to do anything.
“enough anika!” “aniSa begum! aniSAAAA!” “naam badalna hi tha toh kuch aur rakh leti, apna hi naam ulta karne se kya hota hai?” “jaldi jaldi mein aisa hi hota hai. 😣😣😣”
lmao shivaay is so fucking doneeeeeee with this terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day already. and it’s jusssssssssssst getting started.
ooooh challenge. he’s gonna make her admit it’s her. this is gonna be funnnnnnnnnnn. and she’s like I’LL NEVER ADMIT IT.
god nakuul looks so exhausted in the close ups. someone give the man some b6/b12 or something.
i knewwwwwwwwww it. i knew she’d be terrified at take off!
haaye. babies. warming my cold dead heart. 😭😭😭😭💖💖💖
YAS. DILPREET. MY BABY. I HAVE REASON TO LIVE.
ok omki’s purana waala socialist-communist side is coming out.
but alsooooooo violent oberoi side. yikes.
“tussi vi nahi jande main kaun hoon ji.”
more like mera bhai kaun hai but ok.
so this “sardar naal panga” thing is a recurring thing here to stay huh?
LMAO I RELATE WITH JENNIFER’S FRUSTRATION LEVEL SO MUCH, IT’S NOT EVEN FUNNY.
ok fwding this bua nonsense. FUCKING GIMME MORE SHIVIKA/RIKARA IN THAT TIME. UGH.
patidev ke dimaag ke phurze ghooming to make wife admit.
ooooooh. tobasco. he’s allergic, remember?
why do i know this shit????? i barely know what *i’m* allergic to. wtf is my life even, lord.
god these two idiots are so ridiculoussss. ek hai ki he’s willing to ingest an allergen to break her, and doosri hai ki she’s gonna do something extra af to stop him without breaking.
this maaaaaaaa is so fucking useless. i hate her so much. i need her to DIE. now.
oh omkiiiiii you’re such a bad liar. and you talk waaaaaaaaaay too much as dilpreet.
but you’re so stinking cute i can’t even. ugh. so cute. *pulls your cheeks*
since when is omki suchhhhhhhhhhh a believer in god? matlab, itna drastic change from naastik, so quickly??
girl you’re staring at his face and… like… i just can’t. IT’S THE SAME FACE AS YOUR HUSBAND!?!? IT’S NOT EVEN LIKE AWAIII KE IDHAR UDHAR KE SIMILARITIES. IT’S THE EXACT SAME FACE.
LMAO HIS PANICKED YELLING AT THINKING IT’S A RAKHI HAHAHAHA
ok based on whattttt is this “sabse achcha dost” - you’ve known him 48 hours. 48 hours. it takes me more time than that to decide on whether i should buy a pair of shoes i saw at the mall.
ok but then gauri always moves on fast fwd. omki ko pati bhi maan liya tha, in like 3.43 minutes. yeh toh at least 2 din le liye dosti ke liye.
awwwww he’s all weepy and emotional at being considered a friend. ouff, this man and his redemptionnnnn. my hearttttttttttttt. i wanted to hate him some moreeeeeeeeeee.
meanwhile this fucker is about to kill himself…
great. don bhi ghus gaya in dono ke beech mein. bas iski kami thi.
“she’s my wife ok, she’s anika!” “ya allah, yeh daadi waala pottta mere peeche hi pad gaya!”
ummmmmmmmm why did anika just randomly attack sundari bua? what the fuck even. ouffffff.
ok dilpreet calm the f down with the gauri praise, you looking hella thirsty.
ugly has put nazar on gauri and omki’s pati waale ghanti are ringinggggggg.
DAT JAW CLENCH THO.
oh ugly is ladke ka bhai.
may we all be blessed with a man like dilpreet in our lives who fucks up men who leer at women with luchi tuchi gandiiii nazarein.
WHY IS BHAVYA STILL STANDING???? DID HE NOT BUY HER A SEAT???? YOU’RE REQUIRED TO BUY HER A SEAT, RUDRA!!!!!
“babyyyyy i need some actionnnn.”
may we all have baby’s confidence in demanding action when we want it. 😉😉😉
oufff nonsense naach gaana. fwding.
OK WTF SHE JUST FELL DANCING INTO THE COCKPIT AND PRESSED SOME RANDOMASS LEVER WHAT EVEN IS THIS SHOW MY GOD I ACTUALLY FEEL MY BRAIN CELLS DYING WHY DO I DO THIS TO MYSELF
*DEEEEEEEEEEEEP BREATHS AND VISUALIZES OMKI AND ABHAY’S FACES TO REMIND MYSELF WHY I DO THIS*
where’s abhay today? i miss his cuteass face.
gauri’s more dressed up than the bride. why does richa look so pheeeeki???
ugly ko kya aitraaz hai ab?
pffffffffft. cheap tactics. dafaaaa ho, ugly.
UGH UGLY YOU’RE SO CREEPY. I HATE YOU.
LET GOOOOOO OF HER CREEEEEEP.
also sardar ka sar ghoooom raha hai. ab dangal hoga!
aaaaaand those weirdass diamond teeth of bua’s are in… shivaay’s pockets???? great. he’s gonna be caught for fucking smuggling now. GOD.
lmao whut, india doesn’t even have an air marshal system!!!!!!!!
WHAT THE FUCK EVEN IS THIS PLANE WAAALA PLOT MAN I CAN’T EVEN ISSE ACHCHA TOH ABHAY AUR TANYA KA CHUTIYAAPA DIKHAATE
every time they show maaaaaaaa, my bp goes up by 10 points. i hate her so much. useless woman.
isn’t this golden dupatta gauri’s wearing pilfered from anika’s ghatiya shaadi waala wardrobe??
OK HANDS OFF, UGLY!!!!
lol omkiii’s sidelines waala glaring.
wow, ugly has the power to undo dori by just staring. like joey could undo a bra by just looking at it! amaze!
justtttt like in ipkknd, i don’t even get why this is such HAWWWWWWW waala issue. waise saara ka saara outfit is backless, yeh choti si dori kaunsi izzat bacha rahi thi??? awaiii ke “sanskaari” chonchle.
wow omki, that was not smoooth at alllllllllll. like, you coulda done that with some more finesse???
but fuck me over my trash heart loves this trope to the high heavens. i do i do i do. give me allllllllllllll the dori scenes! 😫😫😫😫
mental note: go read @vishwaspur ka seskkkky waala fic again.
LMAO HIS ANGRY SHOULDER SHIMMYING IN THE BG WHILE GLARING AT UGLY 😂😂😂😂😂
oh boyyyyyy is it about to be a dance off???? #teamDilpreet
HAHAHA HE ACTUALLY GAVE HIM THE I’M WATCHING YOU GESTURE. PFFFFT SUCH ALPHA MALE NONSENSE.
WHAT NEXT OM, YOU GOING TO PEE AROUND HER? 🙄🙄🙄
oh. back to murder foursome and shukla.
lmaoooo how conveniently shukla slipped back into a coma to avoid answering abhay’s questions. amazing tactic. i should try this sometime.
ugh. ugly’s cornering gauri again and fucking maaaaaaaaaaaaa just dragged omki away.
fuck you maaaa, you can’t do anything right!!!!!
HEY UGLY, CAN YOU NOT SEE HER MANGALSUTRA???? LIKE????
wait??? he knows???? WHAT’S WRONG WITH YOU, FREAK???? WHY IS EVERYONE IN THIS SHOW TOTALLY COOL WITH POLYGAMY??????
god this is suchhhh a nonsensical situation. as is all of this stupid show and alllllllll the plotlines right now. but you know me….