paddy's shotgun

  • Paddy: Who's getting married?
  • Robert: Me. To Aaron. Today.
  • Chas: You haven't told Paddy?
  • Robert: I thought you'd blow the surprise.
  • Paddy: This is insane.
  • Robert: I knew you wouldn't cheer us down the aisle.
  • Chas: I thought you were starting to accept them. You even got them Christmas prezzies.
  • Paddy: Yes, to show Aaron I was trying! This... Marriage? To him?
  • Robert: You knew this was coming.
  • Paddy: I thought I had time.
  • Robert: What? Time to change his mind about me?
  • Paddy: No. Time for you to mess up again. Change it for him.
  • Robert: It's never gonna happen.
  • Paddy: Aaron will be sentenced tomorrow.
  • Chas: Yeah, it's kind of the idea, Pads.
  • Paddy: You think a shotgun wedding to Mr Shifty's going to help, do you?
  • Chas: Aaron loves Mr Shifty.
  • Robert: I'm not Mr... I'm not after your blessing any more. But Aaron will need you there for him.
  • Paddy: I'm sorry, I can't just sit by and watch him throw his life away on that.
  • Robert: Well, stay away, then. It's not like you were ever there for Aaron when it matters any more.