paige's sim shenanigans

Basically this guy complains “No matter how much I kiss my wife, we still can’t get pregnant with a baby! What have I been doing wrong?!" 

Just… OTL 

Edit: oh god wait what 

"Okay but i’ll keep it professional." 

what. 

LOL U CAN GUESS WHAT I PICKED BECAUSE FUCK SHE GOT PREGNANT

AND SHE’S HAPPY ABOUT IT?!?!?!? 

morals in the sims medieval are evidently non-existant.