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“In every episode of our cartoon (yes we mean every episode), we’re gonna start with the A plot, featuring two step brothers doing something loosely related to the main plot. The younger step brother says his catchphrase that, again, will be repeated in every single episode of our show. The boys invent something that’s probably too complicated for their age. The aforementioned younger brother will ask where his pet platypus is (yes, a platypus, and that’s another catchphrase that will be repeated throughout the show) and unbeknownst to anybody else on their family, it turns out that this platypus actually works for a secret agency filled with animal secret agents. The B plot features said pet platypus trying to stop a bumbling scientist for taking over the country with his outlandish inventions, all of which have -inators at the end of their names. Oh, but wait there’s a C plot too! It features the older sibling trying to show her mother what her stepbrothers are up to, only to find out that through some inexplicable reason, the B plot has interfered with the A plot and made the boys’ invention disappear, not leaving a single trace of it behind, therefore making the sister look like a lunatic. Oh and also there’s a song in every episode. Again, we will repeat he same formula in every episode, but we will find new, hilarious, heartwarming and inventive ways to make it seem fresh in the eyes of our viewers and make them remember these great characters for many years to come, bringing them unforgettable experiences.”

Happy 10th anniversary, Phineas and Ferb.

actually yknow what fuck it. no ones forcing people to care about m/f relationships we’re talking about the biphobic treatment in this fandom and how lance’s bisexuality doesn’t really matter unless he’s in a relationship with another guy, and how fujoshis hate women getting in the way of a m/m ship. that’s what we’re asking you to care about, not ships

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Seeker, Chaser, Keeper
By Organization for Transformative Works

Author: VivacissimoVoce | Word Count: 59.1k | Rating: NC-17

Summary: Rumor has it that a wealthy investor is starting up a brand new professional Quidditch team and he’s looking for players. Harry and Draco both want to make the team, but there can be only one Seeker. Will competing for the position bring them closer or drive them further apart?

Review: Probably my favourite Quidditch drarry story! Because yes, it has all those things we love about this most beloved trope - match thrills, hot sex, “competitiveness” as a mask for intense flaming attraction lol - but so so much more. 

All the featured characters are just so cool! It’s extremely fun reading as well, with rather unique ideas and a very well played out plot with some of the best characterisations and dialogue. An immediate rec for anyone looking for some fun and entertaining reading :) 

Content/Warnings: Quidditch, Humour, Physical Training

Mood Music: Work This Body - WALK THE MOON

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Rough layout of Mayor Maple’s house. I made it in HHD, so if you actually want to walk around it then ask me and I’ll send you the code.

Feedback and criticism is welcome and encouraged! I wanna make my house as spectacular as possible.

any girl group kpop vid: *male actor playing love interest*

me: i mean that’s cool and all but i’m here for the lesbians………..

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Elegance's Eloquence
By Organization for Transformative Works

Author: lomonaaeren | Word Count: 7,622 | Rating: M

Summary: Draco Malfoy is in charge of getting Harry Potter ready to appear in public, per the Minister’s say-so. He might also be in charge of rather more than that, but Harry is unsure about this.

Review: Something about me really, really likes the idea of Draco being Harrys stylist :D

Content/Warnings: Romance, Fluff

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black astronauts who have traveled into space [x]

‘Ello people of Tumblr!

Yes, I am opening commissions, for I am broke sometimes, and my sister sorta got in a c ar accident hu h ahh

For the most part I’ll draw anything, except for NSFW stuff, at least not y e t, but I will draw some suggestive stuff if wanted.

Be aware, I can and sometimes is a busy person, and also fairly laz y so it maaaay take a little time till your commission’s done, thanks to school and all that.

Again, as said before, try to avoid detailed characters please! They can be kinda time consuming.

If in the case I have gotten more commissions than expected, (which is pretty darn great, but I doubt that’ll h appen), I’d might have to make slots for people, so be aware of that too!

Reblogs are greatly appreciated, but if it cramps up ya blog’s style, I completely understand, so don’t worry about it too much!

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The Fancy Dress Party
By Organization for Transformative Works

Author: Omi_Ohmy | Word Count: 6.3k | Rating: NC-17

Summary: Draco has been pining over Harry for years. Pansy comes up with a plan to get Harry to notice him, which involves everyone dressing.A bit of fluffy fun I wrote to entertain myself.

Review: Just the loveliest, sweetest fic with just the right amount of flangst and “unrequited loved” (lol, as if).

Content/Warnings: Pining, UST