A group of level 1 half-human half-animal people (two meerkats, an owl, a vampire, a mouse that turned into a mouse-angel, a coyote and Satan) are trying to take over Heaven. A short wall separates us from Heaven.
Vampire: “I roll to cut through Heaven.” *rolls a 1*
DM: “…. You take out your sword and start sawing at the short wall, screaming ‘FITE ME!!!’”
Meerkat 2: “I roll to launch the TnT cake into Heaven.” *rolls a 3*
DM: “You launch the TnT cake into Heaven. It lands on an angel’s head and the wet cake extinguishes the fuse.”
I bought some owl pellets online the other day, and this was the first package to arrive (one pellet, from the Carolina Biological Supply Company). I have another package coming with more, but this was a great one to start with. Inside there were three full skulls, a skull with only one lower mandible, and an enormous amount of miscellaneous bones (ribs, vertebrae, leg/toe bones, etc).