owl mouse

A group of level 1 half-human half-animal people (two meerkats, an owl, a vampire, a mouse that turned into a mouse-angel, a coyote and Satan) are trying to take over Heaven. A short wall separates us from Heaven.

Vampire: “I roll to cut through Heaven.” *rolls a 1*

DM: “…. You take out your sword and start sawing at the short wall, screaming ‘FITE ME!!!’”

Meerkat 2: “I roll to launch the TnT cake into Heaven.” *rolls a 3*

DM: “You launch the TnT cake into Heaven. It lands on an angel’s head and the wet cake extinguishes the fuse.”