p r o c a s t i n a t i o n

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More doodles bc I have a need to do it to my other Adds
also reply to @notsoactive‘s post. GDI

fndm-trsh-sht  asked:

k a y s o -h i g h k e y c a n o n d a r k b u t- i l l s t i l l l e t p p l s v o t e- h hh h h hn n n g g ng g g g ggggggg

Funny how the prospect of losing your choice suddenly makes you make up your mind.

Christmas Wishlist

A professional recording of The Great Comet

Bee movie 

A Professional Recording Of Heathers

All of the Shrek series

A Professional Recording Of The Great Comet

A Professional Recording Of Be More Chill

A PROFESSIONAL RECORDING OF THE GREAT COMET

Some colored pencils

A P R O F E S S I O N A L R E C O R D I N G O F T H E G R E A T C O M E T 

fndm-trsh-sht  asked:

o h a n d a l s o- s o m e i n f o a b o u t m y a l t s a n d s a l s a / m e g a c h i p- i f u r c u r i o u s- *itsinthevoid:"}* N O O N E C A R E S T H O I L L R O L L O N O U T- *rooooooooollllllllllllllsssss*

Of course the corn chip has additional beings piggy backing onto their soul. That’s sort of what corn chips do, they’re a means for transferring other foods that have no structure on their own: salsa, queso, chilli, etc. So I am not at all surprised.

  • People using an Ouija Board, 2096: What do you want?
  • Me: t o c r a c k o p e n a c o l d o n e w i t h t h e b o y s
  • People: ...What?
  • Me: s o m e o n e p e e d i n t h e b a l l p i t
  • People: We don't understand! Please, who are you?
  • Me: s h r e k i s l o v e s h r e k i s l i f e
  • People: Shrek? What is Shrek? Is that your name?
  • Me: *the entire Bee Movie script, one letter at a time*

J I M 🔥Y O U R E 🔥6'11 🔥A N D 🔥Y O U 🔥 W E I G H 🔥9 0 🔥P O U N D S 🔥G U M B Y 🔥 H A S 🔥 A 🔥B E T T E R 🔥 B O D Y 🔥 T H A N 🔥Y O U 🔥 B O O M 🔥 R O A S T E D 🔥 D W I G H T 🔥 Y O U R E🔥 A 🔥 K I S S 🔥A S S 🔥B O O M 🔥 R O A S T E D 🔥 P A M 🔥Y O U 🔥F A I L E D 🔥A R T 🔥 S C H O O L 🔥 B O O M 🔥 R O A S T E D 🔥 M E R E D I T H 🔥Y O U V E 🔥 S L E P T 🔥W I T H 🔥 S O 🔥M A N Y 🔥G U Y S 🔥Y O U R E 🔥 S T A R T I N G🔥T O 🔥 L O O K 🔥 L I K E 🔥 O N E 🔥 B O O M 🔥 R O A S T E D 🔥K E V I N 🔥 I 🔥C A N T 🔥D E C I D E 🔥 B E T W E E N 🔥 A 🔥 F A T 🔥J O K E 🔥A N D 🔥 A 🔥 D U M B 🔥 J O K E 🔥 B O O M 🔥 R O A S T E D 🔥 C R E E D 🔥 Y O U R 🔥 T E E T H 🔥 C A L L E D 🔥Y O U R 🔥 B R E A T H 🔥 S T I N K S 🔥B O O M 🔥 R O A S T E D 🔥 A N G E L A 🔥 W H E R E S 🔥 A N G E L A 🔥 W H O A 🔥 T H E R E 🔥 Y O U 🔥 A R E 🔥 I 🔥 D I D N T 🔥 S E E 🔥 Y O U 🔥 T H E R E 🔥 B E H I N D 🔥 T H A T 🔥 G R A I N 🔥O F 🔥 R I C E 🔥B O O M 🔥 R O A S T E D 🔥 S T A N L E Y 🔥 Y O U 🔥 C R U S H 🔥 Y O U R 🔥 W I F E 🔥 D U R I N G 🔥 S E X 🔥 A N D 🔥 Y O U R 🔥 H E A R T 🔥 S U C K S 🔥B O O M 🔥 R O A S T E D 🔥 O S C A R 🔥 Y O U 🔥 A R E 🔥 O S C A R 🔥 Y O U R E 🔥 G A Y 🔥 A N D Y 🔥 C O R N E L L 🔥 C A L L E D 🔥 T H E Y 🔥 T H I N K 🔥 Y O U 🔥 S U C K 🔥 A N D 🔥 Y O U R E 🔥 G A Y E R 🔥 T H A N 🔥 O S C A R 🔥 B O O M 🔥 R O A S T E D 🔥 A L R I G H T 🔥 A L R I G H T 🔥 E V E R Y B O D Y 🔥 Y O U 🔥 K N O W 🔥 I 🔥 K I D 🔥 Y O U 🔥 K N O W 🔥 I 🔥 K I D 🔥 Y O U 🔥 G U Y S 🔥 A R E 🔥T H E 🔥 R E A S O N 🔥 I 🔥 W E N T 🔥 I N T O 🔥 T H E 🔥 P A P E R 🔥 B U S I N U E S S 🔥 S O 🔥 U H 🔥 G O O D N I G H T 🔥G O D 🔥 B L E S S 🔥 G O D 🔥 B L E S S 🔥 A M E R I C A 🔥 A N D 🔥 G E T 🔥 H O M E 🔥 S A F E 🔥

Updated Masterlist | 4.23.17

{Every time I update, I will change the date }

T O M  H O L L A N D 

Dating Tom Holland Would Include
You and Me
A Total Mess
More Like Her
Hands to Myself
Honest  |||  Part Two 
Tom & OFC
Prank Imagine 
Ex-Girlfriend Interview Imagine
Lovey Dovey Interview Imagine
Celebrity Crush Interview Imagine
Dressing Formal Imagine 
Thanking Tom Imagine
Facetiming Tom Imagine

P E T E R  P A R K E R 

Let it Grow 
Atoms
Just Smile
Secrets
Stay Away
Savior
Friendly Neighborhood Spiderman
Closed Door
Rain-Check
Finding You Outside Imagine
Finding Out Imagine
Finding Out (shorter version) Imagine
Project Help Imagine ||| Part Two 

J U G H E A D  J O N E S 

What Do You Feel ||| Part Two 
Black Sheep 

A R C H I E   A N D R E W S 

Misplaced Trust
Never Alone

C H R I S  E V A N S 

Stolen
Stone Cold Sober
Far From Boring 
Fatherhood Interview Imagine
Father Chris Imagine
Spilling The Beans Imagine
Taking Off Shirt Imagine
Giving In Imagine
Meeting New Boyfriend Imagine
Laughing Game Imagine
Divorcing Chris Imagine
That Look Imagine

S T E V E  R O G E R S 

Age Of Ultron Imagine
Asking For Permission Imagine
Disagreeing Sokovia Accords Imagine

S E B A S T I A N  S T A N 

Drunken Nights
Simple Hello  ||| Part Two
First We Had  ||| Part Two
Parting Ways
Annoyed Imagine
Don’t You Do That Interview Imagine

B U C K Y  B A R N E S 

Doll
Ghost 
Flawed
Brain Scrambled Imagine
Steve Telling Bucky Imagine
Afraid To Leave Imagine
Finding Out He Killed Imagine
Sent To Kill Imagine

T J  H A M M O N D 

She’ll Be The Death ||| Part Two 

J E F F E R S O N 

Wildflower

S H A W N  M E N D E S 

Roses

H A R R Y  S T Y L E S 

War Is Love |||  Part Two
Reaction Imagine
Caught In Interview Imagine

E D D I E  R E D M A Y N E 

Three Words
Panicked Interview Imagine
Platonic Interview Imagine
Platonic Interview Part Two Imagine
Costar Imagine

N E W T  S C A M A N D E R 

Newt Dating a Muggle / No-Maj
The Greatest Creation |||  Part Two
Yer A Wizard
I Wouldn’t Mind / OFC
Talking About You Imagine
Amazed By You Imagine
Dramatic & Sick You Imagine

E Z R A  M I L L E R 

Low-Cut

C R E D E N C E  B A R E B O N E

My Credence Plea
Under The Mistletoe
Monsters Lyrics
Helping Him Imagine
Helping You Imagine

D R A C O  M A L F O Y 

Bite The Hand That Feeds
Last Straw
Change Of Heart

H E R M I O N E  G R A N G E R 

Flustered Times
Good Advice
Crush Imagine

F R E D  W E A S L E Y 

Sentimental Gift Ft. George Weasley
Lost & Found
Take Care Imagine

S I R I U S  B L A C K 

The Return Of The Jackal
Son Imagine
All This Time Imagine
Getting Killed Imagine

R E M U S  L U P I N 

Sneaking In Late Imagine

H A R R Y  P O T T E R 

A Nervous Wreck
Dumbledore’s Army Imagine

H P  A E S T H E T I C S / M O O D B O A R D S 

Slytherin 
Slytherin 2
Herbology

S C O T T  M C C A L L 

Innocently Deadly
Finding Out Imagine

S T I L E S  S T I L I N S K I 

Denying You Imagine

P E T E R  H A L E 

Being The Reason Imagine
Leave Me Alone Imagine

S P E N C E R  R E I D 

Being Late Imagine
Your Voice Imagine

A A R O N  H O T C H N E R 

Jack’s Favorite Babysitter Imagine
Jack’s Favorite Part Two Imagine

// fic rec blog //

c y p h e r

☆ ━ personal faves

note: so this is a mobile masterpost of my fave fics by the talented fic writers we’re lucky enough to have in this fandom. please go give them all the love they very much deserve! also huge thank you to them all for sharing their works with us :)


S E O K J I N

» GREAT ROMANCES OF THE 21ST CENTURY by floralseokjin

» CHARM ME by jungblue

» PERFECT by btssmutgalore 

» A KISS ON THE LIPS by kimtrain

» IN EVERY LIFE, I WILL FIND YOUR SHOULDER TO CRY ON by versigny

» DR. KIM by btsfiles

» ROOMIE by hobibliophile

» WASHING MACHINE by btssmutgalore

» OFF LIMITS by floralseokjin

» UNTIMELY CONFESSIONS by jjungkooked

» SWEET by war-of-hormoan

» EPHEMERAL by donewithjeon

» SWEET INEDIBLE THINGS by kimtrain 


Y O O N G I

» MISS DIAL by versigny / cyphertrip

» A TICKET TO THE SUN by gukvory

» BAD HABITS (FOR A HEARTBREAKER) by jungkxook

» MR.MIN by ellieljade 

» SUGAR? YES, PLEASE by btsfiles 

» HAPPILY EVER AFTER by jeonseok

» DON’T FALL IN LOVE WITH ME by an-exotic-writer

» A BRUSH OF SILK by kimtrain

» SONATA FOR A FROZEN HEART by pantaemonium

» SO THIS IS LOVE by seoulscapes

» AQUIVER by floralseokjin

» THE EQUATION OF LOVE by kookingtae


N A M J O O N

» PEACHES AND CREAM by kimtrain  

» FIVE MONTHS by elliljade

» SHIPS IN THE NIGHT by jungblue

» DRIP by seokvie

» THE TAKE-HOME TEST by versigny

» GRIM REAPER by park-jimeme

» PARTY POOPER by btsfiles

» DON’T CARE ABOUT THE PRESENTS by hobibliophile

» CONSTELLATIONS by yoongguksx


H O S E O K

» TRANSFERENCE  by jeonjagiya

» THE BOOKS HAVE EYES by cosykims

» A SHOT OF WHISKEY by kimtrain

» LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD by chimdeer

» TAKE IT OUT ON ME by btsfiles

» MIRRORS by yoongguksx

» ONLY MINE by ellieljade


J I M I N

» SURPRISE, SURPRISE by jiminniemouse

» A BITE OF THE APPLE by kimtrain

» SECRET DESIRES by kainks

» TRUE FEELINGS by kookingtae

» CUPID’S BOW by tayegi

» GANG!AU by park-jimeme

» SATURDAY NIGHT by helloblamebts

» LOCKED IN LOVE by jiminniemouse

» LAVENDER HUES by inktae

» IMPROVISE by workofteaguk

» SIDEWALK SUGAR by an-exotic-writer

» SIN CITY by btssmutgalore


T A E H Y U N G

» AWAY FROM THE SUN by inktae  

» THE WINGS OF A DEVIL by kimtrain

» RUNAWAY by jungkxook

» SMILES & NOSE FRECKLES by seokvie

» YOU NEEDED ME by baeseoul

» OUTLINES by seokline

» MIRRORS by jungblue

» REMEMBER THIS by yoohtae

» SLIP THROUGH THE SEAMS by deerguk

» PILLOW FORT by workofteaguk

» THE T-SHIRT THIEF by jungblue

» NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE by hobibliophile

» BETTER THAN WORDS by jjungkooked


J U N G K O O K

» HIRAETH by jungkxook

» LUST AND ERRORS by imaginethisbts

» BAD HABITS (FOR A HEARTBREAKER) by jungkxook

» DAMN THE DELIVERY BOY by deerguk

» IN BLOOM by tayegi

» A SIP OF THE GRAIL by kimtrain

» ORANGE TULIPS by kainks

» BLUE ORCHIDS by inktae

» TATTOO!ARTIST by btsfix

» PROPOSALS by pjxmin

» PHOTOGRAPHS by helloblamebts

» PHASES by yoohtae

» APOLOGIES by seokline

» HOPELESS HEARTS by workofteaguk


M U L T I

» TASTE by jungblue

» POUR UP by jungkxook

» THE SWITCH by kookingtae

» PHILOPHOBIA by minsvga

» CHILDREN OF THE NIGHT by minsvga

» LAB PARTNERS by jungblue

» SHAMELESS by imaginethisbts


M E M B E R X M E M B E R

» ARCANUM by through_the_looking_glasses (on ao3)  

» HICKORY by rix (on ao3)  

» BECAUSE FRIES AND MIXTAPES by hoars (on ao3) 

» SOMEWHERE LIKE THIS by yoohtae 

» HOUSE OF CARDS by sugamins (on ao3) 

» LOOK HERE by bazooka (on ao3)  ☆ 

» WE ARE LIKE PARALLELL LINES (NO WAY WE’LL MEET) by tteokie (on ao3) 


[last updated 20-06-17]

fourth of july: fahc edition

(bc i’m slightly tipsy and there’s already ppl shooting fireworks outside)
(under a read more bc i have no control  and must be stopped)

jack

  • wears bright red lipstick and blue eyeshadow bc she’s feelin p a t r i o ti c
  • is in charge of the food
  • her apron says “quit bitchin’ in my kitchen”
  • actually the kitchen is strictly off-limits while she’s cooking get the fuck outta here
  • seriously one time she threw a knife at ryan’s head when he tried to grab a potato chip
  • goes all out for the fourth of july y’all. we’re talking buttery corn on the cob, fresh guac, fried green tomatoes, salted watermelon, mac n cheese, apple pie mmmmMMMMM
  • follows an old patillo family recipe to make the best goddamn potato salad this side of the mississippi river holy shit like,,, it’s so fucking good god bless the patillos
  • uses a secret ingredient in her potato salad that she’ll take to her grave don’t even bother asking buddy she’ll laugh in your face
  • (jeremy thinks it’s white wine)
  • (gavin thinks its cocaine)

geoff

  • wears leather sandals and american flag-printed board shorts why geoffrey why
  • is in charge of drinks
  • obviously
  • imports single malt whisky straight from scotland
  • then steals 2 dozen crates of bud light from the 24/7 supermarket down the street
  • geoff there’s literally only 15 people at this party do you really need 10 bottles of tequila
  • likes making mixed drinks for people who didn’t order them
  • his “signature drink” is called The Firecracker™
  • everyone’s pretty sure it’s just fireball and actual gasoline
  • always ends up ranting about how fucked up the american founding fathers were
  • “guys thomas jefferson was such a dick i fucking hate that dude”
  • “we know geoff”

ryan

  • shifts into Ultimate Dad Mode™ on the fourth of july bless his heart
  • unironically wears USA t-shirts from old navy and a backwards baseball cap
  • it makes him look * c o o l *
  • is in charge of the grill
  • looks way too comfortable using a meat cleaver and a butcher knife
  • ryan that’s just *beef* in those burgers right?
  • has an AK-47 strapped to his back just in case they come
  • “just in case who comes?”
  • “they”
  • likes to sing 80’s rock music while grilling 
  • there’s a video of him belting jessie’s girl into his spatula
  • ryan is not aware of this video
  • it’s saved on jack’s laptop (encrypted and password protected)

jeremy

  • is in charge of the music
  • turns into the biggest Dudebro™ on the fourth
  • yells ‘merica before doing anything
  • uses red white n blue spray-on hair color and completely fucks up the bathroom sink with it
  • his playlist is called “'freedom muthafukaaaas”
  • songs include: bruce springsteen’s “born to run”, warrant’s “cherry pie”, ELO’s “mr. blue sky” and abba’s “dancing queen”
  • insists on being called DJ rimmy tim for the whole day
  • keeps trying to get people to play pool volleyball with him
  • drinks anything geoff puts in front of him
  • he and jack end up trying to parachute from the cargobob into the pool
  • “jerEMY NO”

michael

  • is in charge of the fireworks
  • doesn’t buy fireworks tho are you kidding me fuck that this isn’t amateur hour sON
  • spends all of april/may developing homemade fireworks with trevor and matt
  • has almost lost multiple fingers while testing their creations
  • also nearly blinded himself while trying to modify a bottle rocket
  • tbh this is the most dangerous thing he does all year and he’s a Professional Criminal for a living
  • created a firework that explodes in bright red brocades and makes the air smell like roses
  • he calls it “the lindsay”
  • every year there’s an illegal massive fireworks show on mt. haan that gets set up anonymously and is electronically detonated
  • everyone knows its the fakes but literally every person in town comes out to watch it and it’s basically a los santos tradition so the LSPD are like ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 
  • they get a tupperware of potato salad for their troubles
  • (it’s the best goddamn potato salad they’ve ever had)

gavin

  • likes to remind everyone that’s he’s british and that he’s offended by their patriotism
  • “congrats on your bad healthcare and shite chocolate”
  • paints a lil british flag on his cheek bc fuck u guys
  • but then #brexit rip
  • has the most insane shit delivered to the penthouse for Funsies™
  • last year it was a massive bouncy castle that blocked off the whole street
  • the year before he brought five thousand water ballons filled with ice, blood, flour, and some weird goo he somehow smuggled in from china
  • jeremy almost had to go to the hospital
  • geoff was not a fan
  • literally no one has a clue what gavin has planned for this year and they’re not sure if they should be terrified or excited
  • (it’s actually a lads vs gents nerf battle with tranquilizer-loaded darts)
  • (geoff will not be a fan)

the fakes

  • just bc it’s a national holiday doesn’t mean they’re not heisting
  • jack wears his gaudiest hawaiian print
  • ryan switches his black face paint for blue (sometimes he’ll even add stars)
  • the lads load up on homemade grenades and bombs that sparkle and whizz as they detonate
  • they hit every major bank and big business within the city limits as the los santos sky explodes with color
  • on july 5th, planned parenthood, greenpeace, the national immigration law center, the trevor project, the ACLU and countless other NGOs get their annual summer donation - always impressive, always anonymous
  • bc the fakes know that they’re country is no longer truly the land of the free
  • and they may be criminals but goddamnit they’ll do their best to fix it
  • bc who better than america’s most wanted can give america what it needs the most?
i thought about kissing you today
and yesterday
and the day before that.
i know i’ll think about kissing you
tomorrow
and the day after that
and some more days after those days.
i think about kissing you
slowly
and tracing my fingers along
your lips.
i think about kissing you
in your car, in the rain, on your doorstep.
i think about kissing your
dimple, your cheek, your spot.
i think about kissing only you,
not anyone else,
just you.
—  p i l l o w  t h o u g h t s  b y  c o u r t n e y  p e p p e r n e l l