p: i want your face

Idk why people always portray Alfred as such a righteous and selfless guy like guys I need a fic where he is willing to sell out his friends just because someone gave him a shit load of money. I NEED A FIC WHERE AT FIRST HE SEEM LIKE SUCH A GOOD GUY BUT THEM THIS HANDSOME BUT VERY BAD PERSON COMES UP AND SEDUCES HIM and not with his good looks but WITH MONEY

anonymous asked:

dont give a fuck you still ugly af

Oh welcome back!! 

I am assuming that you are the anon from 4 months ago who had such lovely things to say about my appearance! 

While you have been gone I have continued being adorable as fuck!

Like so~!

Oh right but you said something, yes…

But what is this?

It seems I can’t hear you

Over the sound of people saying fantastic things?

How tragic

I suppose I will just continue to be fabulous then!