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It’s when he puts his penis in my vagina. This act is called sexual intercourse. It is often used for reproduction, but we’re two different species so that’s not happening. Which is good, because I’m not messing up my figure for an upstart to my future throne.

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Professor Oak, we’ve talked about this, you need glasses. It’s getting embarrassing.

In other news:

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Stay sexy, you all!

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Hi there, I feel like responding to some of my fans who’s messages have piled up a little!

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I do not have brain problems! I am entirely sane and control of my thinkings! Rude!

Just because I don’t adhere to an outdated moral code doesn’t make me some diseased kook!

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Please stop oppressing me with your racist labels and keep your backwards values off my body and out of my vagina.

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My fans are all racist.

This is so depressing.

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Finally, someone who gets it!

I’m not an r-tard coo-coo bat, I’m eccentric!

And if I seem stand-offish to you horse people it’s because I’m a poor, abused minority in a system set up to keep me down.

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Donkeys are fine.

So long as they don’t touch me or stand too close or tell me their stupid donkey opinions.

And one more for the road.

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Thank you for being not racist.

I am sorry about your brain.