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i love comforting nihilism. who cares, we’re all gonna die. eat that cake. buy that eyeshadow. be nice to people. you dont owe the world shit. the stars dont care about what we do. give anyway because why spend your eighty years on this rock miserable and making other people miserable. the sun is going to blow up and we’re all gonna die someday. make the most of what time you do have. use the fine china for taco night and microwave lunch. smell the flowers. tell a stranger they are beautiful. 

Overwatch video title: South Korea vs. [insert country here]

Actual video title: Watch South Korea single-handedly destroy the entire world of Overwatch e-sports and also Dive Comp as we know it

alright listen you lil shits!!

Aries: 8/10 y'all are chill af but got a demonic side to y'all and it’s like ummmm …. pls calm down thank u

Taurus: 8/10 y'all be chillin too but sometimes y'all just pop off out of know where and you’re like ???? damn do you need to step outside or??

Cancer: 4/10 …. honestly like idk wtf y'all be on but pls go take a nap and don’t bother anyone but your own sign and your sign only thank u

Gemini: 6/10 most of the time YALL are great and I try to give y'all the benefit of the doubt but then y'all feel like y'all got too much freedom and just burn down buildings for fun I can’t keep up pls stop

Leo: 5/10 … y'all get an extra 3 points because y'all are a fire sign but honestly … calm down???? why are you so dramatic??? omfg like homie listen it’s not that big of a deal

Virgo: 9/10 honestly YALL are really nice but y'all really be so high on a horse like …. come down …. stop …. you’re not god ….

Libra: 7.5/10 y'all got this cute charm thing going on for y'all but y'all are indecisive, ugreatful, manipulative, impossible, cry baby assholes like fuck stfu

Scorpio: 7/10 y'all make great friends but y'all get pissy over the stupidest shit, can’t control ya emotions, act like the world owes you something, y'all have this fucking god-complex that everyone says aquarians have like holy fuck listen buddy, life is not black & white, everyone likes typical shit like the color pink but also likes to watch gory movies you are not “different”

Sagittarius: 9/10 we’re fucking awesome but shit we be too much sometimes and we never fucking deal w our emotions and we run away from shit when it gets too hard but judge tf outta others when they do it

Capricorn: 9.5/10 almost perfect but not there because you’re constantly over worrying shit, judge people, act like y'all are better than everyone, pretend your life isn’t a constant mess because you’ve painted a perfect picture for everyone and your closet is a fucking mess

Aquarius: 7/10 y'all chill too but you never answer your fucking phone, you barely go around your family or friends, you pop up out of the blue, your sc is always lit but tu never invite anyone, you never sleep, always forget to eat and only exist when you feel like it

Pisces: 6/10 do you even exist???? where tf you be at???? why y'all so salty and bratty??? why do y'all act like we gotta be nice to you cause your feelings are so sensitive like damn bitch ain’t no one care drink some damn orange juice

  • Lúcio: I dislike you, capisce?
  • Doomfist: Tell it to the cleaning lady on Monday.
  • Lúcio: What?
  • Doomfist: Because you’ll be dust by Monday.
  • Lúcio: Umm…
  • Doomfist: Because you’ll be pulverized in two seconds! And the cleaning lady? She cleans up… dust… She dusts.
  • Lúcio: So… what’s on Monday?
  • Doomfist: Well… It’s Friday now, and she has weekends off. So Monday… Right?
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every time someone says they hate voltron i always assume they have voltron blogs and regularly reblog content for it but hated season two or the writers instead of like, assuming they genuinely dislike the show because almost every voltron fan i know/follow fucking hates the show but still blogs about it

last post is partly why i’m salty that yuuri didn’t win gold bc it was “too predictable” like who fucking cares if it’s predictable if the protagonist wins? i’d way rather have predictability when your narrative has spent twelve episodes building my empathy and sympathy for a gay anxiety-ridden character whose journey has been about confidence and admitting his own wants and desires for once in his life, rather than what we got, which was a fifteen year old brat beating him for his zillionth win and then whining bc the gay man and his fiance had a spotlight afterwards for two fucking minutes