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Slovak hockey swear words

I heard that today is ‘speak your language day’, so it’s my honor to introduce you to some slovak swear words we use during hockey match

*only a few, since I’m drained today after match with Latvia… It was horrible anyway*

'Kurvaaaa!’ - it has the same meaning as in polish, we only write it with v (not w), and it’s our reaction when we get the goal. Pretty easy, isn’t it?

'Kokot rozhodca!’ - means that we don’t like referee’s verdict. But it’s the nicest way to put it. (Really, this is the nicest. Trust me.)

'Daj mu poriadnu!/Daj mu do držky!’ - we use this during the fight on ice. There are a lots of variations, but this is the most nice way to cheer for our men.

'Konečne to tam dali!/No hurá!’ - we use this terms when we (finally) shoot the goal. Again, this is the most nice way to put it. We like to randomly scream and jump around and pour our beer all over the person sitting in front of us too.

'Zas to henten posral!/Čo robiš zas padaj do brány/k bráne!/Dorážkuuuu jasné nechytil to ten krivý debil!/Prihraj!’ - etc. This random quotes mean just that we’re really skeptical nation, and we swear over every uncaptured pass. (Again, these are the nicest. We swear a lot during hockey.)

Being from Slovakia is really nice, since everyone thinks we’re pretty flegmatic… (And don’t know who or where we are or think we’re the same with Slovenia so our national anthem must be the same…hahahhaha to fakt nie)
But then you invite us to watch hockey match together and you’re confused when you find yourself in the hospital, because you said something we didn’t like much. Never insult our hockey team.
Only we could do that.

Pesma za nju,

Svaka devojka i svaka zena na ovoj zemlji,

Ponekad mozete osetiti da niko ne ceni vasu vrednost

kad ljudi kazu da ste lepi,tesko je poverovati

verovati u sebe je potpuno drugaciji osecaj,

ali nije to tvoj ten ili sminka na licu

to odredjuje ko si kad se probudis svaki dan,

ne pokusavam da budem gorak,samo bih voleo da te vidim bolje

i momci ako postoji devojka koju volite  onda idite i uzmite je

neka joj niko nije ispricao da je vredna toga,niko nije savrsen,

ali svi zasluzuju da osecaju ljubav od druge osobe

niko nije savrsen ali svi zasluzuju ljubav


I ja,nadam se da ces naci pravog momka

nadam se da ce te lepo tretirati i da ce te on razume

jer ti zasluzujes sve najbolje i nista osim toga

zelim da budes sretna i nasmejana

ne padaj na drugog momka ako nije pravi za tebe

padaj na momka koji ce uciniti sve za tebe i boriti se

zrtvovati bol i svadje zbog tebe

koji ce ceo zivot lezati kraj tebe


Mnogo devojaka kazu da su muskarci isti

Pa kako to moze biti istina ako ne znate ni njegovo ime,

ako nikada niste osetili njegovu bol i ne znate sta se igra u njegovom mozgu

sta ako je on taj koji ce ti pomoci da se izvuces iz kise

sta ako on zeli da vam napravi takav dan,vidite da nije fer,

razmislite o tome kako to zvuci iz perspektive momka

kako mozemo zasluzuti postovanje ako se ne postujemo

Ako vas on tretira kao princezu a ne kao predmet zelje

I zeli da bude tako,da bude iskra u vasoj vatri

nadji nekoga ko ce te vecno voliti i cvrsto drzati


Znam da nisam bio pravi momak za tebe,

nadji nekoga ko ce te voleti i cuvati vecno

kome ces biti prva pomisao kad se probudi

i zadnja misao sa kojom zaspi,

zelim ti svu srecu i svu radost u zivotu

nadi nekog ko ce zrtvovati svoj zivot za tebe

samo za tebe…


7.jul 2017 Vilijam Sekspir