My dad asking me about crystals
- Dad: hey what's that? *points to small collection of crystals I got at Michaels*
- Me: oh, it's just some crystals for my magick
- Dad: what are they for?
- Me: they have different correspondences. Amethyst is for relaxation, rose quartz for love and...
- Dad: why don't you mix them all and have all the power in the world
- Me: uh it doesn't wor...
- Dad: can I have one chip of each one so I can have all the power in the world?
- Me: ...
- Me: ... Lol sure dad