I’ve been an asshole recently. I’m sorry. Hell, i didn’t want to make my own personal blog here, but people kept begging me to. I am my own person, and i have my own life.
But that’s not the point.
I really do love the creativity i see in this fandom, and the devotion people have to it. Its amazing one small game i made has had such a huge effect on the world ( well, not that large ). It’s great that more people understand that fighting isn’t always the answer ( Though I didn’t even think the game would revolve around that when i started making the game ). I really do wish this blog could coexist apart from undertale, but if you really want to talk to me about it, sure, why not. You want to make NSFW art, sure. If you want to put unique spins on undertale, that’s also ok.
-Basically, Lance is a god of water and beauty (I’m mixing a lot of my mythology knowledge into this au)
-Shiro was a a traveling astrologist and merchant until he was caught in a battle that got him captured as a slave for an enemy empire. He was then used as a gladiator and released as the Champion when he lost his arm in his final battle
-He now kind of wanders as the weird wise guy who is in his twenties and only has one arm
-Lance is one day messing around and loses his magic urn, dropping it to Earth by mistake
-Lance ends up going down to Earth to find it, and comes across Shiro in the streets and observes this amputee telling all kinds of glorious gladiator battles to children giving him bread in exchange
-Enthralled, Lance asks Shiro to help him find his urn in exchange for a new arm
-Shiro doesn’t really believe in magic, but travels with Lance anyway bc he’s nice like that
-Lance ends up creating a magic arm from a star and gifting it to Shiro, who is incredibly stunned and promises to even give his life to Lance in the mission to find the urn
-They come across beasts and stuff, like giant serpents, minotaurs, and even a tribe of cyclopses
-Lance ends up getting a minotaur horn as a new enchanted healing tool
-Cute hotspring date where Lance asks about each of Shiro’s scars and soothes him during a nightmare later that evening
-Lance learning of human customs, Shiro finding Lance’s curiosity adorable
-They fall in love somewhere along the way
-Shiro is almost killed, Lance uses the horn to heal him and they fight about the use of it when Lance says something along the lines of “I’m immortal and you are not, I can sit still for centuries and never age but you die in under a century. You promised to give me your life, right? So use it to live the mortal experience for me!”
-Shiro is touched and they continue on to where their adventure takes them to meet Pidge, a forest nymph, who found Lance’s urn and is willing to give it back bc “The urn was flooding everything.” (It’s a magic urn belonging to a water god,, what were u expecting??)
-Lance ends up getting sick before he departs from Shiro, who is confused bc why is a god getting sick????
-Lance ends up leaving ill, and Shiro is lonely and worried but like it’s not like he can tie a god down
-Eventually, a year after Lance’s leave, Shiro is greeted by a dream telling him to go to the flower field where Lance left
-Shiro finds a human Lance there, who is shivering and complaining about the cold
-”What are you doing here? And where’s your urn? Did you lose it again?”
-”I forgot my favorite human here– and Keith was getting really irritating when he complained about the underworld. Mind if i stay with you for the human experience?”
-”I’d bring down the very heavens singlehandedly if you ask it of me, Lance.”
-(Keith is like, the son of Hades or smth,, idk)
-Happy endings all the way, they grow old together, and when they die Lance is a god again and Shiro is made into an immortal with Allura’s permission