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husband! Vernon

requested by anon: “Can I request Husband Vernon?”

Admin note: This was surprisingly difficult to write for… Hope you enjoy!

  • probably got all of svt to shop for a ring and to help plan everything
  • honeymoon in New York City
  • Vernon probably doesn’t want to settle for normal suburbia life
  • probably you’ll live in a penthouse with an amazing view either in Seoul or NY
  • you’ll adopt a puppy!
  • Hansol and you would walk the dog in the early mornings with your arms linked
  • you take turns making each other breakfast, though he can’t do anything too elaborate
  • would look up recipes
  • prob sticks to omelets or scrambles
  • and when all else fails toast or cereal
  • both of you would sleep in until noon on weekends
  • wake up to bacon and hip hop playing over the speakers in the house
  • hip hop plays often in the house
  • lots of kisses and cuddles
  • just about everywhere
  • because Hansol is soft and fluffy
  • might be watching tv or typing on your laptop
  • you could be making breakfast, lunch, or dinner
  • sleeping, cleaning
  • anything really and he’d somehow manage to peck you on your cheeks or lips playfully
  • “bet you can’t get me back” as he runs past you down the hallway
  • grocery shopping is ridiculous
  • “HANSOL, YOU’RE GOING TO KNOCK DOWN THE APPLES!”
  • would push you around in a shopping cart
  • even though you’re not a kid
  • “ok but if kids can do it, why can’t we do it too?”
  • “because we’re adults?!?!?”
  • “that’s a sad reason, y/n”
  • you’d probably be trying to decide between two brands of orange juice
  • and he just walks by, kisses your cheek and runs down the aisle
  • “Hansol!!!!”
  • your closet is mixed
  • you can almost never tell who’s clothes are who’s
  • so you just where whatever
  • “y/n are those my sweatshirts?”
  • “well maybe if you’d stop putting your stuff with my stuff in the closet, there wouldn’t be this confusion, Vernon!”
  • “Nah, it’s fine, you look good in it.”
  • which stops you dead and he’s just laughing knowingly
  • he’d stay up late at night when you have deadlines to make for work
  • rubs your shoulders and makes coffee
  • and just sits across from the table watching you work
  • prob falls asleep at the table too
  • so you have to wake him up when you’re done and half-drag him to bed
  • you’d both be cooking dinner
  • and some song comes on that’s lit af
  • and both of you get turnt, dancing in aprons
  • using your spatula as a microphone and passing it to Hansol on the rap lines
  • might get a few noise complaints because of that
  • date nights include concerts, movies, the occasional magic show bc Vernon is a child
  • lots of pictures are taken everywhere by the both of you no matter what you’re doing
  • if he’s working late, he refuses to let you stay up
  • would literally tuck you into bed and hold you down until you promise to go to sleep
  • and if you’re ever sick, his whole world gets turned upside down
  • and he stays home cooking, and cleaning, and checking up on you
  • and giving you lots of hugs
  • although this always leads to him catching whatever it is you have
  • so whenever one person is sick
  • the both of you become sick together
  • no exceptions
  • so you both share a blanket while lying on the couch dying with two rolls of top one for each of you
  • maybe watching SpongeBob (LMAO)
  • vernon’s wife is svt’s wife according to their logic
  • so when you come to the studio to give him food and probably something he forgot
  • “wifey can you PLEASE bring me my notebook, love you”
  • at LEAST one person bombards you with questions
  • “have y’all been freaky lately”
  • “y/n i want to be an uncle” 
  • “uhhhh”, you say
  • probably end up giving some excuse before dashing away
  • passing vernon his stuff, you tell him
  • “ha ha, tell them we’re trying”
  • “LMAO, VERNON!!! BUT WE AREN’T”
  • “accidents happen” 
  • he flashes you his best childish grin
  • “i can’t with you stop” 
  • you laugh ready to leave
  • then the hiphop team all crowds into the studio
  • “yooo vernon when can i be an uncle”
  • vernon opens his moth to reply but you cut him off
  • “NO IM LEAVING BYE.”
  • you hear them laughing and shake your head, before you close the door behind you, you want to tease vernon just once
  • “your getting the couch tonight~”
  • “NO IM SORRY!”
  • you close to door giggling, hearing the sound of the other guys laughing their arses off

Originally posted by sneezes