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Cecil and Carlos playing dungeons and dragons with Steve, Abby and a few other close friends. Steve’s character just wants to befriend everyone. Carlos made himself the DM because he was the only one who knew how to play (and he is best at the numbers) but now it’s just turned into a massive game of Cecil giving long and dramatic descriptions of his character’s epic feats and Carlos explaining why that’s not even scientifically possible, not to MENTION not allowed by the rules,

As a DM this makes me very happy,,,, I imagine Carlos makes these super intricate detailed stories and the only one who actually follows it completely is Janice. The rest of them just kinda dick around with NPCs

The Unwritten Rules of the Convention

1. You will see furries. Do NOT go near them. DO NOT.

2. Homestucks always travel in packs. If you see a lone Homestuck, you may be about to be ambushed.

3. There are two food trucks. There is only ONE you buy from. Whether it’s your favourite or not.

4. If the con is not within two blocks of a coffee shop, it is a commercial flop and not worth attending.

5. There WILL be grown men in skin tight costumes. Just avert your eyes to your level of comfort and forget about it.

6. Every single outlet will be in use. Every single one.

7. There is only one role-playing party in the games room at one time. If there are more, a volume and ‘fun meter’ competition will inevitably break out.

8. If you see the Parent™, go easy on them. They are in an alien world of anime body pillows and Steven Universe cosplays and they are frightened.

9. Expect memes.

10. Every merch booth must have at least ONE Pikachu themed item.

11. There also must be at least one booth selling tails and ears.

12. DOGS ARE ANGELIC BEINGS OF CHAOS. THEY HAVE THE ABILITY TO STOP ANY CON EVENT IN IT’S TRACTS WITH THEIR MAGNETIC PROPERTIES.

13. It doesn’t matter if your Iron Man cosplay is made of real iron and has working technology. If you are in the junior category, the sniffling five year old in the Link cosplay made of paper will always win.

14. Someone will be on the roof.

15. Those cheap plastic tokens? $20.

16. Avoid eye contact with the sixty year old man in the MLP cosplay.

17. If you appear even the slightest bit female, you WILL get harassed by a douche boy who thinks you’re a ‘fake geek girl’. This boy will always be in a t-shirt with an image such as Deadpool or the Star Wars logo.

18. There must be AT LEAST ten people in ‘Keep Calm’ shirts.

19. That actor does not want to be there.

20. COSPLAY FIRST AID KIT PEOPLE ARE GODSENDS

21. There WILL be a human!Bill cosplay. There will also be a Cecil Palmer cosplay. DO NOT MIX THESE TWO UP YOU WILL DIE.

Pretty sure I drove through Night Vale on my way home tonight.

“We invite the children of same-sex couples to listen,” said the radio announcer. “We invite the children of different-sex couples to listen. We do NOT invite the Children of the Corn to listen.”

“Not that there’s anything wrong with that,” a different voice cut in. “Some of our best friends are…” *realized what he was saying was ridiculous* “… corn.”

Person: *has fandom shirt on*

Me: cool shirt.

Person: oh thanks are you a fan?

Me:yes

*5 hours of non-stop Talking of ships, fanfics and theory’s*

Person: bye

Me: bye

*go on Phone*

Me: *texts* anyway as I was saying…