pagalog

where is the support for sex-repulsed asexuals?? SERIOUSLY. i see so much “ace people can have sex!!!!” and it feels grossly like “hey!! it’s okay!!! some of us have/like sex!! some of us are ~~~~NORMAL~~~~!!” and it feels so disgusting and gross. 

protect sex-repulsed asexuals at all costs

but listen….Star Wars college au where Obi-wan is a grad student stuck in dorms with a whole bunch of first years, the ringleader of which is some brat called Anakin Skywalker who went on a gap year to “find himself” which means that he’s older than the other freshers so they all follow his lead….Obi-wan suffering through obnoxious fresher parties….Obi-wan feeling responsible for these Dang Kids and becoming super intense about doing all the washing up so they don’t get in trouble with the cleaners….his academic advisor is Qui-Gon…..Yoda is that weird professor who rocks up ten minutes late and then delivers the best damn lecture of your life…..Padme is a second year who takes student council super seriously…..

how to grow lemon trees from store bought lemons:

1) buy some lemons

2) dig out the seeds. pat them off gently to dry them off a little. 

3) get some kitchen tissue and wet it

4) fold up the kitchen tissue with the seeds inside

5) put the whole damp bundle inside a small plastic bag and tie tightly

6) put the bag in your airing/boiler cupboard, right up next to the hot water pipes

7) check on the seeds a week later. a couple of them should have a tiny root sticking out

8) pot up the germinated seeds individually and put them on a sunny window. water every now and then to prevent soil from becoming bone dry. 

9) the seeds will send up their first pair of leaves. well done you! eventually you will have your very own lemon tree. 

yknow if people could stop bullying superwholock fans that would be great. they’re just kids. i’m p sure all of us have had a phase like that between 13-17, and if you ever felt harassed or unwelcome during it then congrats, you’ve become the thing that made you feel like crap. i hope you feel really awesome and cool! bc you know, shitting on kids (esp girls and queer kids, who get fucked over in so many ways offline and in school) is ABSOLUTELY the way to be really cool!