p: mulaney


I don’t look older, I just look worse, I think. Honestly, when I’m walking down the street, nobody’s like “Hey look at that man!”, I think they’re just like “Whoa! That tall child looks terrible! Get some rest tall child! You can’t keep burning the candle at both ends!”

john mulaney; feel free to use as an icon if that’s what delights you.


I wish Mulaney just did whole show about explaining iconic 80s flicks.

look, I’ve heard every reason under the sun about why you don’t like Mulaney

(trust me, everyone for some reason feels the need to tell me, as if I’m the person that wants to hear that kind of thing)

but for the love of god this is the best moment of the series and deserves literally any attention thanks and goodnight