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Imagine:

Years ago, you were a powerful villain who was captured by S.H.I.E.L.D. and put in Cryogenic storage because there was no other option. After doing some research, Loki learned about you and became obsessed. So much, that he looked for you and woke you up, knowing that you’d seek revenge and he would be more than willing to help.

after months of military arrest, sassy femshep has no fucks left to give when those dang reapers show up

I will most likely never finish this so take it takeittakeittakeit

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a series of unlikely crossovers: 

c: That’s it! I am officially over candlelight
k: Really?  I’ve heard some people find it —
c: — Quaint? Romantic?  That kind of wore off after lighting five billion of them.