PANTS AUDIT COMPLETE.
5 pairs of suit pants
5 pairs of khakis
3 pairs of corduroys
1 pair of jeans (I know there’s another around here somewhere)
1 mysterious pair in white-and-rust plaid that I do not remember buying
Also have 2 pairs of pants unfit for further use, to go for rags
And just in case anyone wants to pull the “lol pants are underwear in the uk” joke that stopped being funny five years ago:
8 pairs boxer-briefs (assorted)
2 pairs Special Hiking Undies
1 pair skull-patterned boxer-briefs
1 pair dachshund-patterned boxer-briefs (Dachxers)
2 pairs Underwear So Shameful I Only Wear Them To Bed
Acceptable. Turns out I don’t need to make a run to Old Navy tomorrow evening after all. Also my new hiking hoodie arrived and fits, so hooray!