p er fect

SNS Headcanons (◡‿◡✿)
  • Naruto and Sasuke are Workout Pals™, and they will outdo each other, don’t fight me on this. 
  • Naruto and Sasuke know when the other needs space or doesn’t want to be alone.
  • Sometimes Sasuke can’t sleep after nightmares and gets really restless because of that, so he tries getting out of bed quietly to kill the hours in another room. He also doesn’t want to disturb Naruto’s sleep, but Naruto always wakes up, like, 15 seconds after Sasuke and joins him. He makes him tea, and they talk idly until the sun rises and Sasuke has forgotten about his night terrors.
  • Naruto and Sasuke are??? Literally??? So smitten with each other, it’s ridic.
  • Sasuke: *pulls his hair up in a ponytail* Naruto: *gasps, clutches heart* Bea utif ul, p er fect ♥
  • When they go out anywhere together, their outfits complement each other all the time. They’re not even actively trying or planning what clothes to wear—it just happens, they’re #goals. 
jeremy heere x reader head canons !!

someone requested this elsewhere and i decided it’d be fun to put it here too, because there aren’t all that many bmc fics or something

this is w a y too long
like this is like points for a really cliche fic rather than head canons but that’s probably cause it’s a vague request and i got carried away ( i had fun with this )

-so like,, you started as friends having totally S L A MM E D into some dork in the hallway who was listening to bob marley
-news f l a sh : that dork was michael mell
-you two turned out to be fast friends real quick
–((after levels of apologies from both of you))
-the quick friendship would’ve been the same with jeremy
-w O U L D V E
-if he wasn’t such a nervous geek.
-BuT doNt woRry yOu secRetLy tHink iTs hEllA hEckIn cuTe
-so like jeremy slowly gets the nerve to talk to you more and like it’s interesting to watch
-cause he does it at inappropriate times
- like ,,, he’ll just start lAughiNG really awkwardly and loud like a solid minute after a joke you make
-or like “oH hEy (y/N) hAvInG a fuN daY of criPPLing soCiAl impAriTy ?”
-just cause like the boy has no idea to talk to you
-and believe me he hits up michael after school just slamming his head on the dashboard of michaels pt cruiser
-“i do n t kNOW HOW TO TALK TO THEM M I C H A E L”
-“i can see that, jeremy”
-“ NO BUT LIKE I C A N T TALK TO THEM”
-“jeremy, buddy, we can all tell”
-and so jeremy will just attempt to redeem himself but eventually michael just pushes him into them thinking ‘well if it worked with me it’ll work with him’
-he was kind of right?
-jeremy got way too nervous but eventually (y/n) was like ‘i’ve had enough of this’ and foRCES them to socialize ,, whilst making sure he’s like comfortable? like he doesn’t hate them ???
-so after that whole awkward weird phase, it turns all into the three amigos
-like they’re the mega geeks and losers but
- they aren’t TOTAL losers ??
-because people have a lil more respect for jeremy and michael after the squip incident,, which kind of just died over after a few months
-so like y'all will just ch i ll in michaels basement and ya know he gets the stoned™ sometimes but that doesn’t matter because
-you and jeremy are pure (lol jk they get the stoned™ sometimes too)
-and like everything is good and great and fun and games and all the bonding
-and jeremy and you got like this B O N D thing where you went from awkward to buddies™™™
-so it’s just like,,, good?
-until jake starts hitting on you
-o h y e s when the bisexual jake //he’s kinda gay and i’ll fight// starts to
-get all
-romantic
-to the good ol amigo
-and so like,,, you’re kinda into it ? you think jake is pretty cute and hey he’s a fun guy
-so you start hanging out more
-and michaels all upset that it’s a two player game™ again but he still feels blessed to at least hAVE a player two
-but jer over here is like o k a y so first christine and noW thEm whAt The fuDgE sanDwiCh
-and like no no you’re not just ignoring your dorks you still hang out with them
-but like it’s just less
-and so jeremy starts to get kinda pissed around you (which, no offense, love, but that’s kinda hypocritical)
-but michael is being sweet and small and favoring all his time with you cause he takes what he can get
-but because jer y'all get a w k w a r d
-and sure you and jake aren’t technically dating but there were times you did get a little hot and steamy and make out and jeremy ended up finding oUt and hE jUst feLt bETRAYeD
-and so jeremy starts cutting you out and it’s making you sad
-so you go to confront him about it ( in a kind way )
-and so you’re all like “yo, heere, what’s wrong lately?”
-and he’s all upset but can’t think of anything rude to say to you because you’re p ER FECT and he’s just “i don’t know why don’t you ask jake ?”
-and you’re pretty oblivious and you’re casually thinking he feels dejected about being friends and “i’m still hanging out with you and michaels happy with it i don’t know why you’re so upset? i’m still trying to be your friend?” and you’re genuinely confused and feeling pretty bad because jeremy is your G U Y and you just l oVe hIm
-and he just gets so mad he tries to like move his arms in this angered way or some shit but then he just f l a i l s them at his side and he lets out a groan and moves his hands to cover his face and tug on his hair ( kINKY)
-and you’re starting to get more worried about jeremy but you’re also thinking that maybe he just hates you and you’re getting really nervous and you feel like you’re gonna cry but you D ONt let yourself cry
-so you’re looking at jeremy looking all sad and angry and useless and h o p e l e s s and you just feel this wave of guilt thinking you caused this and you mutter out a sorry and go to walk away , which is when you feel the tears alMOST ALMOST fall but you’re being a sTroNg perSon
-and he goes to let you walk away and then he looks up and he can just tell by your posture that you’re totally broken
-like you’re slouching JUST a bit more, and your hands are half heartedly in your pockets, and your feet scuff just slightly
-and then the boy gets his own guilt
-so he just grabs for your hand
-and that turns into a fumbled mess because youR hAnDs arE in yOur poCkEtS so hE jUst gRaBs yOur wrIsT
-and you get really confused and turn and look at him and
-he’s just got this look?
-and it’s got so many emotions and you’ve never seen him like this
-like he’s got this anger, and sadness, and fear and longing and this emotion you doNt uNderStand and ITs aLl sO capTivAtIng
-and before you can ask anything
-jeremy just t r a n s f or. m s from this awkward geeky boy who couldn’t remember his name when he first met you, to this strong confident knight in shining armor
-and he leans in and just kisses you
-but just understand this is going from experienced jake who knows how to kiss to passionate and in love smol boi
-and he’s not quite sure what he’s doing but it feels right to him and he just cares so much
-and you feel yourself totally just fall under everything he’s doing and practically mE LT
-then you realize you didn’t kiss back and he realized it too so he pulls back
-“i-i’m so sorry ? i shouldn’t have done that i’ll go oh my god i’m so sorry.”
-the rambling continues and small cute jeremy is back and you just crack a smile and he gets confused and even more self conscious and you just quickly kiss him
-and he doesn’t comprehend it
-“my apologies for not responding to those actions, i was lost in thought per se. we’ll have to retry that sometime”
-so you’re walking away and jer got confused cause you don’t normally talk like that and he’s like what you mean
-and then it kicks in and his face goes R E D (more than before, which he didn’t know was possible)
-he’s just trying to get something out but he can’t and he just lets out a “o-okay!” and he totally voice cracks and he knows he voice cracked and you know he voice cracked and the whole
world knows he voice cracked but it really doesn’t matter and the last thing you do is just shoot jake a text
-“jeremy just kissed me” and he immediately responds “ F I N A L L Y. hoW mAnY tiMes dO we hAve tO maKe oUt foR thaT.”
-sure enough there’s quickly another text from jake “one more time?” and you let out this abrasive loud laugh"
-“prolly not jakey- d but thanks for the offer i’ll keep it in mind.”


okay that’s it and it was long and stuff and yes but yeah

anonymous asked:

your teddy lupin ones then :D

  • GENDERFLUID TEDDY THO
  • matching his hair colour to whoever he was with when he was younger
  • still kissing andromeda goodbye when he goes out even when he’s like seventeen
  • asking harry if he can also drive a ford anglia to hogwarts when he was younger omg
  • his patronus and his boggart are both wolves OOPS
  • METAMORPHMAGUS TEDDY IS ADORABLE
  • changing into ted tonks on his birthday to make andromeda smile and seeing her eyes watering and getting upset
  • MAKING ANDROMEDA BAD PANCAKES FOR MOTHERS DAY TO LET HER KNOW HE APPRECIATES HER
  • TEDDY/VICTOIRE
  • him not inheriting werewolf genes but still getting really irritable on full moons and him and vic just sit in silence
  • ACTUAL NERD TEDDY LUPIN
  • very very clumsy fight me on this
  • he smacked vic in the face during the world cup tho
  • harry gave him the marauders map first tbh
  • ADORING LILY LUNA POTTER AND SPOILING HER LIKE CRAZY
  • beating up all the people who made her cry BC THAT’S MY SISTER YOU GIT
  • he was a hufflepuff YES OKAY
  • he has piercings and tattoos YES
  • but he still gave fleur flowers when he went on his first date with vic
  • he tripped and smashed them in his own face
  • over protective teddy lupin is everything
  • ACTUAL MASSIVE DORK
  • thinks he can use his metamorphing skills on the professors and at first doesn’t understand why they laugh
  • P ER FECT COM BINATION O F RE MUS AN D TO NKS
  • grew up with the wotters tho
  • TEDDY/DRACO BONDING I AM LAUGHING
  • ‘james u nerd shut UP’
  • 'ur the nerd teddy YOU STILL COLLECT CHOLOCATE FROG CARDS’
  • edward ‘teddy’ lupin is my life tbh 
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It's a Sickening of the Heart (12139 words) by coffeeinallcaps [AO3]

Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Teen Wolf (TV)
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: Author Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Relationships: Rafael McCall/Stiles Stilinski
Characters: Stiles Stilinski, Rafael McCall, Sheriff Stilinski, Scott McCall, Melissa McCall, Lydia Martin, Kira Yukimura, Isaac Lahey
Additional Tags: Psychological Trauma, Self-Destructive Behavior, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Explicit Sexual Content, Praise Kink, Dom/sub Undertones, Manhandling, Age Difference, Power Imbalance, Secret Relationship
Summary:

In which Stiles, struggling to cope with the aftermath of his possession, finds what he didn’t know he was looking for in his best friend’s dad. There’s no collision. No screeching tires, no crunch of metal folding in on itself. Stiles has to pull over to breathe through the overwhelming waves of disappointment and relief that crash through him, and that’s how Rafael McCall finds him, with his head clenched between his knees, fingers buried in his hair, trying and failing to suck air into his burning lungs.