A little little owl!
This juvenile little owl arrived at the centre today after being found alone. Sadly, despite significant efforts, no sign of the nest or parents could be found.
He is uninjured, but too small to go back to the wild just yet, and so we need your help!
Little owls at this age become imprinted very easily and this one needs a friend to stay with until it can be released. Do any other rescue centres have a little owl to pair up with ours? He urgently needs a friend!
Please share this far and wide; hopefully he can find a companion soon!

Bokuto probably has a pair of owl uggs that he wears before and after practices, and the rest of the team absolutely hates them. And Akaashi has tried to burn them on several occasions but Bokuto always keeps a close eye on his favorite shoes. He calls them his “hootie booties”

Akaashi calls them a mistake


There was the Mindelan device: a gray owl, wings outstretched, on a blue field rimmed with cream. There were two differences between this shield and those of her brothers. On Kel’s, the owl hovered over a pair of crossed glaives, cream embroidered in gold, matches for a Yamani glaive. The other difference was the shield’s border: it was formed by two thin rings, the outer blue, the inner cream. A distaff border, the heralds had named it, the coat of arms of a lady knight.

- Squire by Tamora Pierce

I thought it was high time to do some Tortall-inspired crochet, and who better to become a cuddly toy/blanket than the Protector of the Small? You can see the grey blanket taking shape behind Dragon, who is helpfully modelling the shield until Keladry gets arms and a head.

( @knottahooker @markdoesstuff @tamorapierce )

My Family

Jonathan was tired, his son Ashton was only 11 months old. Ashton’s mother, Jonathan’s ex-girlfriend, died during childbirth. Amy, the mother, was a drunken mistake at one of Luke’s parties. It’s not that Jonathan didn’t love his son, no he loved him to the moon and back. Jonathan was just tired from all the crying. Jonathan’s best friend, Evan, was staying at his place for three weeks due to his place being renovated.

It first started when Jonathan and Evan were sitting on the couch, Jonathan started falling asleep until Ashton started crying making him groan and Evan smile softly. “I’ve got him Jonny take your nap.” With that Evan left and a few minutes later it was silent. Jonathan woke a few hours later in a panic and headed to his son’s room. Sitting in the rocking chair was Evan who was asleep rocking a sleeping Ashton against his chest. Jonathan smiled at them and covered them with a blanket. Ashton started getting fussy and Jonathan turned back around to grab him but Evan started humming softly, putting Ashton back to sleep. Jonathan chuckled softly at the two then left. Jonathan found himself back on the couch and dozed off again only to be awoken two hours later to his son tugging on his shirt and something that smelled delicious. “Now now Ash, let Daddy nap.” Evan says picking him up not noticing that the blue eyed male was awake. “It’s time for you to eat.” Ashton cooed and started speaking gibberish, giggling making Evan laugh. “You’re so adorable!” He says taking Ashton with him into the dinning room. Jonathan silently followed the two and smiled at them. “Will you be a good boy while I get your plate?” Evan asks and Ashton giggled looking at Jonathan. Evan turned and let out a surprised ‘manly’ scream making Ashton giggle more. Ashton cooed happily seeing his father. “Jonathan Denis!” Evan scolded the other male making him laugh. “What’s wrong Hoodini?” Jonathan giggled out and laughed when Evan hit him in his chest. “Fuck you.” Evan mumbled, his cheeks flushing a bright pink color. Jonathan laughed then kissed his son on the head.
“Now now Evybear that’s no way to talk in front of Ashton.” Evan huffed as he sat a small plate in front of the small human, who happily ate the Apple sauce. Once everyone was fed, Ashton was on the floor playing with his stuffed Raccoon and Owl giggling. Evan was sitting on the couch watching him with a smile on his face while Jonathan was doing the dishes. “Ma- Mama” Ashton cooed making grabby hands at Evan. Evan’s eyes widened then he smiled gently and joined Ashton on the floor. Jonathan walked into the living room to find his son in his best friends lap playing with blocks, his heart fluttered at the sight. “Ma-Ma” he heard Ashton coo looking up at Evan; Evan kissed his forehead. “I’m uncle not mama.” He said softly. Ashton wasn’t having none of that and pouted tearing up. “Ma-ma ma-ma ma-ma ma-ma.” Ashton repeated over and over. “Ok, ok Ash.” Ashton grinned widely up at Evan. Jonathan frowned Ashton didn’t remember his mother and that was alright, but Evan wasn’t his mother even though Jonathan loved Evan with all his heart and would love to be with him there was only one problem Evan was straight.


Evan and Jonathan were sleeping on the couch while the TV was playing softly in the background when Ashton started crying. Jonathan opened his eyes when he felt Evan get off the couch. He watched Evan yawn then stretch and headed upstairs to where the crying child was. Jonathan decided to follow him and stand outside the room. He peaked in to see Evan bouncing Ashton then he started softly singing

“Hush-a-bye baby
On the tree top,
When the wind blows
The cradle will rock.
When the bough breaks,
The cradle will fall,
And down will fall baby
Cradle and all.”

Soon Ashton was sleeping and Evan was heading back downstairs and joined Jonathan on the couch again. “We should get married.” Jonathan said casually making Evan look at him like he had three heads. “What?” “You and me. We should get married.” Evan rolled his eyes at Jonathan’s joke. “Why?” “Cause for the past two weeks you’ve been here, whenever Ashton started crying you’d always go calm him down. I feel like we might as well be married.” Evan sighed “Sure but I’m not wearing a dress.” He went along with the joke. “Of course you’d be wearing the dress. You’d be my wife after all.” Jonathan giggled.

The three weeks had passed and Evan was back home in his own house and that made Jonathan and Ashton sad. Jonathan was sitting in the living room with Ashton, who was frowning. “What’s wrong baby boy?” He asked his​ son. “Mama?” Ashton questioned​ looking at the door. Jonathan frowned “Uncle Evan had to go home.” He said softly to his son.

Years went by and Evan got closer to Jonathan and Ashton. Ashton’s 4 year old little self was running around in the back yard laughing and playing with his toys. “Ashton! Come here sweetie! We’ve got to go pick up uncle Luke!” Jonathan called for his son. “Want Momma!” Ashton pouted. “No baby uncle Evan has things to do today.” Jonathan hoped his son would get the hint and stop calling Evan ‘momma’ “Not Uncle! Momma!” Jonathan sighed as his son chanted 'Momma’ “If you’re good I’ll call momma and see if he’d like to play with you.” Jonathan gave in, making his son cheer.

Jonathan and Luke watched Ashton as he giggled and played in the sand box. “He thinks Evan’s his mother and I’m not sure how to explain that he’s not.” Jonathan explained to his brother. “What do you mean?” “Well whenever Ashton sees or talks about Evan he calls him Momma. We’ve even told him that it’s uncle not Momma but he wouldn’t have it.” “MAMA!” Ashton yelled. Jonathan and Luke looked up to see Evan with Lilly, his beautiful albino German Shepherd, and Midnite, his German Shepherd and Husky mix. Ashton left the sand box and ran up to Evan grinning from ear to ear. “Mama!” Ashton said holding his arms up towards Evan. Evan chuckled softly and picked the small boy up. “Hi Ash.” Ashton buried his face in Evan’s chest smiling. “Missed Momma.” Jonathan watched Evan bite his lip. “I missed you too.” Evan says hugging the small child. Lilly and Midnite ran up to Jonathan barking happily. Shortly​ after Evan walked up to them. “Hey guys​.” “He Ev.” Luke and Jonathan responded. “I believe this is yours.” Evan tries to hand Ashton over but the boy keeps his grip. “No want Daddy! Want Momma!” Jonathan sighed. “Alright baby.” Evan sat Ashton down and he tugged Evan’s pants leg. “Momma come play?” “Ash-” Jonathan started to say but Evan cut him off. “I can’t really play today. I’ve gotta take my puppies for a run.” “Oh.” Ashton frowned. “But if it’s ok with Daddy and if you be good I’ll play with you tomorrow.” The boys eyes sparkled. “Please Daddy???” He begged his father. “Sure baby.” “YAY!” Ashton squealed happily. “I love you Daddy!” Jonathan smiled at his son. “I love you too baby.” Luke smiled at them. “Well I’m going to take off.” Evan hums turning. “Wait Momma!” Ashton hugged Evan and he returned the hug. “I love you too Momma! Just as much as I love Daddy.” Jonathan and Luke seen Evan’s eyes widened. “I-I love you too.” Ashton smiled then grabbed Luke’s hand and pulled him to the sand box. “Bye bye Momma.” Ashton cooed. “Bye baby.” Evan whispers softly. Without another word Evan left with Lilly and Midnite. “Oh Evan.” Jonathan whispers.


Jonathan tucked his son into bed. “Daddy?” Ashton asked yawning. “Yes baby?” “Does Mommy love me?” The question took Jonathan by surprise. “Why do you ask that?” “Because Mommy doesn’t stay with us. Is it my fault?” “No! No baby, Mommy loves you and so does Daddy. It’s just complicated between Mommy and Daddy.” “Oh. Do you love Mommy, Daddy?” Jonathan’s eyes widened. “Yes baby. Daddy… Daddy loves Mommy, but Daddy’s not sure if Mommy loves daddy.” Ashton nodded and yawned again, snuggling his owl and Raccoon. “Night night Daddy.” “Night baby.” Jonathan whispered and kissed his sons head. That night Jonathan awoke to Ashton sobbing and bolted to his sons room. “Baby what’s wrong?” Jonathan panicked but his son wouldn’t stop crying. “I want Momma.” Ashton choked out between sobs. Jonathan runs into his room and grabs his cellphone and dials his best friends number. “Hello?” A sleepy voice asks after the third ring. “Ev, I’m so sorry it’s late but can you come over?” “Jonathan? It’s 3 am, can’t it wait?” “It’s Ashton Ev.” Jonathan heard Evan’s breath hitch. “I’ll be right over.” Was all Jonathan heard before the line went dead.

Evan ran as fast as he could, he had ran out of his house in only a pair of owl pj bottoms. Soon the CanAsian reatched his best friends house and went right inside. Jonathan lead Evan to Ashton’s room and Evan instantly picked the sobbing boy up. “Momma!” The boy whimpered out. “Shhhh. It’s ok baby. M-Momma’s here.” Evan rocked the frightened​ child, unsure of how to calm him down until it hit him. Evan took a deep breath and started to sing.

“Hush little baby, don’t say a word,
Mamas going to show you a hummingbird.
If that hummingbird should fly,
Mama’s going to show you the evening sky.

When the nighttime shadows fall,
Mama’s going to hear the crickets call.
While their song drifts from afar,
Mama’s going to search for a shooting star.”

Ashton had stopped sobbing at point and was drifting off to sleep, so Evan continued his song.

“When that star has dropped from view,
Mama’s going to read a book with you.
When that story has been read,
Mama’s going to bring your warm bedspread.

If that quilt begins to wear,
Mama’s going to find your teddy bear.
If that teddy bear won’t hug,
Mama’s going to catch you a lightning bug.

If that lightning bug won’t glow,
Mama’s going to play on her old banjo.
If that banjo’s out of tune,
Mama’s going to show you the harvest moon.

As that moon drifts through the sky,
Mama’s going to sing you a lullaby.

So hush little baby don’t you cry, cause Daddy loves you and so do I.”

Tears filled Jonathan’s eyes once Evan stopped singing and kissed the sleeping child’s head. The lullaby was beautiful and Ashton was finally asleep. Evan placed the sleeping child back into his bed and turned to Jonathan, smiling softly. Jonathan opened his mouth to say something but Evan covered it and whispered. “Let’s talk downstairs.” Jonathan nodded and took Evan’s hand, leading him downstairs to the living room. “Thank you, Evan. I don’t know what happened.” Evan just smiled. “It’s alright. I’d do anything for that boy.” “He loves you, Mommy.” Jonathan found himself saying and Evan smiled​. “He loves you too, Daddy.” “He’s not the only one who loves you Mommy.” Jonathan closed the distance between them and looked down at Evan. “Oh yeah? Who else loves me Daddy?” Evan wrapped his arms around Jonathan’s neck and Jonathan wrapped his arms around his waist. “Daddy loves Mommy too.” Jonathan whispered against Evan’s lips. “Mommy loves Daddy.” Evan mutters then Jonathan closes the distance, kissing Evan passionately. When they broke away they curled up against each other sharing small kisses, soon falling fast asleep too dream about their now complete family.


Little Owl (Athene noctua) by Phil Winter

yeldatova  asked:

"eyeglasses" for SQ :)

Regina grabbed Henry’s hand before he could dart into the store. Knowing his grace–which he unfortunately inherited from his other mother–he would tear down every display, shatter every lens, and perhaps set a fire somehow. Even at five years old, he had a certain tenacity–which she would take credit for–that didn’t bode well for delicate objects or confined spaces.

“Regina, he’s just a kid.”

She glared at Emma, who glared back. “He needs visual assistance.”

“The eye doctor said he was almost where he needed to be.”

“You’ve worn glasses before, haven’t you?”

Emma tucked her hands in her pockets. “Well, yeah.”

“Did you vision get any better when you weren’t wearing them?” She tugged Henry up on her hip when he tried to snag a pair of owl rim glasses. He was getting too heavy for this sort of thing, but she valued the closeness.

“I’m just saying, kids are gonna, y’know, make fun of him. Call him four eyes.”

Regina softened. “If that happens, we’ll have a serious talk with the school and the parents. I understand your fear, but I can’t impair his growth.”

“I know.” Emma rubbed the back of her neck, looking distinctly uncomfortable.

“We can’t save him from everything.”

“I’m the savior,” Emma offered weakly. “Right?”

“Yes, dear.”

anonymous asked:

What about a relationship between Gryffindor girl and a Hufflepuff boy?

Anonymous said to gryffindor-headcanons:
Sorry if you’ve answered this already, but a Gryffindor girlfriend with a Hufflepuff boyfriend? :)

Anonymous said to gryffindor-headcanons:
oooh could you headcanons for a Gryffindor girl x Hufflepuff boy?? thanks I love the blog!!

Anonymous said to gryffindor-headcanons:
Gryffendor girl and Hufflepuff boy relationship ❤️

Ok, Gryffindor girl and Hufflepuff boy, let’s see if I can do this one justice:

  • Their first date was at Madam Puddifoot’s. The Hufflepuff was extremely nervous, and was making sure to hold doors and pull her chair out for her.
  • Gryffindors have a reputation as chivalrous and the Hufflepuff wanted to make sure he made a good impression
  • The Gryffindor thinks it’s absolutely adorable, but assures him pretty quickly that there is more to chivalry than the old idea of Knights and Ladies and proper manners.
  • It helps him relax (doesn’t completely relax the manners though, he’s just like that)
  • Long walks around the grounds.
  • The Gryffindor always trying to get the Hufflepuff to bend the rules like, “James told me about this secret passageway that will take you right into the cellar of Honeyduke’s.”
  • “We have class.”
  • Please,” she begs and pouts at him, looking so cute that he can’t help but agree, the entire time thinking, this girl is going to be the death of me.
  • They don’t actually make it to Honeyduke’s because they realize that this is probably a much better place for a snog than a broom cupboard.
  • Sneaking out to the Astronomy towers to count the stars together.
  • She is always coming up with new ways to embarrass him because, “Merlin, he is so cute when he blushes.”

- Megan

Fire-Owls, Magic Bands, Wizard Vans, Otter Gods (Nick & Louis, ~1k)

Flash Fiction Challenge #3!  I’m late but I wanted to write it anyway so I did. The challenge was to write something based on this tweet thread. 

Louis is covered in yodeler blood.

It’d been an epic battle. There’d been three hundred demon yodelers, and it was just Louis and his fire owl and a pair of grumpy wyverns standing between them and karaoke night at the tavern in New Dork City.

Louis couldn’t let them get through.

And so, he’d swiped at the sweat on his brow, the spidermail scratchy against his skin, and he’d held aloft Mistress Murderbeak, the most magical knife in all the lands. He’d taken a deep breath.

“YO-DEL-AY-HEE-YOU-DEAD,” he’d shouted into the wind, his voice strong and sure, and in that instant time had frozen. The demon yodelers had hung suspended in the air, every last one of them. And then, all at once, they’d exploded. The sky became a sea of viscera, and it’d fallen to the earth like rain. It’d covered everything, and Louis had stood there through it all, waiting until the roar of so much falling demonic yodeler remains had subsided before putting his arm up and wiping the blood out of his eyes.

“Fuck yeah,” he’d said, once he could see. “It worked.”

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The Weapon(s) of Maha Lyehga:

Shortbow - typically favored by miqo’te due to their small stature, and Maha is no different. It is used primarily in hunting and training, has yet to be used in actual combat. Her childhood bow is broken, so this one is relatively new. Made of yew, it is painted dark red with black tips. A pair of owl feathers is attached to one end.

Hunting knife - used to cut vines and reeds, or to fend for herself in close quarters with her prey. It has taken two lives, and she refuses to replace it because of this. Knowledgeable smiths can tell it has seen better days.

Athame - more a tool than a weapon, as her fellow practitioners might say. A small, double-sided knife made of obsidian. It is used to cleave the metaphysical, and never for combat.

Longsword - A thin, unsharpened blade the length of her arm. Serves a similar purpose to the athame, but she uses it in ritual dances.

Starglobe - The one weapon she does use in battle. Like any starglobe, it gathers aether from the heavens and expends it in the form of star magic, for healing and harming both. It was crafted by an Ul’dahn goldsmith, from whom she is taking lessons to keep it in good shape. It is shaped like a sphere, which she finds aesthetically pleasing, and glows with astral energy when in use. She has named it after the primary star in the Ewer constellation (I have no idea if there’s an actual name for it but I’m imagining so.)

Tagged by @weepingknight (thank you!)

Tagging: everyone please do this I wanna see

Imagine your OTP

Person A: Oh come on, I have the sharpest senses than anybody else you know.

Person B: Just last week, you thought 2 bath sponges were a pair of owls.

Person A: Well if you’d stop buying them in bird colors, that would stop happening.

If you know what show this is from, I love you

BoKuroo Headcanons

Hiya! Along my way of developing my bokuroo fanfic, I have developed some headcanons of mine that I’d like to share. So, enjoy!

-The way Kuroo asked Bokuto out on a date was by playing the recorder version of My Heart Will Go. He even got down on one like he was asking for his hand in marriage. 

-Kuroo likes to sleep on top of the covers while Bokuto likes to envelope himself in them. 

-Once, when trying to steal the covers, Bokuto tugged too hard and flung himself out of bed. He couldn’t get out of his blanket cocoon and Kuroo had to come to his rescue.

-Kuroo will not let him live this down. 

-Kuroo likes to sing while cleaning. 

-Bokuto whistles while folding laundry. 

-Bokuto once came home to hear Kuroo singing and dancing to Fergilicious while vacuuming. 

-Neither of them swear much, but when Kuroo does, he gets creative.
-And I mean creative. 

-Once he stubbed his pinkie toe and shouted, “Dick on a stick!” 

-Bokuto can’t help but smile every time he kisses Kuroo. He’s just so happy to be with him. 

 -Kuroo once tried to spice things up in the bedroom and he lost the keys to the handcuffs. 

 -Kuroo has a pair of owl underpants that Bokuto loves. 

 -Bokuto likes to steal Kuroo’s Nekoma jacket from time to time. Kuroo enjoys this very much. 

 -Bokuto can’t watch Kuroo practice because his thighs distract him. 

 -Bokuto once brought home a cat and he named it Kuroo. 

 -Kuroo tried to change the cat’s name, but by the time he decided to do this, it wouldn’t respond to anything else. 

 -Kuroo has very sensitive ears, and instead of whispering provocative things in his ear, Bokuto likes to say random shit like “avocado.“ 

 -This causes Kuroo to jump six feet in the air and Bokuto to loose his shit because he got scared by fucking "avocado." 

-Kuroo tried on a maid dress as a joke and wouldn’t stop teasing Bokuto because he was turned on by it. 

-Bokuto likes to wrap his legs around Kuroo’s torso. It doesn’t even have to be sexual, he just likes knowing he’s close and being held by his boyfriend.

-When Bokuto wears his hair down, Kuroo likes to run his hands through it and twirl it between his fingers. 

-Kuroo is big on coming up behind Bokuto and hugging him. 

-Kuroo teases Bokuto about their small height difference while Bokuto teases him for their slight age difference.

-”Let me get that off the shelf for you, since, y’know, I’m taller.”

“You know, it isn’t nice to make fun of people older than you.”

“Two months, Bo!”

-Bokuto will send Kuroo random ass videos and pictures at 3am. (Based off an actual thing I do to my friend, haha.) 

-When they cuddle, Kuroo will sometimes put his face into Bokuto’s neck and keep talking about how much he loves him and how gay he his for Bo. 

Haha, so thats all I have for now, but I hope you liked it! I’ll probably have another post just like this in the near future, because I love these two dorks so much. 

Harry Potter Fanfiction: General Recommendations: Part 3

To Shape and Change By Blue Owl
Pairings: None Available
Bashing: None Available 
Warnings: Mild to Moderate Violence, OOC Behavior, OOC Personalities
Summary:  AU. Time Travel. Snape goes back in time, holding the knowledge of what is to come if he fails. No longer holding a grudge, he seeks to shape Harry into the greatest wizard of all time, starting on the day Hagrid took Harry to Diagon Alley. No Horcruxes.

Harry Potter: Dark Memories By Blue Owl
Pairings: None Available
Bashing: None Available
Warnings: Mild to Moderate Violence, OOC Behavior, OOC Personalities
Summary: Voldemort didn’t just give Harry some of his powers that night. He gave him all of his memories. With them, his allies and friends, Harry shall change the Wizarding World like no one ever before. LightHarry. GoodDumbledore. Chaotic magic. COMPLETE!

The Definition of Normal By Brilliant Lady
AO3 | AO3 
Pairings: None Available
Bashing: Dursley Family
Warnings: Child Abuse, Child Neglect, Manipulation of a Child, Minor Canon Characters, Original Characters, OOC Personalities, OOC Behavior
Summary: A young Harry learns the everyday power of words. He’s going to make the Dursleys happy by being “normal”. Then they’ll love him, just like they love Dudley! It’s a flawless plan… right? Smart!Harry, Manipulative!Harry, canonical level child neglect/abuse. Complete. Part 1 of the “Perfectly Normal” series.

A New Kind of Normal By Brilliant Lady
AO3 | AO3
Pairings: None Available
Bashing: Albus Dumbledore, Dursley Family
Warnings: Child Abuse, Child Neglect, Manipulation of a Child, Minor Canon Characters, Original Characters, OOC Personalities, OOC Behavior
Summary: Harry doesn’t want to learn magic or go to Hogwarts – he just wants to be normal, like the Dursleys. But a meddling, crazy old wizard won’t take “no” for an answer. Harry might have to learn how to be a normal wizard instead - but will he learn from Light wizards or pure-blood friends? Smart!Harry, Manipulative!Dumbledore. Complete. Part 2 of “Perfectly Normal”.

Parseltongue is Really Very Ordinary By Brilliant Lady
AO3 | AO3
Pairings: None Available
Bashing: Albus Dumbledore, Dursley Family
Warnings: Child Abuse, Child Neglect, Manipulation of a Child, Minor Canon Characters, Original Characters, OOC Personalities, OOC Behavior
Summary: Harry’s been learning about pure-blood culture, with Pansy’s help, and trying to blend in as an ordinary wizard. But will all his attempts at seeming normal be ruined when they find out he can speak to snakes? His Slytherin friends take the news differently than the Gryffindors. Smart!Harry, Sane!Voldemort. Complete. Part 3 of “Perfectly Normal”.

An Abnormal Godfather By Brilliant Lady
AO3 | AO3
Pairings: None Available
Bashing: Albus Dumbledore, Dursley Family
Warnings: Child Abuse, Child Neglect, Manipulation of a Child, Minor Canon Characters, Original Characters, OOC Personalities, OOC Behavior
Summary:  Harry finds juggling studying for his Muggle IGCSEs and his Hogwarts subjects harder than he expected, especially with the distraction of Sirius Black escaping Azkaban. What he really needs is more time… why does Hermione look so guilty when he says that? Smart!Harry, Grey!Harry, Sane!Voldemort, pure-blood culture. Part 4 of “Perfectly Normal”. Complete.

To Insult A Lady (Honorifics Matter) By Gezellig
AO3 | AO3
Pairings: None Available
Bashing: Draco Malfoy
Warnings: PureBlood Culture, Torture, Mild to Moderate Violence, Minor Canon Characters, Original Characters, OOC Behavior, OOC Personalities
Summary: Never before feeling such a sense of betrayal, Astoria took a step backwards. What had gotten into Heir Malfoy’s mind? To address a lady, especially a noble, and most certainly an Original in such a base manner was appalling. Heir Draco Malfoy gets a reminder of the proper ways to address a lady because, yes, honorifics do matter. Inspired by Ellory’s Pureblood Culture Series.

Harry Potter and the Golden Path - Year One By Heru Kane 
Pairings: Charles Weasley x Harry Potter | Sirius Black x Remus Lupin
Bashing: Albus Dumbledore, Dursley Family
Warnings: PureBlood!Harry, PureBlood Culture, Mild to Moderate Violence, Minor Canon Characters, Original Characters, OOC Behavior, OOC Personalities
Summary: We will be following the life of a more intelligent and powerful Harry Potter, one who seems to be constantly tested by Fate, Destiny, and Magic. This story follows him through his Hogwarts years and the friendships, connections, and powerful decisions he makes along the way. It will also see him taking his place among the elite of the magical world, that of the Empire of Albion.This story covers Year One of Harry Potter’s time at Hogwarts.

Silver Trinkets By Aya Ravensong (Th Madd Hatter)
Pairings: Lucius Malfoy x Narcissa Black Malfoy
Bashing: Albus Dumbledore
Warnings: Slytherin!Harry, Slytherin!Hermione, PureBlood!Harry, PureBlood!Hermione, PureBlood Culture, PTSD - Post Traumatic Stress Disorder, Depression,  Mild to Moderate Violence, Minor Canon Characters, Original Characters, OOC Behavior, OOC Personalities
Summary: Magical genetics are very complicated. Far more complicated than the typical witch or wizard knows. It was never as simple as Pureblood, Halfblood, Muggleborn. When one little girl-far too bright for her age-learns this, who she shares it with will lead the world into a revolution. But with age old prejudices ingrained into a society barely a decade after war, will this revolution be a good one? Can it? One little change on an otherwise ordinary day in Diagon Alley will lead to a chain of events that drastically alters the future of The Boy Who Lived. After all, there are millions of different ways a conversation in a robes shop can go.

Session Transcript By Last Crazy Horn
AO3 | AO3
Pairings: None Available
Bashing: Albus Dumbledore, Dursley Family, Draco Malfoy, Lucius Malfoy, Cornelius Fudge
Warnings: Brain Damaged!Harry, Transgender!Hermione, Female to Male!Hermione, Slytherin!Harry, Slytherin!Hermioine, Metamorphmagus!Harry, Child Abuse, Child Neglect, Transphobia, Minor Canon Characters, Original Characters, OOC Personalities, OOC Behavior
Summary: What happens when a brain damaged Harry and a transgender Hermione both get sorted into Slytherin? Snape’s not sure, but he thinks it’s likely to be an interesting term. This story follows various first years through the trials of their first year.

Burnt By Last Crazy Horn
AO3 | AO3
Pairings: None Available
Bashing: Albus Dumbledore, Dursley Family
Warnings: Disabled!Harry, Slytherin!Harry, Child Abuse, Child Neglect, Mild to Moderate Violence, Minor Canon Characters, Original Characters, OOC Behavior, OOC Personalities
Summary:  A disabled Harry comes to Hogwarts story. Everyone expects him to be like his dad, but how can he be with such a different past? A Slytherin Harry takes on Hogwarts in an unusual way.

Adventures in Magick By Pseudonymous Entity
AO3 | AO3
Pairings: None Available
Bashing: None Available
Warnings: PureBlood Culture, Mild to Moderate Violence, Minor Canon Characters, Original Characters, OOC Behavior, OOC Personalities
Summary: “What Would A Hero Do?” Newly crowned wizard and avid reader of fantasy fiction, eleven-year-old Harry Potter makes friends with the goblin standing outside Gringotts with unforeseen consequences. Armed with an unlikely posse -his insatiable curiosity- and a pocket full of questions, Curious!Harry embarks on his first year at Hogwarts. Merlin help us.

Shade By Rayning Night
AO3 | AO3
Pairings: None Available
Bashing: Albus Dumbledore, Dursley Family
Warnings: Master of Death!Harry, Multiple Harrys, Child Abuse, Child Neglect, Mild to Moderate Violence, Minor Canon Characters, Original Characters, OOC Behavior, OOC Personalities
Summary: “I don’t exist, and I don’t care to, anyway.” The first time, Harry’s sure it’s just coincidence. The second time, Harry’s sure it — he — isn’t. And in the times that follow, Harry still doesn’t quite realize how befriending his mysterious guardian is going to reshape the world and beyond. Time/Dimension Travel. GEN. HIATUS

The Secret of Slytherin By Kirinin
AO3 | AO3
Pairings: None Available
Bashing: None Available
Warnings: No Horcruxes, Mild to Moderate Violence, Minor Canon Characters, Original Characters, OOC Behavior, OOC Personalities
Summary: Amidst misconceptions and reconciliation, the lines that separate the Wizarding World will be destroyed. Enemies will serve one another as friendships are tested and forged. But first, the Sorting Hat has a message for Hogwarts… 1st in Kindred Powers

Geas of Gryffindor By Kirinin
AO3 | AO3
Pairings: None Available
Bashing: None Available
Warnings: Character Death, Mild to Moderate Violence, Minor Canon Characters, Original Characters, OOC Behavior, OOC Personalities
Summary: When Harry disrupts the spell to retrieve Sirius from the Veil, Ron and Draco find themselves in the middle of an ongoing war, forced to scramble and strategize as only they can. Elsewhere/when, Albus Dumbledore falls from the Astronomy Tower, Severus Snape is at wit’s end, and a desperate Draco Malfoy receives help from an unlikely source. In other words, TAKE THAT, CANON.

How To Raise A Dark Lord By Elvira Kitties
Pairings: Lucius Malfoy x Narcissa Black Malfoy
Bashing: Albus Dumbledore
Warnings: No Horcruxes, Mild to Moderate Violence, Minor Canon Characters, Original Characters, OOC Behavior, OOC Personalities
Summary: What is Vernon was a good guy and wanted to help Harry? What would happen is Harry was raised by Severus? If the Dark Lord wasn’t truly dead?

Sold By Elvira Kitties
Pairings: Lord Voldemort x Lucius Malfoy | Lucius Malfoy x Narcissa Black Malfoy | James Potter x Lily Evans
Bashing: Albus Dumbledore, James Potter, Lily Evans
Warnings: Mild to Moderate Violence, Minor Canon Characters, Original Characters, OOC Behavior, OOC Personalities
Summary: What would happen if James and Lily ignored Dumbledore’s advice and gave Harry to Voldemort?

The Sum of Their Parts By Hold My Beer
AO3 | AO3 
Pairings: None Available
Bashing: British Wizarding World
Warnings: Mild to Moderate Violence, Minor Canon Characters, Original Characters, OOC Behavior, OOC Personalities
Summary: For Teddy Lupin, Harry Potter would become a Dark Lord. For Teddy Lupin, Harry Potter would take down the Ministry or die trying. He should have known that Hermione and Ron wouldn’t let him do it alone.

Mirror Mirror (Twisted Glass) By Enigmatree
Pairings: None Available
Bashing: None Available
Warnings: Mild to Moderate Violence, Minor Canon Characters, Original Characters, OOC Behavior, OOC Personalities
Summary: In one world, Magic has a weird way of helping Her chosen to get through their trials easier. Sometimes, She doesn’t give luck to heros; She gives enjoyment. She gives a twist. She lets them fester their genius outside of the accepted bounds of society.In which Harry conquered Privet Drive and wants a challenge, Ron is looking for unusual ‘animals’ for his room-zoo, Hermione will finally get friends, Neville just wants someone to see his worth *honestly*, Draco will declare his independance, Ginny doesn’t like her name and Luna just doesn’t understand why people don’t learn their lesson.

The Black Resurgence By Alex Murray
Pairings: None Available
Bashing: Albus Dumbledore
Warnings: PureBlood Culture, Mild to Moderate Violence, Minor Canon Characters, Original Characters, OOC Behavior, OOC Personalities
Summary: Arcturus Black, Head of the Black Family, manages to free Sirius after only two years in prison. Free, though still believed to be a Death Eater by the public, Sirius raises Harry. As he deals with the aftermath of the war and Azkaban, Sirius begins re-evaluating his world view. He ran away from the pureblood world he was born into, believing it to be evil and wrong. But was it? Was Voldemort really fighting for pureblood supremacy? Or was he simply and evil mad man? Is Dumbledore truly good? Or a manipulative, power hungry man trying to shape the wizarding world to his desires?

bad pick-up lines. | bokuto koutarou x reader

requests are open!!

The strong aroma of freshly brewed coffee brought a smile to your face as you push past the door. It makes a small tinkering noise indicating that a customer–you in this case–had arrived and you caught a pair of owl-like eyes staring at you as you made your way to the register. A smile on his face as he greeted you, already punching in what you wanted.

“The usual right?” He asked, looking up at you and you nodded, laughing a little as you pulled out your wallet.

“Do I really come here that often?” You hand him your card and he swiped it, handing it over to you again. He chuckled, pulling out a medium cup from the stack beside him and plucked off the pen sitting between his ear.

He began to scribble down something on the cup. “Yeah, you do.”

You laughed again and tapped a finger to your chin, feigning deep thought. “Hmm I wonder what today’s terrible pick up line will be.”

The apples of his cheeks tinged a rosy shade. “H-hey! These are quality!”

You couldn’t help but giggle at his defensiveness as he began to make your cup of coffee.

“Sorry, sorry. I didn’t realize how much thought you put into them.” You said, trying hard not to smile to big. He’d think you were teasing him again, which you were but still.

He pouted as he secured the lid and handed it over to you, as he rested his free hand over his heart. “They’re straight from the heart.”

You suddenly feel your breath catch in your throat and face warm as your fingers touched and gazes locked. You’d definitely be lying if you said you didn’t have a small thing for the owl boy barista and maybe it was also the reason why you came so often. Clearing your throat, you regained your composure and pulled Bokuto out of his trance as well.

“Well, I appreciate it. Thanks, Bok–”

He shook his head and smiled. “Call me Koutarou.”

“Al-alright. Thanks Ko-koutarou. I’ll catch you later, yeah?” The name felt foreign in your mouth, yet it gave you a warm feeling. He was actually pushing past formalities and you couldn’t lie to save your life if you said you weren’t even a little excited.

He looked down at the counter, grinning shyly before glancing back up at you.

“Yeah, I’ll see you around, [Name].” He replied, waving as you exited the cafe. You couldn’t help but smile as you looked down at the cup, his messy hand writing scrawled across the styrofoam.

Been thinkin’ about you a latte…call me xx


anonymous asked:

gryffindor and slytherin girls? c:

Anonymous said to gryffindor-headcanons:

What would Gryffindor and slytherin girlfriends be like?

  • They have a tendency to fight about the silliest of things but the make ups are worth it
  • They are the type of couple who will do things like go for jogs together.
  • The Gryffindor will have lazy days though, where she will pout and be like, “Can’t we just stay here and snuggle by the fireplace?”
  • “No, as cute as you are right now, I did a three minute mile yesterday. I have to beat it.”
  • “Oh, fine! But I want the most romantic date that has ever romanced when we get back!”
  • “That sounds fair.
  • The Slytherin thinks that Valentine’s is a bit silly but she knows the Gryffindor is a hopeless romantic, and even though the Gryffindor will insist that she doesn’t want anything, the Slytherin will go all out for her girlfriend.
  • Like the Gryffindor will wake up to dozens of roses at the foot of her bed and sweet notes as well as sweet chocolates.
  • The Gryffindor is a bit more careless like, “All I got you was this heart-shaped box of Honeyduke’s chocolates.”
  • The Slytherin is like, “Ooo, chocolate, gimme!” and spends the next hour eating her chocolates and convincing a somewhat tearful girlfriend that she didn’t want anything more, “You’re the one who wants those grand romantic gestures, and I’m happy to do them for you. I don’t need them. It’s fine.”
  • “But still -” the Gryffindor will start but the Slytherin will interrupt her with a kiss. (She does that a lot actually, interrupts the Gryffindor with kisses.)
  • The Gryffindor will still plan a huge romantic date for the Slytherin sometime later in the week. 
  • And, as much as the Slytherin insists she doesn’t like or want them, the Gryffindor can tell how happy she is to receive it.

- Megan

Draco with a shoe obsession headcanon

Okay but lowkey doesn’t Draco strike you as the kind of guy to have the most fashionable shoes of the century? And not just a couple of high class expensive pairs that he busted money on. He’s got tons. And no one at school reeeallyy saw them because their robes always went to their feet, and seeing the tips of his shoes probably didn’t cause much attention.

But when he went plain and regular and showing off those different kinds of shoes, people just kinda went daaamn

Think about it, his school trunk was FILLED to the brim with pairs, and of course he had his own shrunken pocket armoire for his designer clothes don’t worry, but a TRUNK packed with shoes. So much so that he probably stored some under his bed as well.

He’s got everything, oxfords, brogues, calves, even sneakers that are ‘In’ in the muggle world. Brands that half of the people in the world would have to sell their house to afford, shit like that, in every colour that’s reasonable. He’s got it all.

So imagine Draco just kind of sitting on the edge of his bed, shining his shoes after a day of use, or on his knees trying to organize them under his bed or in his trunk, or sending an order by owl for another pair and his roommates groaning when the owl and box come im because their room is COVERED in shoes that they’re not even allowed to touch.

Draco with a shoe obsession gives me life.