ow ow ow ow ow ouch

Finishing ACOMAF
  • Me: FUCK YOU TAMLIN!!!!
  • Me: FUCK YOU LUCIEN!!!
  • Me: FUCK YOU MORTAL QUEENS!!!
  • Me: FUCK YOU JURIAN!!!!
  • Me: FUCK YOU KING OF HYBERN!!!!
  • Me: FUCK THE WHOLE WORLD, BUT DON'T FUCKING SEPARATE MY OTP!!!!
  • Me: NOOOOOOOO!!!!
  • ME: *whispers* why did you do this, Sarah J Maas??? Why must you hurt me like this???
  • Me: *throws book across the room*
  • Me: *cries until the Feysand reunion, because there fucking sure as hell has to be one*
Signs when they bleed
  • Aries: Ow! Fucking cunt
  • Leo: ahhh! Owww!
  • Sagittarius: shiiit that fucking hurt!
  • Gemini: oh my god owww!
  • Aquarius: oh my fuck!!!
  • Libra: ouch fuck it burns!!
  • Cancer: ow ow omgg!
  • Scorpio: fuck mother fucker ow!
  • Taurus: oh shit oww!!
  • Capricorn: ow fuck sake
  • Virgo: ergh!! Oww!!
Imagine you and Cronus being long time friends, even when he was going through his Potter phase before his greaser persona coming along. Imagine him being terrified that you would stop being his friend at some point when you tell him his new self is just too much to handle. Imagine him, Cronus Ampora, on his knees in tears begging you not to leave him and saying his still needs you and you're the only friend he has left.

-anon