ow ow ow ow ow ouch

colonel has a major sweet tooth, and damien is constantly telling him “Candy’s bad for you, William.” when he catches colonel eating candy

fast forward a bit

wilford is just eating some licorice, and dark is passing by, sees it, and just naturally says “Candy’s bad for you, William.” without thinking about it.

he realizes what he said, and freezes up, wilford looks at him confused, because he doesn’t remember his name being william, it’s been so long, and just asks “Who’s William?”

and dark just stomps away grumpily, not wanting to talk about it


@le-ginger-potato @arrival-of-the-jims @hawkeye221b @mayor-damien-protection-squad @notthesweetreese

me: Harry your music video for SOTT was great :)

Harry: oh wow, thank you, that’s–

me: uh huh so… just sign here… here… aaaand… initial here

Harry: … what is this

me: oh this? ha ha it’s just a legally binding contract saying you’ll never do that again… you were so high up? and so is my blood pressure? did you need a pen? initial here too

Finishing ACOMAF
  • Me: FUCK YOU TAMLIN!!!!
  • Me: FUCK YOU LUCIEN!!!
  • Me: FUCK YOU MORTAL QUEENS!!!
  • Me: FUCK YOU JURIAN!!!!
  • Me: FUCK YOU KING OF HYBERN!!!!
  • Me: FUCK THE WHOLE WORLD, BUT DON'T FUCKING SEPARATE MY OTP!!!!
  • Me: NOOOOOOOO!!!!
  • ME: *whispers* why did you do this, Sarah J Maas??? Why must you hurt me like this???
  • Me: *throws book across the room*
  • Me: *cries until the Feysand reunion, because there fucking sure as hell has to be one*
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Kurama + Hiei chibi phone doodles ☆⌒(ゝ。∂) (I spent too much time on these lmao)

tHOUGHTS WHILE ON MY FUCKING PERIOD
  • Me: MY FUCKING SPIDERMAN UNDERWEAR
  • Me: Where are my brownies
  • Me: wHERE ARE MY GOD DAMN BROWNIES
  • Me: Oh, there right here.\
  • Me: The fuck do you want
  • Me: theres not enough food here
  • Me: I want pizza
  • Me: nobody fucking touch me
  • Me: Maybe if I order pizza the pizza guy will hangout with me
  • Me: Ouch my uterus
  • Me: OW
  • Me: Lets watch some Doctor Who
  • Me: *cries at the intro*
  • Me: *cries at funny parts*
  • Me: *cries in general*
  • Me: Can I be done now
  • Me: THE NEXT PERSON THAT TALKS TO ME IS GOING TO BE THROWN DOWN THE STAIRS
  • Me: I'm cold
  • Me: Someone should come hangout with me
  • Me: Fuck I'm so alone
  • Me: wHY CAN'T SOMEONE LOVE ME LIKE THAT
  • Me: *sobs into my cat*
  • Me: KITTY YOU LOVE ME RIGHT
  • Me: KITTY DON'T LEAVE
  • Me: Fuck this shit
  • Me: WHY DOES MY BODY WANT TO KILL ITSELF