p: jonathan toews

  • Jonathan Toews: *makes all star captain*
  • Jonathan Toews to media: I am so honored, it should be fun
  • Jonathan Toews: This is my time to get back at kaner
  • Jonathan Toews: but wait they could spin this as "captain serious" not being able to let anything go.
  • Jonathan Toews: It could be a joke though, i can be funny, I CAN BE FUNNY
  • Jonathan Toews: but that was years ago Jonathan, Kaner still had his hair then.
  • Jonathan Toews: Oh, oh no. what if i pick sharpy first and THEN Kaner,
  • Jonathan Toews:
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  • Jonathan Toews: WAIT SHIT IS SHARPY GOING TO BE THERE??
  • Jonathan Toews: *checks online*
  • Jonathan Toews: Oh thank god
  • Jonathan Toews: Whatever Kaner's going last and i'll punch him in the head if he calls me captain serious

A huge thank you goes out to Judd Sirott for asking the important questions.