I deserve go to hell :’D

Dedicated to the voice actors who have made my favorite underswap fontcest audios that I ever heard :’D
@fillsyouwithdirtysins
@sinfulseeds
@flargahblargh

if you know other one, please let me know ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

imagine pocket-sized jimin suddenly running across your table, holding up a toothpick like a sword and dramatically shouting “it is i, jimin!! and i am here to fight away your negative emotions!!!!!” and pocket-sized jungkook would pop out of nowhere in a huge black oversized tee screaming “yOU WILL NOT DEFEAT ME!!!!”. they would proceed to playfight with their toothpick swords and it would end with jimin pretending to stab jungkook in the heart, causing him to dramatically fall to the ground. both of them would erupt into loud laughter and they would remind you that they loved you and they hoped you feel better soon before running away and leaving you with a silly grin on your face.

the signs as Jake English quotes
  • Aries: Fuck this witch i have lots of guns and reckless bravado and i want to stop her. Ill pick up where my grandma left off!
  • Taurus: Sure bro, I have always believed in you!
  • Gemini: I thought you were supposed to know that seeing how YOU ARE LITERALLY MY BRAIN!!!!!!
  • Cancer: Shut up theyre just thoughts its not even like im trying to have them THEY DONT MEAN ANYTHING!)
  • Leo: I am cool as SUCH a cucumber.
  • Virgo: Sigh. Like i said my life is many different hells of complicated.
  • Libra: If squirreling me away in the calaboose like this is payback for the way i behaved youve got to believe me i never meant to hurt you jane! Im doing my best here and thats the real simon pure... SCOUTS HONOR!!!
  • Scorpio: YOU'RE LYING YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE THE POWER TO GIVE ME A PHANTASMAL ERECTION!!!!!
  • Sagittarus: That maybe there is something special about me that nobody can understand. And maybe thats why i always seem to be botching things up the wazoo with my pals. Maybe thats why i feel like such a loner. I dunno. Im rambling and ive been thinking about it a lot lately. What about you?
  • Capricorn: Like theyre all part of a really long term and esoteric courtship process that is bizarre but somehow makes perfect sense in his mind.
  • Aquarius: Your contraption and its busy fists just royally kicked my ass. And that sure as god made little green apples isnt all there is to say on the matter!
  • Pisces: I DON'T WANT OUR WORLD TO BE TURNED INTO WATER WORLD! THE MOVIE WAS GREAT BUT NOT *THAT* GREAT!