1. bake cupcakes for: I’d say Rossi but I’d be worried he’d not like them and send me to 7/11 to buy some so I think Garcia
2. trust with the keys to my car: Hotch
3. put thumbtacks on the chair thereof: I would stick tacks on The Replicator’s chair because if you murder my baby you get tacks on your chair and bonus lego for him to step on
4. have a crush on: …All of them? Which one don’t I have a crush on? But Prentiss.
5. pack up and leave if they moved next door: I really wouldn’t mind any of them as neighbours?? idk, Rossi because people die around him a lot.
6. vote for President: PRESIDENT BLAKE VP ROSSI
7. pick as my partner in a buddy movie: Blake. I want Blake as my buddy partner plz
8. pair up: Hotch
9. vote off the island and into the volcano: Foyet. I would not like Foyet on the island. he can go be friends with the volcano.
10. wheedle into fixing my MP3 player: Garcia.